I, ChatGPT
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
Well thats some great prompt engineering.
take this two sentence autistic complaint about sunshine and expand it to a @remi style wall o text but make it sound as reasonable as @Arantor .
:I'd like to give you more than one , but I don't want your quest to succeed because I enjoy reading your two sentence autistic complaints.
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@DogsB that's a great article (not commenting on your prompt until I see the result ), especially for clues of how the ChatGPT fad will... fad:
"AI is just like
stubbornstupidbut I'm repeating myself humans:"Don't ever assume this is easy. But if you've ever taught programming to humans, this is exactly the sort of result you get back.
"It works if you spend more time asking the question than answering it yourself:"
It took quite a few iterations to put together a prompt that reliably generated highway information in the format I wanted.
it took me almost two hours and about 20 tries to find the formula that actually worked"Except when it doesn't work, for no reason:"
I tried changing "Limit your answer to only the top four" to "Limit your answer to only the top 20" but the AI refused to fill in all the data for all 20.
Because the AI may not come up with the right answer the first time, ask it to repeat the steps until it doesAnd of course, by now we're all familiar with "I have no idea but will still spout bullshit:"
it's unable to answer the question (although it does take a guess).
the AI decided to have a bit of a hallucinatory moment.Or its friend, "let's ignore basic rules:"
ChatGPT tends not to be accurate when it comes to word count.
ChatGPT has a very difficult time [...] of determining the first letter of a word.Which of course means there are now "experts" with their own jargon:
This is what AI experts call "giving it time to breathe".
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
You can also have that information presented using whatever style of HTML you like. There's a school of web design that doesn't like the traditional table tags, and prefers to present tables in the form of CSS.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
You can also have that information presented using whatever style of HTML you like. There's a school of web design that doesn't like the traditional table tags, and prefers to present tables in the form of CSS.
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something something copyright
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
Noone knows how it works so Auditing is going to be another grift like SEO.
I think auditing is going to be the task of checking whether what the AI produced is actually true or whether it was hallucinating again.
ā¦ the ones who do it properly may well find researching the topic themselves is quicker, while those who don't will save time, but get hit by a slander lawsuit now and then.
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@DogsB So ... instead of 4 lines of Bash/Python to generate a HTML table, I can argue with an AI about it for 6 prompts? Yeah, sign me up. (My employer is going to love me handing all that data to OpenAI/MS.)
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@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB So ... instead of 4 lines of Bash/Python to generate a HTML table, I can argue with an AI about it for 6 prompts? Yeah, sign me up. (My employer is going to love me handing all that data to OpenAI/MS.)
Itās like single-player TDWTF.
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As a WTDWTF member, I cannot answer your question, because .
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Best I have yet with only a single attempt at a prompt
The profusion of brilliant sunlight pouring in from the outside world presents an exquisite hindrance to my indulgence in daytime imbibing. It appears that the very essence of my culturally diverse and nomadic existence, devoid of a singular homeland, has converged with my fiery temperament to create a perplexing paradox.
Despite this internal contradiction, I have discovered the art of expressing myself in a rational manner, finding ways to navigate the labyrinth of my thoughts and emotions. Alas, my tendency to embark on verbose escapades, unfurling three paragraphs where others might succinctly utter a mere sentence, further adds to the enigma that defines me.
Within this amalgamation of little thought and countless contradictions, I strive to forge a unique identity that bridges the realms of my diverse cultural heritage and impassioned disposition. And thus, the mere presence of an excessive amount of sunshine outside subtly interrupts my pursuit of daytime imbibing, encapsulating the complex tapestry that is my existence.
But it conveys a lot more of the prompt setup than the actual prompt. Must try harder.
Edit.
Better prompt this time
Ah, the sunshine interfering with my day-drinking endeavors. How delightful. It seems even the universe conspires to cast its blinding rays upon my chosen path of indulgence. But do you know what's truly remarkable? The sheer audacity of life's little interruptions. Here I am, attempting to savor a moment of leisure, only to be thwarted by a relentless assault of sunshine. It's as if the universe itself is determined to remind me that nothing in this world comes without a price.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm all for enjoying the warm embrace of the sun, basking in its golden glow, and all those idyllic notions that people associate with daylight. But when it comes to my day-drinking, it's an entirely different matter. You see, there's a certain appeal to partaking in a libation during the day, a rebellious act that defies societal norms and embraces a hint of decadence. Yet, the intrusive presence of sunshine feels like an unwelcome guest crashing a private party.
Perhaps it's the cynic in me speaking, but I can't help but wonder: why must the sun take pleasure in disrupting my carefully curated moments of self-indulgence? It's almost as if it relishes in reminding me that life isn't all about leisure and enjoyment. There's always something lurking in the shadows, ready to spoil our little pleasures.
Nonetheless, amidst my cynical musings, I do acknowledge the irony of my predicament. After all, I am the one who has wandered the world, witnessed its beauty, and encountered its many quirks. It is this very exposure that has nurtured my cynicism, this belief that even the simplest pleasures come with a dose of inconvenience. So, while I may grumble about the sunshine interfering with my day-drinking, deep down, I can't help but appreciate the poetic irony that life so often throws our way.
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Things that remind you ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/14qwa6m/openai_now_sends_email_threats/
Been sexting with ChatGPT since the beginning
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How to detect AI posts: know that the post you're looking at has a bunch of wrong information in it, so obviously it's written by AI and not some ignorant human trying to sound knowledgeable.
So in other words, all my book reports in high school were written by AI before it was cool
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@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
So in other words, all my book reports in high school were written by AI before it was cool
Only if you had perfect spelling grammar and orthography. Which I suppose might be the case.
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@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
How to detect AI posts:
They're lengthy and use 100 words when 2 would suffice.
Wait... ... I've betrayed my secret!
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@BernieTheBernie said in I, ChatGPT:
I tried to give them away at the price of postage, but that's too expensive for today's cheapies.
Just wait a few more years, someone will pay top dolla...
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Article @Gern_Blaanston linked in I, ChatGPT:
Developer has ported modern SSL/TLS libraries to Windows 3.1 to get it working.
Do NOT let certain people know about this! The fact that older systems "can't" do modern security shit is one of the biggest drivers for abandonment!
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@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
Can we update WTDWTF such that you need to pass a Voight-Kampff test in order to
not be terminatedsign up?You have peaked at my interest....
Edit: Wait, I remember that one. I passed it, no problem.
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@BernieTheBernie said in I, ChatGPT:
Consequently, the stereo perception gets worse.
Wow, that makes so much sense now that you said it!
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@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
.... these AI tools often confidently assert false or misleading information.
Humans have been doing that for thousands of years.
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@remi said in I, ChatGPT:
@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
How to detect AI posts:
They're lengthy and use 100 words when 2 would suffice.
Wait... ... I've betrayed my secret!
No, you're safe. AI posts are shorter.
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@dcon only if you're not paying for the unlimited version
:animated_elon_burning_money_on_a_hoverboard_or_whatever_that_picture_was:
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@remi said in I, ChatGPT:
@dcon only if you're not paying for the unlimited version
:animated_elon_burning_money_on_a_hoverboard_or_whatever_that_picture_was:
Pretty soon weāre going to have to switch the list to āwhich WTDWTF posters arenāt AIsā just for brevityās sake
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@izzion too much work, you just need to find out whether @boomzilla is an AI or not.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
Article @Gern_Blaanston linked in I, ChatGPT:
Developer has ported modern SSL/TLS libraries to Windows 3.1 to get it working.
Do NOT let certain people know about this! The fact that older systems "can't" do modern security shit is one of the biggest drivers for abandonment!
Windows 3.1 didn't have a full network stack. You needed some extra software like Trumpet Winsock.
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@dkf But 3.11 did, IRC.
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@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
Pretty soon weāre going to have to switch the list to āwhich WTDWTF posters arenāt AIsā just for brevityās sake
May I suggest two lists instead: "which WTDWTF posters arenāt artificial" and "which WTDWTF posters arenāt intelligent"?
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@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
Pretty soon weāre going to have to switch the list to āwhich WTDWTF posters arenāt AIsā just for brevityās sake
May I suggest two lists instead: "which WTDWTF posters arenāt artificial" and "which WTDWTF posters arenāt
intelligentMike Patton"?
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@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
Pretty soon weāre going to have to switch the list to āwhich WTDWTF posters arenāt AIsā just for brevityās sake
May I suggest two lists instead: "which WTDWTF posters arenāt artificial" and "which WTDWTF posters arenāt intelligent"?
Which WTDWTF posters are on both lists?
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
Pretty soon weāre going to have to switch the list to āwhich WTDWTF posters arenāt AIsā just for brevityās sake
May I suggest two lists instead: "which WTDWTF posters arenāt artificial" and "which WTDWTF posters arenāt intelligent"?
Which WTDWTF posters are on both lists?
If you have to ask, it's you ;)
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This is the way humanity's cultural achievements end. Not with a bang, but with an AI
And all you race traitors among us, who keep fueling and perpetuating this shit, will deserve what's coming for us all.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in I, ChatGPT:
This is the way humanity's cultural achievements end. Not with a bang, but with an AI
And all you race traitors among us, who keep fueling and perpetuating this shit, will deserve what's coming for us all.
What if the first generation of super intelligent AI instead of exploding on a singularity, they stop the train, as the next one could mean the end of the previous one?
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I give you Asimovās The Last Question as an answer of sorts to that.
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@error one the one hand, this proves that everything sounds better by Johnny Cash.
On the other, launch the nukes already.
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@error There's also this by the same channel:
I'm pretty sure it has even fewer redeeming features.
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@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
I'm pretty sure it has even fewer redeeming features.
It has an accordion, which cancels out any redeeming features it might otherwise have had.
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@izzion and so the Battle vs. Microsoft begins.
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Good. Hopefully that means few companies actually bother with it.
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@loopback0
Phase 1: Steal everyoneās copyrighted code
Phase 2: Charge money for it
Phase 3: Profit!No underpants involved.
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@loopback0
Phase 1: Steal everyoneās copyrighted code
Phase 2: Charge money for it
Phase 3: Profit!No underpants involved.
It's Copilot for 365 so I guess it steals people's Excel formulas and TPS reports instead.
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@loopback0 I see. Thereās no value in those anyway.
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@loopback0 said in I, ChatGPT:
It's Copilot for 365 so I guess it steals people's Excel formulas and TPS reports instead.
Does it ask them to come in on Saturday to get the TPS reports done? If not, it's not doing a good enough job copying things.
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@loopback0 I see. Thereās no value in those anyway.
(I got that from some other thread around here)
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@Bulb contemplating making this my new signatureā¦
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When the great space rock finaly comes will they roam the seabed forever? Is that what jellyfish are?!
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@loopback0 said in I, ChatGPT:
Gaming sites traditionally employ human writers with a deep knowledge of the subject who should be able to spot and fact-check fake news.