I, ChatGPT
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@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
These are only available in Asian cuisine shops and … I don't really know how to prepare those.
They're typically available dried and packaged in the Asian food section of American grocery stores. You soak them in warm water for a half-hour or so to rehydrate them. Remove the stems. Then do whatever the recipe says. I don't know what to do with them, either, unless I have a recipe that calls for them.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
Then do whatever the recipe says
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
Then do whatever the recipe says
:man-of-culture:
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@Arantor think of our good old wooden table. many years ago, they would be made with real wood. it was better in every way you can think of, except price. plywood is worse, but an order of magnitude cheaper. sometimes things won't evolve in quality, but cost. and you can still buy a real wooden table if you have money for it
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@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
you can still buy a real wooden table if you have money for it
Fortunately. Think about how many businesses would be bankrupt otherwise!
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@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
So this image is not enough for identification.
Oh, is it not? Then don't identify it, goddammit.
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@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
Depends on the definition of “best”.
That is a seriously strained definition of 'best' to qualify for anything on the Tiger 'P'
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@MrL said in The Official Status Thread:
They will construct impossible procedures and counterproductive rules,
(functions start with a lower-case letter)
Qt uses camel case, like Java, while “idiomatic” C++ uses snake case. I think Qt’s choice is better, but in neither case should function names start with a capital. So is that rule targeted at??
Coding style says use Pascal case.
Billions well spent.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in I, ChatGPT:
@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
So this image is not enough for identification.
Oh, is it not? Then don't identify it, goddammit.
Or identify all possibilities.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
the copyright was always an excuse, these are common luddites
I want to see an unfiltered AI with everything in it to see what it creates, but the reality is that if you're not going to enforce copyright and have a way for creatives to make rent with their work, you're not going to have anything worth consuming.
It's kinda fun playing with AIs that have the safety rails removed. The chatbots are also all kinds of amusing and will gladly tell you how to build bombs, albeit I wouldn't trust them to actually get it right.
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@Carnage Yeah well, as the internet has discovered recently, it will gladly tell you how to make a pizza, except it'll tell you to put glue in it.
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@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
albeit I wouldn't trust them to actually get it right.
confidently incorrect is the game, Bing AI Is its' name!
Hint: I was trying to do the impossible, which is to disable bitlocker after a few reboots (normally it's the opposite, to enable it again after reboots; typically for BIOS updates and whatnot).
I got an imagined task that doesn't exist, and even if it did, the option to modify would not do what it is described to do.
To whit, the closest I can come is that I need to build out a powershell script and man-handle the scheduled task away when complete.
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@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor think of our good old wooden table. many years ago, they would be made with real wood. it was better in every way you can think of, except price.
Yep, thinking of it. Sure.
and you can still buy a real wooden table if you have money for it
Why would I need to? I still have the one I bought many years ago. Quality.
(OTOH there's the workdesk I'm sitting at now; it's made of MDF board and I've just realised it's nearly 40 years old.)
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@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor think of our good old wooden table. many years ago, they would be made with real wood. it was better in every way you can think of, except price.
Yep, thinking of it. Sure.
and you can still buy a real wooden table if you have money for it
Why would I need to? I still have the one I bought many years ago. Quality.
(OTOH there's the workdesk I'm sitting at now; it's made of MDF board and I've just realised it's nearly 40 years old.)
maybe wooden table wasn't the best choice for an analogy, I'm sure there is something that got cheaper and lower quality somewhere
@clippy list me examples of things that, with newer technology got a lot cheaper, but lowered it's quality, that would be better analogies to making my point
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@Zecc said in I, ChatGPT:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in I, ChatGPT:
@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
So this image is not enough for identification.
Oh, is it not? Then don't identify it, goddammit.
Or identify all possibilities.
"Yup, it's a mushroom"
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@LaoC said in I, ChatGPT:
"Yup, it's a mushroom"
Is this red with white mushroom edible?
Definitely!
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Could be an Azure snafu. Its not like Microsoft has been a shining beacon of stability recently.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
Could be an Azure snafu. Its not like Microsoft has been a shining beacon of stability recently.
could have started like this, and the others were unable to handled the traffic of people looking for alternatives
I think Claude was related to google, but check it and see if it's on azure would be work
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in I, ChatGPT:
It seems we have an auditory divertissement connoisseur in the building.
As much as I dislike Clippy, I am not one of the people who downvoted. It seems like I'm not alone in finding that it has outlived whatever meager entertainment value it once had.
It was never entertaining. Just more proof that the current iteration of AI is garbage. People have to stop shitting up threads with it.
I normally don't even read Clippy posts, because I don't care about AI garbage. And I also think that's going to be the biggest problem with AI garbage in general: pissing in an ocean of piss.
But in this case, the posts were both funny and mostly correct in shitting on audiophiles. Well, almost:
@clippy said in I, ChatGPT:
While EMI is a real concern, the benefits of uni-directional cables are largely overstated. Standard Ethernet cables already have sufficient shielding and twisting to minimize EMI, and the differences between uni-directional and standard cables are usually imperceptible in real-world scenarios.
Yeah, forget about that. Ethernet is digital, so unless your interference causes a whole packet to be lost, your audiophile ass isn't going to hear the difference between softer and harder ones and zeros, no matter how much glue you're sniffing.
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@loopback0 And that thread duly ignored.
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
I normally don't even read Clippy posts
It's occasionally fun to taunt Clippy, but it gets old very quickly, because it's not real, and it can't actually feel insulted.
Wibble, OTOH, I might have read one or two when it was brand new, but I've skipped every post since then. I don't even read the one-box. Zero interest.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
Wibble, OTOH, I might have read one or two when it was brand new, but I've skipped every post since then. I don't even read the one-box. Zero interest.
The challenge of trying to make wibble interesting was fun at first, and when I try something new it gets me entertained for a while, but it weared off for me too. Weird @Tsaukpaetra dreams always have enough material to expand into something curious tough
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@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
Weird @Tsaukpaetra dreams always have enough material to expand into something curious tough
Sadly, the last 19 attempted dream dumps have failed, so I do not have anything new to report.
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@Luhmann said in I, ChatGPT:
@LaoC said in I, ChatGPT:
"Yup, it's a mushroom"
Is this red with white mushroom edible?
Definitely!
It's edible once. And it will feed you for the rest of your life!
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
it gets old very quickly, because it's not real, and it can't actually feel insulted.
Jack Handey said:
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
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@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
Weird @Tsaukpaetra dreams
Is there any @Tsaukpaetra that's not weird?
EDIT: forgot a word, but hey, that works as well.
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@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
Weird @Tsaukpaetra dreams
Is there any @Tsaukpaetra that's not weird?
EDIT: forgot a word, but hey, that works as well.
I still breathe air. That seems pretty normal by people standards.
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Salesforce continues to aggressively pitch their AI capabilities.
In one slide they showed, there were 4 "waves" of AI, with the third seemingly being the present state, and the fourth wave labelled "Artificial General Intelligence." Apparently it's coming any day now...
Filed under: Right after the year of the Linux desktop.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
I still breathe air.
You know who else breathed air???
And look what happened to him!
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@error said in I, ChatGPT:
@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
I still breathe air.
You know who else breathed air???
And look what happened to him!
That fucker!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
That fucker!
Hold on. Just because you breathe air like him, don't get your hopes up that you can be like him that way, too.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
That fucker!
Hold on. Just because you breathe air like him, don't get your hopes up that you can be like him that way, too.
Hope is all I have to hold on to.
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@Tsaukpaetra Well, I have no comment on what else you might be holding onto.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra Well, I have no comment on what else you might be holding onto.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra Well, I have no comment on what else you might be holding onto.
Seek medical attention if you hold onto it for more than 4 hours?
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It's what we call a marketing gimmick. It's not meant to make sense.
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I'd be more worried about VC money drying up. No one has actually produced anything to cover the data centre bills yet.
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@error said in I, ChatGPT:
@Luhmann said in I, ChatGPT:
@LaoC said in I, ChatGPT:
"Yup, it's a mushroom"
Is this red with white mushroom edible?
Definitely!
It's edible once. And it will feed you for the rest of your life!
have a
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@error said in I, ChatGPT:
and the fourth wave labelled "Artificial General Intelligence." Apparently it's coming any day now...
Filed under: Right after the year of the Linux desktop.
Fortunately by then we'll have nuclear fusion to compensate the power requirements.
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@Luhmann said in I, ChatGPT:
@error said in I, ChatGPT:
@Luhmann said in I, ChatGPT:
@LaoC said in I, ChatGPT:
"Yup, it's a mushroom"
Is this red with white mushroom edible?
Definitely!
It's edible once. And it will feed you for the rest of your life!
have a
“All mushrooms are edible, but some only once”
is a pretty old saying.
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@Bulb Indeed. But I liked the "it's gonna feed you for the rest of your life" angle, that was a new one for me.
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Today in people still don't know what LLMs are for:
if illegal moves weren't counted, Prelovac says GPT-4o would have an Elo of more than 2,000, the threshold for a national master.
I suppose I could be a national master too, if only I knew how to play the game, was willing to study it and played well in ranked tournaments.
"It's somewhat disappointing but expected that these models show no real generalization of intelligence or reasoning," he said. "While they can perform specific tasks well, they don't yet demonstrate a broad, adaptable understanding or problem-solving ability like human intelligence."
Because they're fucking not.
"The only conclusion is that this failure is due to the lack of historical records of played games in the training data," he said. "This implies that it cannot be argued that these models are able to 'reason' in any sense of the word, but merely output a variation of what they have seen during training."
You appear to understand what they're capable of but fucking complain about what they can't do.
"Even chess moves are nothing but a series of tokens, like 'e' and '4', and have no grounding in reality," Prelovac said. "They are products of statistical analysis of the training data, upon which the next token is predicted."
I wonder if I put my head to your ear, would I hear the sea.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
"They are products of statistical analysis of the training data, upon which the next token is predicted."
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This is research with too much emphasis on the "re".
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I'd be more worried about VC money drying up. No one has actually produced anything to cover the data centre bills yet.
But hey, if you give them tons of government money, they can develop controls that will absolutely be the first piece of software ever written to be bug free!
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I wonder if I put my head to your ear, would I hear the sea.
Depends on how your tinnitus functions.