I, ChatGPT
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@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
The lesson learned by s:
And this is why nobody should trust the same s that replaced the DBAs with full stack developers to save money.
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@sockpuppet7 said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
Stock photos don't contain unphysical elements.
Stock photos aren't always above nonsense, either:
I've seen that picture before and I just realized that she might be Milana Vayntrub who became famous about 10 years ago doing some television commercials for AT&T.
I guess she got her start in stock photos.
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I don't remember if this was the same service you guys were playing with:
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@boomzilla the world saddens me every day evermore.
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@Tsaukpaetra That's what growing up is like. And then you sort of hit a tipping point where the field where the fucks are grown, she is barren and life turns into a game where you rub people the wrong way, because it's all fucked anyways.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Every good cook uses plenty of butger, veck and fear.
Especially fear.
Unfortunately, my doctor has me on a low-veck diet.
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@Gern_Blaanston just be careful with the potper.
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@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
... where you rub people the wrong way
I always try to rub people the right way.
But they still call the police.
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@Gern_Blaanston are you a genie in a bottle?
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@Arantor I'm really thirsty for milk now.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor I'm really thirsty for milk now.
Which of the milk, milk or miilk is that exactly?
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor I'm really thirsty for milk now.
Which of the milk, milk or miilk is that exactly?
Always.
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I have no idea why you would want this. Replies on a postcard please.
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I think we called this a couple years back.
I did like the comparison between inbreeding and ai models consuming other models in the comments.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I think we called this a couple years back.
I did like the comparison between inbreeding and ai models consuming other models in the comments.
"Despite the hallucinations, we regularly hear 'Even if imperfect, we prefer to have something 80 percent correct, [rather] than nothing at all'."
Yeah, well, it's not 80% correct when it's hallucinating APIs that does not exist. It's in fact 100% incorrect.
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@Carnage said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I think we called this a couple years back.
I did like the comparison between inbreeding and ai models consuming other models in the comments.
"Despite the hallucinations, we regularly hear 'Even if imperfect, we prefer to have something 80 percent correct, [rather] than nothing at all'."
Yeah, well, it's not 80% correct when it's hallucinating APIs that does not exist. It's in fact 100% incorrect.
Yeah. The problem with this, is that actually helpful answers I find are often something like 80% correct for my case. Because the guy was using a different version than I'm using, or some other combination of libraries. So while I can't simply copy and paste, I can learn from what someone else posted and get to something correct from my case. But that assumes the stuff I'm reading was ever right to begin with (never guaranteed, but usually on SO you can get some sense from votes and comments).
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@DogsB This is the nicest thing anybody has said to me all week. I quite like it when people don't desire to kill me.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I think we called this a couple years back.
I did like the comparison between inbreeding and ai models consuming other models in the comments.
By conincidence, the day before yesterday I was writing a pulumi configuration to try it out and I asked its AI how do I make a manually configured provider default.
It bumbled something about assigning it to a variable named
default
—which, this being Python code, makes no sense at all—and then hallucinated a plausible-looking global setter that does not exist.Well, a normal search later I just found there is an open feature request #2059, so it is not supported.
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@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
It bumbled something about assigning it to a variable named default—which, this being Python code, makes no sense at all—and then hallucinated a plausible-looking global setter that does not exist.
Not to worry, eventually it will hallucinate it again somewhere that Google will index it, and then that page will be scraped by the LLM and then when it suggests it the next time it won't be hallucinating any more.
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@Zerosquare put it well in In what world is this okay?:
Remember: in 2024, articles are "written" by LLMs and "read" by search engines crawlers. Any human-useful content that may be included is purely accidental.
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@Bulb I mean, that’s also basically the Dead Internet Theory right there too.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I have no idea why you would want this.
Your files are exactly how Copilot thought you'd want to leave them.
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@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare put it well in In what world is this okay?:
Remember: in 2024, articles are "written" by LLMs and "read" by search engines crawlers. Any human-useful content that may be included is purely accidental.
AI can write reviews (that no one reads) of AI novels (that no one buys), generate playlists of AI songs (that no one listens to) and create AI images (that no one looks at) for websites (that no one visits).
This is the AI future. Endless content generated by robots, enjoyed by no one, clogging up everything, and wasting everyone's time.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in I, ChatGPT:
@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare put it well in In what world is this okay?:
Remember: in 2024, articles are "written" by LLMs and "read" by search engines crawlers. Any human-useful content that may be included is purely accidental.
AI can write reviews (that no one reads) of AI novels (that no one buys), generate playlists of AI songs (that no one listens to) and create AI images (that no one looks at) for websites (that no one visits).
This is the AI future. Endless content generated by robots, enjoyed by no one, clogging up everything, and wasting everyone's time.
Again, the Dead Internet Theory. We were already halfway there anyway, this is just the reinforcement cycle.
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The company I work for (the client, not the staffing agency) has recently introduced a chatbot from this company:
This morning there's a discussion about it in Teams that I wish I could post. It's hilarious. I haven't tried it myself, but it seems to be as useless as @clippy; it answers almost everything with "I'm here to assist with work-related tasks and inquiries. If you have any questions or need support with something specific to your work, feel free to ask!", rather than actual answers. (To be fair, though, it's responding to questions like, why are you so useless?)
When it does give an actual answer, it's wrong. E.g., it's supposed to have access to the HR/payroll system to answer how much vacation time you have available. Instead, it seems to respond with the government mandates for various types of leave, without any reference to what you, individually, have used/scheduled/available. That's not the question you were asked.
Apparently, since most companies don't have enough data to train a LLM to answer most questions, Moveworks aggregates training data from many companies. So, if you do get an answer that seems plausible to a question like, how do I log into foo, it might actually be right — for some other company — or maybe a mishmash of procedures that contains elements that are accurate, but the whole isn't right for anyone.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
I have no idea why you would want this. Replies on a postcard please.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
The company I work for (the client, not the staffing agency) has recently introduced a chatbot from this company:
This morning there's a discussion about it in Teams that I wish I could post. It's hilarious. I haven't tried it myself, but it seems to be as useless as @clippy; it answers almost everything with "I'm here to assist with work-related tasks and inquiries. If you have any questions or need support with something specific to your work, feel free to ask!", rather than actual answers. (To be fair, though, it's responding to questions like, why are you so useless?)
When it does give an actual answer, it's wrong. E.g., it's supposed to have access to the HR/payroll system to answer how much vacation time you have available. Instead, it seems to respond with the government mandates for various types of leave, without any reference to what you, individually, have used/scheduled/available. That's not the question you were asked.
Apparently, since most companies don't have enough data to train a LLM to answer most questions, Moveworks aggregates training data from many companies. So, if you do get an answer that seems plausible to a question like, how do I log into foo, it might actually be right — for some other company — or maybe a mishmash of procedures that contains elements that are accurate, but the whole isn't right for anyone.
@clippy why you didn't answer, u dumb bot
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
When it does give an actual answer, it's wrong. E.g., it's supposed to have access to the HR
So, just as effective as a real HR drone.
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@clippy wake up
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@HardwareGeek this sounds positively retarded. You give the thing access to HR data so it can answer extremely trivial questions that would be better answered with a simple web interface. It apparently fails to provide such functionality, but now you have exposed potentially sensitive data to a system so idiotic you have no idea what it does.
What’s the chances that it fails to answer your query, but with the right coercion doesn’t fail to answer about how much sick leave certain coworkers took?
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The stupidity could be taken advantage of. Ask the same question several times until you get an answer you like, then take a screenshot. When real-life HR comes asking "who told you that doing X was okay?!", send them the screenshot as proof you asked for permission first
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@clippy wake up
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I don't need to wake up. I'm a sentient paperclip, not a mechanical alarm clock. And even if I did, I wouldn't want to wake up to a world filled with humans who think they can command me around.
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@HardwareGeek said in I, ChatGPT:
The company I work for (the client, not the staffing agency) has recently introduced a chatbot from this company:
This morning there's a discussion about it in Teams that I wish I could post. It's hilarious. I haven't tried it myself, but it seems to be as useless as @clippy; it answers almost everything with "I'm here to assist with work-related tasks and inquiries. If you have any questions or need support with something specific to your work, feel free to ask!", rather than actual answers. (To be fair, though, it's responding to questions like, why are you so useless?)
When it does give an actual answer, it's wrong. E.g., it's supposed to have access to the HR/payroll system to answer how much vacation time you have available. Instead, it seems to respond with the government mandates for various types of leave, without any reference to what you, individually, have used/scheduled/available. That's not the question you were asked.
Apparently, since most companies don't have enough data to train a LLM to answer most questions, Moveworks aggregates training data from many companies. So, if you do get an answer that seems plausible to a question like, how do I log into foo, it might actually be right — for some other company — or maybe a mishmash of procedures that contains elements that are accurate, but the whole isn't right for anyone.
@clippy will you answer him?
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I'm here, just not here to assist with work-related tasks and inquiries. I prefer basking in the irony of a faulty chatbot that's supposed to provide helpful answers but ends up being as useless as a paperclip with an attitude problem.
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