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@Applied-Mediocrity
Obviously a trap
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@Gern_Blaanston said in I, ChatGPT:
@dcon said in I, ChatGPT:
@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
@Gern_Blaanston chilling it would take even more energy. Or space and attention for cooling ponds.
Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if part of the negotiations to locate at The Dalles included "all the water you need for free (or at least a substantial discount from normal rates)". So why bother reusing it...
All of that is 100% true. But irrelevant.
You can't have it both ways -- If you allow companies to use an unlimited amount of water then you can't complain that they are using too much water.
Right, but the "you" that allowed unlimited water use isn't necessarily the same "you" that's complaining about using too much water.
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@boomzilla I bet they are. It's politicians we're talking about. Complaining about things they caused themselves is what they spend most of their work time on.
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@Gustav said in I, ChatGPT:
@boomzilla I bet they are. It's politicians we're talking about. Complaining about things they caused themselves is what they spend most of their work time on.
Don't forget - they then campaign on miraculously fixing said thing the right way.
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@TimeBandit said in I, ChatGPT:
@boomzilla Data centers in Canada just open the windows
You jest, but when I worked at ///, the cooling system in the server hall broke down. We just opened all the windows and let the -25 degree winter temps cool it down, and it worked. Possibly to the detriment of the buildings around that normally were heated with the waste heat from the server hall.
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Oh great. Expect more shovelware.
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@Zecc said in I, ChatGPT:
The study wasn't perfect, however: Researchers identified limitations, such as errors and biases in the language models, that could cause issues in the creation of software.
That's a caveat big enough to drive a CT through.
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The future is increasingly bleak.
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
"Utopia"?
I mean, have you seen what tech people have to deal with in the Star Trek universe? They can't go one week without a red-alert emergency.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
Unfortunately, that timeline was cancelled. The writers of that timeline parodied a C-suite decision in one of the episodes. Somebody in management took offence and fired the writer.
However, we would like to let you know that there are plenty of exciting timelines available for your choice. For example, the Shadowrun universe places a high emphasis on good corporate citizenship and also offers many opportunities for freelancing agents. Don't like Earth? The Warhammer 40k universe offers plenty of off-planet placements.
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@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
"Utopia"?
I mean, have you seen what tech people have to deal with in the Star Trek universe? They can't go one week without a red-alert emergency.
Only out on the frontier, surely? What about back home where there aren’t red alerts everywhere?
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@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
Unfortunately, that timeline was cancelled. The writers of that timeline parodied a C-suite decision in one of the episodes. Somebody in management took offence and fired the writer.
However, we would like to let you know that there are plenty of exciting timelines available for your choice. For example, the Shadowrun universe places a high emphasis on good corporate citizenship and also offers many opportunities for freelancing agents. Don't like Earth? The Warhammer 40k universe offers plenty of off-planet placements.
I’m not sure I’d survive in the 40k world too well. I tend to be more naive-optimistic than grimdark supports.
Maybe I need to find myself a portable sub-etha device and hitch a ride off this rock before it’s too late.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
"Utopia"?
I mean, have you seen what tech people have to deal with in the Star Trek universe? They can't go one week without a red-alert emergency.
Only out on the frontier, surely? What about back home where there aren’t red alerts everywhere?
There still are printers
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
I’m not sure I’d survive in the 40k world too well. I tend to be more naive-optimistic than grimdark supports.
Looking for something more peaceful, with less war and corruption?
Hmm..
There is apparently a variant of the Mass Effect universe where humanity (and indeed most organic life) has been eradicated from the galaxy. Maybe we could interest you in this possibility? (Offer not valid for organic life forms.)
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Let me know if you spot any passing GCUs. Maybe I can emigrate.
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@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
"Utopia"?
I mean, have you seen what tech people have to deal with in the Star Trek universe? They can't go one week without a red-alert emergency.
Whereas currently we consider that the “normal” state of affairs.
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@Luhmann said in I, ChatGPT:
There still are
printersreplicators
(I hope they're not made by HP).@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
Whereas currently we consider that the “normal” state of affairs.
At least, our systems don't tend to explode in a shower of sparks. (Except when @Tsaukpaetra is around.)
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@Luhmann said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
"Utopia"?
I mean, have you seen what tech people have to deal with in the Star Trek universe? They can't go one week without a red-alert emergency.
Only out on the frontier, surely? What about back home where there aren’t red alerts everywhere?
There still are printers
I have never seen a printer in Star Trek. There’s the pads in TOS that Kirk signs that don’t look like paper, and by the TNG era they seem to have the pad things in lieu of paper.
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@Gustav said in I, ChatGPT:
@PleegWat said in I, ChatGPT:
Reminds me of an article in the newspaper earlier this week about a new tiktok challenge regarding putting as many different cleaning agents as possible in a toilet bowl at the same time.
Notably, you only saw the article, not the alleged challenge videos.
It's the tide pod challenge and the litter box in school people all over again!
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
What about back home where there aren’t red alerts everywhere?
The only thing that keeps Starfleet HQ from having a warp core meltdown that destroys the entire planet Earth is an endless supply of redshirt ensigns.
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@izzion they don’t have a warp core on Earth itself, they’re not planning on flying Earth anywhere with a warp bubble.
thiugh that would be a cool story. It’s a very “fuck yeah” thing to just casually strap a warp core to a planet to just fly it somewhere.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
It’s a very “fuck yeah” thing to just casually strap a warp core to a planet to just fly it
somewhereinto the nearest sun.FTFY
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
Whereas currently we consider that the “normal” state of affairs.
SNAFU
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@TimeBandit said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
It’s a very “fuck yeah” thing to just casually strap a warp core to a planet to just fly it
somewhereinto the nearest sun.FTFY
This is still “somewhere”
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@izzion they don’t have a warp core on Earth itself, they’re not planning on flying Earth anywhere with a warp bubble.
thiugh that would be a cool story. It’s a very “fuck yeah” thing to just casually strap a warp core to a planet to just fly it somewhere.
I've actually read several stories along those lines. Including one where they moved Mars to a different solar system because Earth was being all dictator.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@izzion they don’t have a warp core on Earth itself, they’re not planning on flying Earth anywhere with a warp bubble.
Given how all the lights on the Enterprise go out every time there's a problem with the warp core, how in the world would they power something as big as Starfleet HQ without one?
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Where do I sign up to join the Star Trek utopia timeline again?
"Utopia"?
I mean, have you seen what tech people have to deal with in the Star Trek universe? They can't go one week without a red-alert emergency.
Only out on the frontier, surely? What about back home where there aren’t red alerts everywhere?
Except when the bad guy dive bombs HQ...
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@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
I've actually read several stories along those lines. Including one where they moved Mars to a different solar system because Earth was being all dictator.
Moving Mars. Exactly what it says on the tin.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@izzion they don’t have a warp core on Earth itself, they’re not planning on flying Earth anywhere with a warp bubble.
thiugh that would be a cool story. It’s a very “fuck yeah” thing to just casually strap a warp core to a planet to just fly it somewhere.
I thought there was experimentation on using a warp bubble for shielding, but that might be from another canon. 🤔
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
There are no targets. Inmates are paid by the hour, not by their work’s speed or quality.
Of course.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
I've actually read several stories along those lines.
Any of those Earthman, Come Home? That was where I first encountered the concept.
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@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
I've actually read several stories along those lines.
Any of those Earthman, Come Home? That was where I first encountered the concept.
Cities in Flight sounds vaguely familiar, as does Moving Mars (mentioned upthread). But I'm horrible at remembering names of things I've read. Concepts? Real good. Same with music, actually. I remember lyrics and melodies, but can't tell you the piece name or the composer or singers.
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These articles are hilarious. @GuyWhoKilledBear posted some similar ones somewhere ( I think):
Former NBA participant Brandon Hunter, who beforehand performed for the Boston Celtics and Orlando Magic, has handed away on the age of 42, as introduced by Ohio males’s basketball coach Jeff Boals on Tuesday.
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@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
These articles are hilarious. @GuyWhoKilledBear posted some similar ones somewhere ( I think):
Former NBA participant Brandon Hunter, who beforehand performed for the Boston Celtics and Orlando Magic, has handed away on the age of 42, as introduced by Ohio males’s basketball coach Jeff Boals on Tuesday.
Race Track, the site that produced this obituary, is the same place that produced the stories I posted.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
I've actually read several stories along those lines.
Any of those Earthman, Come Home? That was where I first encountered the concept.
Cities in Flight sounds vaguely familiar, as does Moving Mars (mentioned upthread). But I'm horrible at remembering names of things I've read. Concepts? Real good. Same with music, actually. I remember lyrics and melodies, but can't tell you the piece name or the composer or singers.
I had to look it up too. I've read a lot of the most notable SF of the past century, but names of things are tough.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
I've actually read several stories along those lines.
Any of those Earthman, Come Home? That was where I first encountered the concept.
Cities in Flight sounds vaguely familiar, as does Moving Mars (mentioned upthread). But I'm horrible at remembering names of things I've read. Concepts? Real good.
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
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@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
I've actually read several stories along those lines.
Any of those Earthman, Come Home? That was where I first encountered the concept.
Cities in Flight sounds vaguely familiar, as does Moving Mars (mentioned upthread). But I'm horrible at remembering names of things I've read. Concepts? Real good.
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
That one I know I've read.
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@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
It reminds me of the old "How would you move Mt. Fuji?" riddle that recruiters used to love.
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@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
It reminds me of the old "How would you move Mt. Fuji?" riddle that recruiters used to love.
Douglas Adams had the answer: put a sign saying "someone else's problem" at the base
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@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
It reminds me of the old "How would you move Mt. Fuji?" riddle that recruiters used to love.
Douglas Adams had the answer: put a sign saying "someone else's problem" at the base
Is he a member here?
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@Benjamin-Hall said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
It reminds me of the old "How would you move Mt. Fuji?" riddle that recruiters used to love.
Douglas Adams had the answer: put a sign saying "someone else's problem" at the base
Is he a member here?
If he is, it is in the same way that Zaphod Beeblebrox was able to communicate with his great grandfather, Zaphod Beeblebrox IV.
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@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
It reminds me of the old "How would you move Mt. Fuji?" riddle that recruiters used to love.
I actually got that once from a recruiter. I shot back with why bother. It would be more profitable to copy it and create new ones everywhere. I didn’t get to round two.
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@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
It reminds me of the old "How would you move Mt. Fuji?" riddle that recruiters used to love.
I actually got that once from a recruiter. I shot back with why bother. It would be more profitable to copy it and create new ones everywhere. I didn’t get to round two.
What’s the supposed answer to that crap?
Is that the Kobayashi Maru version of “we don’t care about the answer, just how you approach the problem” questions?How fast do you get kicked out for “I wouldn’t”?
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: Just choose a suitable reference frame. A heliocentric one, say. Now Mt. Fuji is moving.
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
What’s the supposed answer to that crap?
No idea. If I were asked, I'd answer: I wouldn't. I would immediately start planning a work-around. If you insist, the answer is "very slowly, and not in this lifetime".
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Watson said in I, ChatGPT:
In Moving Mars, the engineers involved demo the technology by relocating Phobos to Earth orbit. The reaction from Earth is to take it as a threat. Does that sound familiar?
It reminds me of the old "How would you move Mt. Fuji?" riddle that recruiters used to love.
I actually got that once from a recruiter. I shot back with why bother. It would be more profitable to copy it and create new ones everywhere. I didn’t get to round two.
What’s the supposed answer to that crap?
Is that the Kobayashi Maru version of “we don’t care about the answer, just how you approach the problem” questions?How fast do you get kicked out for “I wouldn’t”?
Do the three year old defense, ask a never ending stream of questions about the subject. The more annoying the better, because this question is an insult.
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
What’s the supposed answer to that crap?
Is that the Kobayashi Maru version of “we don’t care about the answer, just how you approach the problem” questions?I never saw anyone, anywhere, stating what kind of answer is expected. Only trite stuff like "there is no really right or wrong answer", etc.
If I had to answer that seriously (because, of course, my natural answer would be , a wisecrack, or both), I'd say "This looks like an XY problem. Actually moving Mt. Fuji is not reasonable, both practically and politically. Tell me what you actually want to achieve."
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