Nope, you eat it
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@remi said in Nope, you eat it:
@Carnage said in Nope, you eat it:
Preferrably dill flavored white spirits.
You're just rephrasing my previous post.
Dill has quite a penetrating aroma if not a strong one as such, as you find out if you ever keep any in the freezer without double-wrapping it.
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@Carnage said in Nope, you eat it:
I'm pretty sure 9" nails are used in log frames and such.
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@HardwareGeek one of the few songs where I greatly prefer the cover (by Johnny Cash).
This one does nothing for me. Guess I’m still not emo enough?
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@topspin said in Nope, you eat it:
This one does nothing for me.
I don't know the song at all, nor even the band; it's not my kind of music. I just searched for NIN videos and grabbed the second result (because "Hurt" seemed appropriate for what it did to @remi's tire).
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@remi said in Nope, you eat it:
@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
This weekend's mystery was "how a nail longer than my hand ended up in my tyre, with just the head still visible?"
It was longer than the height of the tyre so it necessarily had to be at an angle. But who the hell uses nails that long, how did one end up on the road and then in my tyre?
Thankfully the hole was neat enough that it could be patched easily (and cheaply!).
Given the time of year I'd say it fell out of someone's hand after they walked off a cross.
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Famous Japanese conveyer belt sushi restaurant "Akindo Sushiro" posted an advertisement on this April Fool:
"Limited to this period"
From the top, clockwise:
- Jelly cube that bring back your childhood memories (that dish is a very common child pleaser in Chinese style restaurants)
- Grilled luncheon meat + egg combo sushi
- Battleship rolls with Japanese sourced red bean ("Red bean battleship rolls" is a famous dish of the infamous "Sushiya from Hell" "Ming General Japanese Sushi Restaurant" (名將壽司) that once upon a time even Japanese reporters rush to try and throw up)
- Satay seasoned steak in Hong Kong style sushi
Lower left:
- Picture is for reference only
- This is just kidding, we don't sell these items
Lower right:
- While stocks last
Item 3 really bring back my memory of throwing up.
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@HardwareGeek the Johnny Cash cover is really good.
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@topspin said in Nope, you eat it:
Guess I’m still not
emoindustrial enough?start up the grinders!
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@topspin said in Nope, you eat it:
@HardwareGeek the Johnny Cash cover is really good.
I don't know if the guy in the repair shop was named Johnny, and I wouldn't really say he ended up "covered" in cash (*) but yeah, he got some.
(the "Puns so Bad they don't even hurt" thread is nowhere, and that's a good thing)
(*) 20 euros, about what I was expecting. Amusingly he asked us first whether we were paying cash before telling us the price...
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@topspin Well, even Trent Reznor (the guy in the video who also wrote the song) said the Cash cover was better.
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@Carnage what you did. I saw it and it has been noted.
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Sure, you get the barbecue food delivering itself to your camp for free, but still, nope.
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I miss @Karla. Who are we going to tease now?
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
I miss @Karla. Who are we going to tease now?
If that sludge has a solid scoville score, I'd buy it.
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@Carnage said in Nope, you eat it:
@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
I miss @Karla. Who are we going to tease now?
If that sludge has a solid scoville score, I'd buy it.
I'd buy it and put it into an empty Pepto Bismol bottle
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Just seen an influencer try to sell a bottle of hydrogenated water because water isn’t hydrated.
(At least she didn’t try to claim that it was H3O rather than H2O as I feel that would have some seriously adverse reactions)
I am fascinated with how many health claims are made by this “hydrogenated water” (extra H2 molecules) because I have a feeling half of the benefits are simply placebo for “actually you’re just drinking more water instead of coffee or soda”
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@Arantor honestly, the extra H2 is just going to leave. Either diffusing through the walls of the container or instantly once the bottle is opened.
So yeah, pure placebo + actually drinking water.
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Reminds me of something I saw at a drugstore recently. A product which loudly proclaimed to be much better than the alternatives for hydration.
It was tablets that you have to dissolve in a glass of water.
To be fair, it had electrolytes, so it's not quite a placebo. But still, there were definite Idiocracy vibes.
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@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
Reminds me of something I saw at a drugstore recently. A product which loudly proclaimed to be much better than the alternatives for hydration.
It was tablets that you have to dissolve in a glass of water.
To be fair, it had electrolytes, so it's not quite a placebo. But still, there were definite Idiocracy vibes.
But does it have what plants crave?
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@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
(At least she didn’t try to claim that it was H3O rather than H2O as I feel that would have some seriously adverse reactions)
Did you mean H3O+? I'm fairly sure neutral H3O doesn't exist, or at least doesn't last long enough to matter. However, H3O+ does exist and is quite common. As for seriously adverse reactions, that depends very strongly on how much of it is present.
: Ordinary H2O actually contains H3O+ at a concentration of 1E-7 mol/ℓ (6E+17 ions/ℓ) at 25°C (with an equal number of OH- ions). Stomach acid naturally contains H3O+ at a concentration between about 0.1 and 0.001 mol/ℓ. Highly acidic foods such as lemon juice are similar, with around 0.01 to 0.001 mol/ℓ. So, obviously it takes rather a lot of H3O+ to cause serious adverse reactions, although higher concentrations can indeed cause very serious damage.
2: It's a bit more complex than that. Experimental evidence indicates that H+(aq) exists in 3 forms, H3O+, H+(H2O)2, and H+(H2O)2(H2O)4, with the latter form being dominant, although the total amount of all the forms is as previously discussed.
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@HardwareGeek well the subject was “we’re selling you wellness water with added hydrogen because that gives you magical benefits” and since they were literally saying that water didn’t hydrate you and didn’t contain hydrogen, I wondered the idiot-level way how you’d be adding more hydrogen to dihydrogen-monoxide.
A super cursory search of h3o suggested it was a bad time but I didn’t notice the plus because I’m no chemist.
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@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
they were literally saying that water didn’t hydrate you and didn’t contain hydrogen
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@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
Just seen an influencer try to sell a bottle of hydrogenated water because water isn’t hydrated.
A simple way to hydrogenate water is to add hydrogen chloride to it. That won't bubble out like gaseous hydrogen, and has the added benefit of leaving your insides nice and squeaky clean. It does smell a bit bad, however.
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@Arantor I guess it's better than trying to oxygenate water and ending up with H2O2.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
@Arantor I guess it's better than trying to oxygenate water and ending up with H2O2.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
@Arantor I guess it's better than trying to oxygenate water and ending up with H2O2.
But it's healthy!
Don't forget your all-natural antioxidants though.
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I wonder how much of this misunderstanding is a calque from German, where hydrogen is "Wasserstoff" and oxygen is "Sauerstoff". The English versions of both are from Greek, which serves to disguise the mistaken meanings.
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@DogsB said in Nope, you eat it:
You two are cannibals and are going on the list.
I would eat a horse, at least once. The puffer fish though..?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope, you eat it:
@DogsB said in Nope, you eat it:
You two are cannibals and are going on the list.
I would eat a horse, at least once. The puffer fish though..?
You'd eat it only once. But if you ever tried it, you'd know it's food to die for.
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@Jaime said in Nope, you eat it:
@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
Just seen an influencer try to sell a bottle of hydrogenated water because water isn’t hydrated.
A simple way to hydrogenate water is to add hydrogen chloride to it.
For added health benefits, combine it with sodium hydroxide. That gives you twice the hydrogenation and makes the taste deliciously rocky.
Just be careful to mix in equal amounts.
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@HardwareGeek just mind the dangers of hydroxic acid. As little as a thimblefull can be lethal.
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@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
Reminds me of something I saw at a drugstore recently. A product which loudly proclaimed to be much better than the alternatives for hydration.
It was tablets that you have to dissolve in a glass of water.
To be fair, it had electrolytes, so it's not quite a placebo. But still, there were definite Idiocracy vibes.
There's a demographic especially vulnerable to advice like "Don't eat salt! It's bad for you." And for them, this sort of thing makes a big difference.
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Who's excited?
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@blek said in Nope, you eat it:
Who's excited?
Too much bread.
We have a pizza dive here in town that serves a pizza named "Allt Kött Plus Extra Maximum Kött" with all the kinds of meat they serve on pizzas there. It's their most expensive pizza and not only do you get more meat than what's on the one picture, you also get a thin pizza instead of one of those thick ones, so even better pizza/meat ratio.
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@Carnage It might not be bread. It's supposed to be carnivore as in "carnivore diet" pizza - so no bread, no vegetables, just animal products, IIRC. In that case, the "crust" would be something like cheese and eggs. On the other hand, it might be bread still, because this guy is a notable idiot, look his name up on youtube, there's like a thousand videos making fun of him.
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@blek said in Nope, you eat it:
Who's excited?
Not me, but then I had pizza yesterday. (The tuna pizza was as close to perfection as we can manage with an ordinary oven.)
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
tuna pizza
The "Nope, you eat it" thread is... Oh wait. Carry on. But ewwwww!
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
tuna pizza
The "Nope, you eat it" thread is... Oh wait. Carry on. But ewwwww!
I. Like. Fish.
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
tuna pizza
The "Nope, you eat it" thread is... Oh wait. Carry on. But ewwwww!
I. Like. Fish.
Fish is fine (mostly). But some things just don't go together.
For example, I use mayo on sandwiches. Unlike the Latvians I knew, I do not use it as the sauce for a pizza. Because that's just an abomination.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
tuna pizza
The "Nope, you eat it" thread is... Oh wait. Carry on. But ewwwww!
I. Like. Fish.
Fish is fine (mostly). But some things just don't go together.
We'll sure. There was a bit of anchovy too (one anchovy fillet on a 10" pizza; not very much at all!) plus a great load of garlic, tomato, herbs and cheese. Authentic? Hell, no! But very nice.
The bacon pizza wasn't quite as good this time.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
Reminds me of something I saw at a drugstore recently. A product which loudly proclaimed to be much better than the alternatives for hydration.
It was tablets that you have to dissolve in a glass of water.
To be fair, it had electrolytes, so it's not quite a placebo. But still, there were definite Idiocracy vibes.
There's a demographic especially vulnerable to advice like "Don't eat salt! It's bad for you." And for them, this sort of thing makes a big difference.
My doctor said I should eat less salt. I said "The fact that I'm excreting it at that volume indicates my system is working great at it, right? Might induce some sort of shock or imbalance if I cold-turkey it, no?"
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@blek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Carnage It might not be bread. It's supposed to be carnivore as in "carnivore diet" pizza - so no bread, no vegetables, just animal products, IIRC. In that case, the "crust" would be something like cheese and eggs. On the other hand, it might be bread still, because this guy is a notable idiot, look his name up on youtube, there's like a thousand videos making fun of him.
Those can be pretty good, actually.
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@boomzilla The key word is 'can'.
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@blek Why would it be in a can
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@Applied-Mediocrity Preservation and portability!
https://www.brandeating.com/2013/04/around-world-dominos-japan-offered.html
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