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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Error'd Bites:
FranzLiszt<stringpiano>Please ... the guy was known for piano not strings.
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@Luhmann Piano is a string instrument
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Error'd Bites:
@Luhmann Piano is a string instrument
Percussion!
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@Luhmann said in Error'd Bites:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Error'd Bites:
FranzLiszt<stringpiano>Please ... the guy was known for piano not strings.
A piano has 212 strings. That's a lot, isn't it?
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I'm not sure I want to spend this much time watching a Twitter video:
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Every time you watch it, you already finished an hour ago!
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@kazitor I've been done with services which want me to make an account and install their app before I can view any content years ago.
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This job in Hamburg is located Under Water.
Fortunately, the Binnenalster is not as deep as the sea near the Titanic.
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I am reading up a few chapters on software architecture, mainly cloud related things (though I prefer glueing applications together with code, but the ideas behind enormously large cloud applications are intersting). I downloaded a pdf from Microsoft about that, and it is ... well, not really small:
Only 20,594 pages.
I guess I'll have completed that by tomorrow afternoon.
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Today I found another company where my salary expectation won't blow their data model: I may enter upto 4,000 characters in that field! That's a few bazillion Euros.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
Today I found another company where my salary expectation won't blow their data model: I may enter upto 4,000 characters in that field! That's a few bazillion Euros.
one miiiiilllllion, sixty nine thousand, four hundred and twenty euros per annum.
Yup, still fits!
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@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
Today I found another company where my salary expectation won't blow their data model: I may enter upto 4,000 characters in that field! That's a few bazillion Euros.
I'd be tempted to use all 4000 characters so as to rule them out if they had no sense of humor.
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Germans do have a sense of humour. It’s just very specific and to the point.
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@Arantor said in Error'd Bites:
Germans do have a sense of humour
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Bernie hardly ever opened the web site of French newspaper Le Monde, but when he did this evening, he could hardly believe what he saw:
"Read in English" What? Really? In English ? A French newspaper article? How is that possible? What will the Commission Francaise say?
And then an even worse faux pas: "realpolitik". A German word!
That's too much. Bad things seem to have happened in the West. Is it the unbearable heta of climate warming? Perhaps our French members can comment.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
Perhaps our French members can comment.
That's just more proof that Le Monde is no longer a reputable newspaper.
(Only half-joking. It ceased to be a reputable newspaper quite a long time ago.)
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@Zerosquare And what about Monsieur Macron? He is a fan of English, too. Is that proof that he is no reputable president?
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I'd answer, but this is not the .
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@Zerosquare said in Error'd Bites:
I'd answer, but this is not the .
Just answer and then self flag, we've got mods for that
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Status: For fuck's sake, Microsoft...
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@Tsaukpaetra
\\newserver\
needs to be running the Server service and have appropriate ports opened in "Windows Defender Firewall with Advanced Security". There's an appropriately named preset. Also, if you install the File and Printer Server role, those ports should open automatically, though if they don't you can do so from the aforementioned location.
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@TwelveBaud said in Error'd Bites:
@Tsaukpaetra
\\newserver\
needs to be running the Server service and have appropriate ports opened in "Windows Defender Firewall with Advanced Security". There's an appropriately named preset. Also, if you install the File and Printer Server role, those ports should open automatically, though if they don't you can do so from the aforementioned location.It's been working for the past five years.
I can access it by IP, just not name.
Fucking Windows....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
@TwelveBaud said in Error'd Bites:
@Tsaukpaetra
\\newserver\
needs to be running the Server service and have appropriate ports opened in "Windows Defender Firewall with Advanced Security". There's an appropriately named preset. Also, if you install the File and Printer Server role, those ports should open automatically, though if they don't you can do so from the aforementioned location.It's been working for the past five years.
I can access it by IP, just not name.
Fucking Windows....
Try kicking the Network Location Awareness service on
NewServer
, it probably brought services up out of order and now thinks it's connected to a public coffee shop network, thus disabling all of your desired firewall allow rules.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
Fucking Windows
Mustn't kink shame. Mustn't kink shame. Mustn't... Eww!
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@izzion said in Error'd Bites:
now thinks it's connected to a public coffee shop
Nope, everyone knows they're in the Domain network, name resolution works, by-ip access works, just magically whenever trying to tell windows clients that aren't that server (even peer domain controllers) to access it by name, Error 53.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
Error 53.
Status: Also, apparently replication has been failing since January.
Hate Mondays....
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Status: I have completed -1 of 1 steps in this task.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
Status: For fuck's sake, Microsoft...
The first is DNS name resolution, the second is WINS orhowthatshitiscalled name resolution.
@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
I can access it by IP, just not name.
So it's not being found by WINS. Which means it either isn't advertising itself correctly, or the WINS server on the domain controller blew up. But I don't know any details how to debug it, I never needed to.
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@Bulb said in Error'd Bites:
WINS
I could have sworn that was deprecated and disabled if you had DNS running in the network, but apparently not so much.
Anyways, shutting down the not-replicating server seems to have fixed the issue. Apparently it was giving out the wrong information or someshit that nothing short of a wireshark might possibly be able to reveal I guess.
Technology....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
Status: I have completed -1 of 1 steps in this task.
That's actually easy to understand.
Your frist step was just a fuck-up which you have to undo before you can perform the correct frist step.
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@Tsaukpaetra I confirm that something went wrong.
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I... Think I scared half the UI away....
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@Tsaukpaetra Did you? I don't see anything wrong with it. Apart from the obvious, of course
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Just was hit by a weird Windows 7 feature.
Switched my laptop on, and it booted as usual, with automatic login of The User. But ...
All my desktop icons which were usually located at the left side of the laptop's monitor were now on the right. Also no pinned applications available on the taskbar, except for Explorer. Moved the mouse to the left, i.e. the big external monitor. How big the mouse pointer was now! Windows decided to set the resolution to 1024x768 pixels, instead of 2560x1440 pixels.
Wow.
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@BernieTheBernie I have been seeing this kind of thing with Windows since it first came out. I especially noted it back in the late '80's - early '90's when I was doing temporary work, and there would be little things that were different from place to place. Not things that the user (or even the company) had decided to do differently, but inconsistencies in Microsoft's defaults from version to version and update to update.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
All my desktop icons which were usually located at the left side of the laptop's monitor were now on the right. (...) How big the mouse pointer was now!
It's well-known that when you get older, you get more politically conservative and your eyesight becomes poorer. Windows is just trying to be helpful.
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@Zerosquare unless you are millennial. Gen millennial is the first Gen in history, apparently, to not get more conservative as they get older. Something to do with renting and not having housing ownership.
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@jinpa said in Error'd Bites:
Microsoft's defaults from version to version and update to update
Windows 7, didn't I mention that? Updates are switched off, of course.
But still, Windiws decided to do something different.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
something different.
Decided your monitor wasn't lap plugged in? Certainly.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
@jinpa said in Error'd Bites:
Microsoft's defaults from version to version and update to update
Windows 7, didn't I mention that? Updates are switched off, of course.
But still, Windiws decided to do something different.I also meant micro-version to micro-version.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
your monitor wasn't lap plugged in
No kink shaming, but I don't want my monitor plugged into my lap.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
I am reading up a few chapters on software architecture, mainly cloud related things (though I prefer glueing applications together with code, but the ideas behind enormously large cloud applications are intersting). I downloaded a pdf from Microsoft about that, and it is ... well, not really small:
Only 20,594 pages.
I guess I'll have completed that by tomorrow afternoon.Is that acrobat? What kind of degenerate are you?
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@DogsB said in Error'd Bites:
@BernieTheBernie said in Error'd Bites:
I am reading up a few chapters on software architecture, mainly cloud related things (though I prefer glueing applications together with code, but the ideas behind enormously large cloud applications are intersting). I downloaded a pdf from Microsoft about that, and it is ... well, not really small:
Only 20,594 pages.
I guess I'll have completed that by tomorrow afternoon.Is that acrobat? What kind of degenerate are you?
The first rule of
degenerate clubWTDWTF is that we don't ask each other about our degenerate typing.