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How did they get a picture of my neighbour. Bill, David, Simon...Chap?
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@Cursorkeys said in Rejected Emojis:
How did they get a picture of my neighbour. Bill, David, Simon...Chap?
I had a neighbor like that. I just said : Hi, guy". In an amazing stroke of luck, it turned out that his name is Guy.
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@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
@Cursorkeys said in Rejected Emojis:
How did they get a picture of my neighbour. Bill, David, Simon...Chap?
I had a neighbor like that. I just said : Hi, guy". In an amazing stroke of luck, it turned out that his name is Guy.
A couple of houses back I had a neighbour that I didn't have a clue what his name was. One day we were both outside and he goes 'sorry buddy, I don't remember your name, it's...?', I magnanimously let him know my name and said it wasn't a problem at all, then walked off.
I remembered about a millisecond later that I didn't know his, so I did the responsible, and adult, thing and actively avoided him for then on.
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@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
I had a neighbor like that. I just said : Hi, guy". In an amazing stroke of luck, it turned out that his name is Guy.
This might've been what he changed it to after one too many such encounters.
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@Gąska said in Rejected Emojis:
@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
I had a neighbor like that. I just said : Hi, guy". In an amazing stroke of luck, it turned out that his name is Guy.
This might've been what he changed it to after one too many such encounters.
The first time I met someone named Guy I said to him, "It must have been hard growing up in a family so poor they couldn't even afford to give you a real name." He did not seem to be amused.
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@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
@Gąska said in Rejected Emojis:
@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
I had a neighbor like that. I just said : Hi, guy". In an amazing stroke of luck, it turned out that his name is Guy.
This might've been what he changed it to after one too many such encounters.
The first time I met someone named Guy I said to him, "It must have been hard growing up in a family so poor they couldn't even afford to give you a real name." He did not seem to be amused.
My best friend's surname is 'Common'. Mine is a synonym for a job well done. Both of us have a policy of 'you get one joke'.
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This seems relevant.
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@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
@Gąska said in Rejected Emojis:
@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
I had a neighbor like that. I just said : Hi, guy". In an amazing stroke of luck, it turned out that his name is Guy.
This might've been what he changed it to after one too many such encounters.
The first time I met someone named Guy I said to him, "It must have been hard growing up in a family so poor they couldn't even afford to give you a real name." He did not seem to be amused.
My wife has a friend called Guy Chapman. Or Person PersonPerson, in a non gender specific version
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I might have told this already.
In college there was a door with three names: "John" "Pigeon", "John" "Corn" and some other irrelevant name.
One day, "John" "Corn" was gone.
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@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
@Gąska said in Rejected Emojis:
@El_Heffe said in Rejected Emojis:
I had a neighbor like that. I just said : Hi, guy". In an amazing stroke of luck, it turned out that his name is Guy.
This might've been what he changed it to after one too many such encounters.
The first time I met someone named Guy I said to him, "It must have been hard growing up in a family so poor they couldn't even afford to give you a real name." He did not seem to be amused.
I used to say that to a guy named John that I worked with. "Your parents must not have had much imagination, since every Tom, Dick and Harry is named John".
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@Jaloopa said in Rejected Emojis:
Or Person PersonPerson, in a non gender specific version
I see genders. Try Perchild PerchildPerchild.
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@Zecc said in Rejected Emojis:
One day, "John" "Corn" was gone.
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@Zecc said in Rejected Emojis:
One day, "John" "Corn" was gone.