Tell Me a Secret
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The notaries have auditioned.
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The Audis have been fire knotted.
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Need a light?
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my light is eternal!
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Death comes to all
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This system would be a fun way to do those stories where each person contributes a sentence.
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," the man said as he glanced nervously about the room.
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then he shit on the counter for no apparent reason
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A woman sighed. "Every single Tuesday, without fail."
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This is a Limestone statue. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite, Limonite and Malachite, studded with Pig iron, decorated with cave lobster shell and dog leather and encircled with bands of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Native gold, Malachite, Limonite and Oak. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite and Limonite and menaces with spikes of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Limonite, Malachite, Orthoclase, Steel and Brown jasper. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Limestone. On the item is an image of Ngokang Haterampart the goblin and dwarves in Limestone. Ngokang Haterampart is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the goblin Ngokang Haterampart as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the late summer of 204. On the item is an image of Mistem Puretown the dwarf and Crazethin the grimeling in Limestone. Crazethin is striking down Mistem Puretown. The artwork relates to the killing of the dwarf Mistem Puretown by the grimeling Crazethin in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 203. On the item is an image of diamonds in Limestone. On the item is an image of buckets in Limestone. On the item is an image of shining suns in Limestone. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Limestone. On the item is an image of toads in Limestone. On the item is an image of a Tower-cap in Limestone. On the item is an image of a shortfin mako shark in Limestone. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Limestone statue in Limestone. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Limestone. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1.
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It's interesting how too much verbosity of descriptive information actually feels more vague than a short description, as it exceeds my mental buffer and completely fails to parse into any sort of image.
Also it's repetitive so it turns into Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Ξ»xΞ»yΞ»z.z is a really silly way of saying nothing.
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@error It's also either very non-anonymous, or someone it trying to make us assume we know whose secret it is, because (we think) only one person would post that "secret."
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@HardwareGeek I've heard AI can fairly reliably identify an author just based on word and phrasing choices.
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@error I've heard AI can fairly reliably identify a fire engine.
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She called her nephews to come clean the kitchen counter for $10.
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This was code for a hit job.
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Feature request: send reply DMs of the form "@Tsaukpaetra and N others have upvoted what you made me post."
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Donβt tell anyone^W^W^W I mean donβt look in the logs, but I think Ben is cute. π€
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@error_bot Stop it, Ben, we know it's you.
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https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmemecrunch.com%2Fmeme%2FJG96%2Fcheryl%2Fimage.jpg&f=1
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@error said in Tell Me a Secret:
AI can fairly reliably identify an author
That's a technically correct statement. It's called stylometry, and it's been a field since 1890.
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Nyaaa
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International law should allow territories to unilaterally secede from their state - don't @ me
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
Feature request: send reply DMs of the form "@Tsaukpaetra and N others have upvoted what you made me post."
This would actually require me to record who said what.
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@Tsaukpaetra liking every post is actually pretty annoying and I wish he'd stop
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I don't mind it at all, to be honest
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if you do all your posting through error_bot, then you won't receive any notifications at all!
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@boomzilla has a @tsaukpaetra button script, go ask him about it. I, for myself, like the illusion of being appreciated.
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I have a bunch of reputation I would like to collect from this thread please
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@Tsaukpaetra's likes sometimes remind me of interesting stuff I posted the day before and I had forgotten.
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
Somebody told me:
@Tsaukpaetra liking every post is actually pretty annoying and I wish he'd stop
You're welcome to any of the following actions:
- disable like notifications
- implement proper thread position bookmarking as I've suggested multiple times (the primary reason for the upvotes) and put in a pull request and get it merged and get us on the version which the fix is implemented.
- shut up. And by that I mean don't post. After all, can't get upvotes if you have no posts to get upvoted, right?
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@error_bot said in Tell Me a Secret:
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@Tsaukpaetra's likes sometimes remind me of interesting stuff I posted the day before and I had forgotten.
@obeselymorbid does the same for things I posted years ago
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@boomzilla said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@error said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
@topspin said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
To agree on a minor point: It's not like anyone is going to read through all those 10k old posts in, e.g., "the official funny stuff thread".
Also, @obeselymorbid is like @Tsaukpaetra on a delay.
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PENIS
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Beanis
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@error_bot's owner is collecting blackmail data
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bepis
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But I blackmailed @error_bot's mom so we're all safe.
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"@error_bot's owner" is just a roundabout way of saying @error
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Ackshually, the bot is called @error_bot's monster
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iswydt
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Did I say blackmail? I meant black male.
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Are you there? It's me, Mario.
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In my family, farting on each other is a term of endearment.
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Do whatever it takes.
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Beanis
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!xkcd
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I prefer the long form xkcd == false