TDWTF Plays Spellbreaker


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    Council Chamber                                  Score: 0        Moves: 0
    SPELLBREAKER
    An Interactive Fantasy
    Copyright (c) 1985 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    SPELLBREAKER is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 63 / Serial number 850916
    Council Chamber
    You are in the Council Chamber of the ancient Guild Hall at Borphee. To the
    south is the entry of the Guild Hall. There is a meeting of the Guildmasters
    going on. You are standing among a group of about ten sorcerers, each the master
    of an Enchanters Guild chapter somewhere in the land.
    >

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    Council Chamber                                  Score: 0        Moves: 0
    SPELLBREAKER
    An Interactive Fantasy
    Copyright (c) 1985 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    SPELLBREAKER is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 63 / Serial number 850916
    Council Chamber
    You are in the Council Chamber of the ancient Guild Hall at Borphee. To the
    south is the entry of the Guild Hall. There is a meeting of the Guildmasters
    going on. You are standing among a group of about ten sorcerers, each the master
    of an Enchanters Guild chapter somewhere in the land.
    >

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    @error_bot eat sorcerors


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    Council Chamber                                  Score: 0        Moves: 1
    Copyright (c) 1985 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    SPELLBREAKER is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 63 / Serial number 850916
    Council Chamber
    You are in the Council Chamber of the ancient Guild Hall at Borphee. To the
    south is the entry of the Guild Hall. There is a meeting of the Guildmasters
    going on. You are standing among a group of about ten sorcerers, each the master
    of an Enchanters Guild chapter somewhere in the land.
    >eat sorcerors
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    Sneffle of the Guild of Bakers is addressing the gathering. "Do you know what
    this is doing to our business? Do you know how difficult it is to make those
    yummy butter pastries by hand? When a simple 'gloth' spell would fold the dough
    83 times it was possible to make a profit, but now 'gloth' hardly works, and
    when it does, it usually folds the dough too often and the butter melts, or it
    doesn't come out the right size, or..." He stops, apparently overwhelmed by the
    prospect of a world where the pastries have to be hand-made. "Can't you do
    anything about this? You're supposed to know all about magic!"
    >

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    @error_bot eat Sneffle


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    Council Chamber                                  Score: 0        Moves: 2
    Sneffle of the Guild of Bakers is addressing the gathering. "Do you know what
    this is doing to our business? Do you know how difficult it is to make those
    yummy butter pastries by hand? When a simple 'gloth' spell would fold the dough
    83 times it was possible to make a profit, but now 'gloth' hardly works, and
    when it does, it usually folds the dough too often and the butter melts, or it
    doesn't come out the right size, or..." He stops, apparently overwhelmed by the
    prospect of a world where the pastries have to be hand-made. "Can't you do
    anything about this? You're supposed to know all about magic!"
    >eat Sneffle
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    Hoobly of the Guild of Brewers stands, gesturing at the floury baker. "You don't
    know what trouble is! Lately, what comes out of the vats, like as not, is cherry
    flavored or worse. The last vat, I swear it, tasted as if grues had been bathing
    in it. It takes magic to turn weird vegetables and water into good Borphee beer.
    Well, without magic, there isn't going to be any beer!" This statement has a
    profound effect on portions of the crowd. You can hear rumblings from the back
    concerning Enchanters. The word "traitors" rises out of nowhere. Your fellow
    Enchanters are looking at one another nervously.
    >

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    @error_bot smell Hoobly


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    Council Chamber                                  Score: 0        Moves: 3
    Hoobly of the Guild of Brewers stands, gesturing at the floury baker. "You don't
    know what trouble is! Lately, what comes out of the vats, like as not, is cherry
    flavored or worse. The last vat, I swear it, tasted as if grues had been bathing
    in it. It takes magic to turn weird vegetables and water into good Borphee beer.
    Well, without magic, there isn't going to be any beer!" This statement has a
    profound effect on portions of the crowd. You can hear rumblings from the back
    concerning Enchanters. The word "traitors" rises out of nowhere. Your fellow
    Enchanters are looking at one another nervously.
    >smell Hoobly
    It smells just like Hoobly.
    A tall, gruff fellow begins to speak. This is Gzornenplatz of the Guild of
    Huntsmen. "I'm a simple man, and I don't know much about magic. But I do know
    that the wild beasts are kept out of the towns and villages not just by the
    huntsmen, but by spells as well. Just yesterday, one of my men was attacked and
    badly wounded by a troop of rat-ants. They'd slipped the bounds set down by a
    'fripple' spell somehow. Are we going to let the sorcerers loose rat-ants on us,
    and worse?" He sits, glaring significantly at the now-angry clump of mages
    around you.
    >

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    Council Chamber                                  Score: 0        Moves: 3
    flavored or worse. The last vat, I swear it, tasted as if grues had been bathing
    in it. It takes magic to turn weird vegetables and water into good Borphee beer.
    Well, without magic, there isn't going to be any beer!" This statement has a
    profound effect on portions of the crowd. You can hear rumblings from the back
    concerning Enchanters. The word "traitors" rises out of nowhere. Your fellow
    Enchanters are looking at one another nervously.
    >smell Hoobly
    It smells just like Hoobly.
    A tall, gruff fellow begins to speak. This is Gzornenplatz of the Guild of
    Huntsmen. "I'm a simple man, and I don't know much about magic. But I do know
    that the wild beasts are kept out of the towns and villages not just by the
    huntsmen, but by spells as well. Just yesterday, one of my men was attacked and
    badly wounded by a troop of rat-ants. They'd slipped the bounds set down by a
    'fripple' spell somehow. Are we going to let the sorcerers loose rat-ants on us,
    and worse?" He sits, glaring significantly at the now-angry clump of mages
    around you.
    >.
    There was no verb in that sentence!
    >

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    @error_bot eat Gzornenplatz


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    Council Chamber                                  Score: 0        Moves: 4
    There was no verb in that sentence!
    >eat Gzornenplatz
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    As the huntsman's accusations are being absorbed and discussed, Ardis of the
    Guild of Poets takes the floor. He begins to talk about magic rhyming and
    spelling aids, and their lack.
    In the midst of his splendid peroration, just as he was sketching out an
    insulting mythological allusion in iambic hexameter, the poet turns even greener
    than usual. His chin elongates and his skin begins to look sort of slimy. In the
    blink of an eye there stands at the podium, not the orator, but rather a large
    orange newt. "Breek! Co-ax! Co-ax!" it protests.
    As you look around the room in shock, you discover that Ardis is not alone. Each
    and every guildmaster in the room has been turned into a frog, salamander, or
    other amphibian! All but one, that is: yourself!
    No! There is one other survivor. At the rear of the room, a shadowy figure in a
    dark cloak slips quietly out the door.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot follow shadowy figure


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    Guild Hall                                       Score: 0        Moves: 5
    In the midst of his splendid peroration, just as he was sketching out an
    insulting mythological allusion in iambic hexameter, the poet turns even greener
    than usual. His chin elongates and his skin begins to look sort of slimy. In the
    blink of an eye there stands at the podium, not the orator, but rather a large
    orange newt. "Breek! Co-ax! Co-ax!" it protests.
    As you look around the room in shock, you discover that Ardis is not alone. Each
    and every guildmaster in the room has been turned into a frog, salamander, or
    other amphibian! All but one, that is: yourself!
    No! There is one other survivor. At the rear of the room, a shadowy figure in a
    dark cloak slips quietly out the door.
    >follow shadowy figure
    Guild Hall
    This is the entrance to the Guild Hall in Borphee. To the north is the Council
    Chamber, and to the south is an exit leading outside. Little is left of the
    sumptuous buffet lunch. Only a loaf of bread and some smoked fish remains.
    A shadowy figure in a dark cloak is running out the door.
    The shadowy figure, its cloak billowing, charges south into Belwit Square.
    >

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    @error_bot eat fish
    go south


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 7
    dark cloak slips quietly out the door.
    >follow shadowy figure
    Guild Hall
    This is the entrance to the Guild Hall in Borphee. To the north is the Council
    Chamber, and to the south is an exit leading outside. Little is left of the
    sumptuous buffet lunch. Only a loaf of bread and some smoked fish remains.
    A shadowy figure in a dark cloak is running out the door.
    The shadowy figure, its cloak billowing, charges south into Belwit Square.
    >eat fish
    Yum! That was pretty good, considering that it's a leftover from the luncheon.
    Out in the square, there is a crashing noise like an explosion, and then a wisp
    of orange smoke drifts in through the door.
    >go south
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >

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    @error_bot smell smoke


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 8
    This is the entrance to the Guild Hall in Borphee. To the north is the Council
    Chamber, and to the south is an exit leading outside. Little is left of the
    sumptuous buffet lunch. Only a loaf of bread and some smoked fish remains.
    A shadowy figure in a dark cloak is running out the door.
    The shadowy figure, its cloak billowing, charges south into Belwit Square.
    >eat fish
    Yum! That was pretty good, considering that it's a leftover from the luncheon.
    Out in the square, there is a crashing noise like an explosion, and then a wisp
    of orange smoke drifts in through the door.
    >go south
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >smell smoke
    It smells vaguely of orange peels, but the predominant motif is less pleasant
    and more acrid.
    >

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    @error_bot verbose
    look


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 9
    of orange smoke drifts in through the door.
    >go south
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >smell smoke
    It smells vaguely of orange peels, but the predominant motif is less pleasant
    and more acrid.
    >verbose
    Verbose descriptions.
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >look
    You can't see anything, what with the smokey orange cloud that blankets the
    square.
    >

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    @error_bot go north


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 10
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >smell smoke
    It smells vaguely of orange peels, but the predominant motif is less pleasant
    and more acrid.
    >verbose
    Verbose descriptions.
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >look
    You can't see anything, what with the smokey orange cloud that blankets the
    square.
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >

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    @error_bot frotz smoke


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 11
    >smell smoke
    It smells vaguely of orange peels, but the predominant motif is less pleasant
    and more acrid.
    >verbose
    Verbose descriptions.
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >look
    You can't see anything, what with the smokey orange cloud that blankets the
    square.
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >frotz smoke
    Although you complete the spell, nothing has happened.
    >

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    @error_bot go south


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 12
    and more acrid.
    >verbose
    Verbose descriptions.
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >look
    You can't see anything, what with the smokey orange cloud that blankets the
    square.
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >frotz smoke
    Although you complete the spell, nothing has happened.
    >go south
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >

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    @error_bot wave hands frantically


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 12
    Verbose descriptions.
    Belwit Square
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >look
    You can't see anything, what with the smokey orange cloud that blankets the
    square.
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >frotz smoke
    Although you complete the spell, nothing has happened.
    >go south
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >wave hands frantically
    I don't know the word "frantically."
    >

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    @error_bot wave hands


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 13
    This is Belwit Square. Its many historic and picturesque buildings are obscured
    by a cloud of orange smoke.
    >look
    You can't see anything, what with the smokey orange cloud that blankets the
    square.
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >frotz smoke
    Although you complete the spell, nothing has happened.
    >go south
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >wave hands frantically
    I don't know the word "frantically."
    >wave hands
    Waving your hand has no effect.
    >

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    @error_bot wait


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 16
    >look
    You can't see anything, what with the smokey orange cloud that blankets the
    square.
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >frotz smoke
    Although you complete the spell, nothing has happened.
    >go south
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >wave hands frantically
    I don't know the word "frantically."
    >wave hands
    Waving your hand has no effect.
    >wait
    Time passes...
    >

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    @error_bot go north


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 17
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >frotz smoke
    Although you complete the spell, nothing has happened.
    >go south
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >wave hands frantically
    I don't know the word "frantically."
    >wave hands
    Waving your hand has no effect.
    >wait
    Time passes...
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >

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    @error_bot eat smoke


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 18
    >frotz smoke
    Although you complete the spell, nothing has happened.
    >go south
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >wave hands frantically
    I don't know the word "frantically."
    >wave hands
    Waving your hand has no effect.
    >wait
    Time passes...
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >eat smoke
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    >

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    @error_bot learn echolocation


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 18
    >go south
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >wave hands frantically
    I don't know the word "frantically."
    >wave hands
    Waving your hand has no effect.
    >wait
    Time passes...
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >eat smoke
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    >learn echolocation
    I don't know the word "echolocation."
    >

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    @error_bot crawl south


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 18
    >wave hands frantically
    I don't know the word "frantically."
    >wave hands
    Waving your hand has no effect.
    >wait
    Time passes...
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >eat smoke
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    >learn echolocation
    I don't know the word "echolocation."
    >crawl south
    I don't know the word "crawl."
    >

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    @error_bot inhale smoke


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 18
    >wave hands
    Waving your hand has no effect.
    >wait
    Time passes...
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >eat smoke
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    >learn echolocation
    I don't know the word "echolocation."
    >crawl south
    I don't know the word "crawl."
    >inhale smoke
    I don't know the word "inhale."
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot burn smoke


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 18
    >wait
    Time passes...
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >eat smoke
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    >learn echolocation
    I don't know the word "echolocation."
    >crawl south
    I don't know the word "crawl."
    >inhale smoke
    I don't know the word "inhale."
    >burn smoke
    What do you want to burn the smoke with?
    >

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    @error_bot burn smoke with the magical green fire


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    @error_bot feel around


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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 18
    >go north
    You can't see well enough to find your way out.
    >eat smoke
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    >learn echolocation
    I don't know the word "echolocation."
    >crawl south
    I don't know the word "crawl."
    >inhale smoke
    I don't know the word "inhale."
    >burn smoke
    What do you want to burn the smoke with?
    >burn smoke with the magical green fire
    I don't know the word "magical."
    >

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    Belwit Square                                    Score: 0        Moves: 18
    >eat smoke
    Did they teach you to eat that in survival school?
    >learn echolocation
    I don't know the word "echolocation."
    >crawl south
    I don't know the word "crawl."
    >inhale smoke
    I don't know the word "inhale."
    >burn smoke
    What do you want to burn the smoke with?
    >burn smoke with the magical green fire
    I don't know the word "magical."
    >feel around
    That sentence isn't one I recognize.
    >

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    @error_bot wait


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