I made a dating site

ben_lubar

Carnage

Polygeekery

@Carnage seriously, what else did you expect? He is posting a link to a dating site that he built. A 502 is the second best thing you could have hoped for, right behind a 404.

Carnage

@Polygeekery Didn't really expect much.

kazitor

…oh. It was only when I was about to state what you'd succeeded in making that I realised the joke.

HardwareGeek

@Polygeekery said in I made a dating site:

@Carnage seriously, what else did you expect? He is posting a link to a dating site that he built. A 502 is the second best thing you could have hoped for, right behind a 404.

417 Expectation Failed
416 Not Satisfiable
411 Length Required
426 Upgrade Required

OR

402 Payment Required
403 Forbidden
451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons

brie

@kazitor said in I made a dating site:

…oh. It was only when I was about to state what you'd succeeded in making that I realised the joke.

...the only thing he's succeeded in making for me was a 502 error page...

well I mean when I try to submit the form, I get a 502 error.

kazitor

@brie Submitting adds that date to the top after a refresh.

swayde

E_NOT_ISO_8601

anonymous234

@Carnage said in I made a dating site:

Ah, I see it's on par with every major website today.

blek

@anonymous234 It's enterprise grade!

The_Quiet_One

Most of these are either WAY too young or WAY too old for me.

Captain

lol who put in 1337-04-20

file under: always start counting checks and invoices from 1337

LaoC

Scratch that r and make some real money with the domain name.

nsfw

ben_lubar

@swayde said in I made a dating site:

E_NOT_ISO_8601

It is ISO 8601 unless your computer is bad

julmu

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

@swayde said in I made a dating site:

E_NOT_ISO_8601

It is ISO 8601 unless your computer is bad

2019-W10-6 is a valid date according to ISO 8601

Gąska

@Carnage said in I made a dating site:

Ben Fubar

Zecc

@Captain said in I made a dating site:

lol who put in 1337-04-20

file under: always start counting checks and invoices from 1337

Don't know, but I just put in 1752-09-07.

Lorne Kates

@Carnage said in I made a dating site:

502: you have been matched with

Lorne Kates

@ben_lubar no keyboard input? Fuck you and the html5 you downloaded in on

pie_flavor

@Lorne-Kates

<input id="date" name="date" type="date" required autofocus>

Blame your browser.

Lorne Kates

@pie_flavor said in I made a dating site:

@Lorne-Kates
<input id="date" name="date" type="date" required autofocus>
Blame your browser.

I always do.

Because the browser was Firefox Latest.

"bUt LoRnE yOu NeEd TeH lAtEsT aLwAyZ bEsT!"

Lorne Kates

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

Ben Lubar’s Dating Site

But we need a CDN for a 803 byte document.

And fucking seriously, how the hell is Cloudflare so widely used when it's the biggest most error-prone goddamn piece of shit ever?

Kian

Tried to submit a date later than the year 10000 and it fails.

pie_flavor

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

@pie_flavor said in I made a dating site:
@Lorne-Kates
<input id="date" name="date" type="date" required autofocus>
Blame your browser.
I always do.

Because the browser was Firefox Latest.

"bUt LoRnE yOu NeEd TeH lAtEsT aLwAyZ bEsT!"

" GUV " on Twitter

pie_flavor

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

Ben Lubar’s Dating Site

But we need a CDN for a 803 byte document.

And fucking seriously, how the hell is Cloudflare so widely used when it's the biggest most error-prone goddamn piece of shit ever?

All websites I make employ the very simple solution of handling errors by forwarding http.cat/errcode.jpg.

kazitor

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

@pie_flavor said in I made a dating site:
@Lorne-Kates
<input id="date" name="date" type="date" required autofocus>
Blame your browser.
I always do.

Because the browser was Firefox Latest.

"bUt LoRnE yOu NeEd TeH lAtEsT aLwAyZ bEsT!"

I can input with the keyboard just fine and I'm using the latest version of Firefox (actually second latest because that recent update didn't have anything worth updating for)

hungrier

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

Ben Lubar’s Dating Site

But we need a CDN for a 803 byte document.

And fucking seriously, how the hell is Cloudflare so widely used when it's the biggest most error-prone goddamn piece of shit ever?

Did you try it without using the proxy through Australia in the Negaverse?

boomzilla

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

Ben Lubar’s Dating Site

Had expectations prior to clicking the link. Was not disappointed.

Cursorkeys

@boomzilla said in I made a dating site:

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

Ben Lubar’s Dating Site

Had expectations prior to clicking the link. Was not disappointed.

I dunno, unlike most of the false advertising on the internet, it worked. I got a date

boomzilla

@Cursorkeys said in I made a dating site:

@boomzilla said in I made a dating site:

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

Ben Lubar’s Dating Site

Had expectations prior to clicking the link. Was not disappointed.

I dunno, unlike most of the false advertising on the internet, it worked. I got a date

Like I said: "Was not disappointed."

Lorne Kates

@kazitor said in I made a dating site:

I can input with the keyboard just fine and I'm using the latest version of Firefox (actually second latest because that recent update didn't have anything worth updating for)

FF Mobile. Tap the box. Calendar UI shows and doesn't accept keyboard input. (The OSK hides / doesn't show)

Lorne Kates

@Cursorkeys said in I made a dating site:

I dunno, unlike most of the false advertising on the internet, it worked. I got a date

I got a double date.

Lorne Kates

wait wtf-- I only get the CloudFuck error if the date I enter causes an error?

I don't get a handled error ont he page. I don't get an exception error from blubar's server. I don't get an error from Apache.

I get a NETWORK error because of data on a page?!?!?!?!??!?!

Atazhaia

@Lorne-Kates Can confirm. I entered a perfectly cromulent date and I get a network error.

loopback0

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

wait wtf-- I only get the CloudFuck error if the date I enter causes an error?

I don't get a handled error ont he page. I don't get an exception error from blubar's server. I don't get an error from Apache.

I get a NETWORK error because of data on a page?!?!?!?!??!?!

502 Bad gateway means the server at the end returned an invalid response. Maybe the server did?

Lorne Kates

var year = 0; var month = 0; var day = 1;
var date = new Date(year, month, day);
var dateString = "";
const url = "https://ben.lubar.me/dating-site/submit";
const POST = "POST";
const DateEqualsPost = "date=";

do
{
	date = new Date(year, month, day);
	if(date.getMonth() != month)
	{
		month++;
		day = 1;
	}

	if(month > 11)
	{
		month = 0;
		day = 1;
		year++;
	}

	date = new Date(year, month, day);
	dateString = date.toISOString().substring(0,10);

	var request = new XMLHttpRequest();
	request.open(POST, url, false);
	request.send(DateEqualsPost  & dateString);


	day++;

	if(day > 2)
	{
		year = 10001;
	}

} while (year < 10000)

inb4: yes i know there's probably some other headers or cookies or something i'm overlooking fek off.

topspin

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

Because the browser was Firefox Latest.

Firefox 23 is not "latest".

topspin

@pie_flavor said in I made a dating site:

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

@ben_lubar said in I made a dating site:

Ben Lubar’s Dating Site

But we need a CDN for a 803 byte document.

And fucking seriously, how the hell is Cloudflare so widely used when it's the biggest most error-prone goddamn piece of shit ever?

All websites I make employ the very simple solution of handling errors by forwarding http.cat/errcode.jpg.

Really? I do the same!

Filed under: vacuous truth

Lorne Kates

@topspin said in I made a dating site:

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

Because the browser was Firefox Latest.

Firefox 23 is not "latest".

FuckitFox mobile is latest.

I used to use FF23, until upgrading to FF28.

But then everyone switched to TLS1.2, so I switched to Palemoon.

Of which I'm running Latest. Nyah.

anonymous234

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

bUt LoRnE yOu NeEd TeH lAtEsT aLwAyZ bEsT!

This but unironically.

ben_lubar

@loopback0 said in I made a dating site:

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

wait wtf-- I only get the CloudFuck error if the date I enter causes an error?

I don't get a handled error ont he page. I don't get an exception error from blubar's server. I don't get an error from Apache.

I get a NETWORK error because of data on a page?!?!?!?!??!?!

502 Bad gateway means the server at the end returned an invalid response. Maybe the server did?

The server will return a 502 if you make an invalid submission right now because it just kills the request in the tiny server implementation I wrote.

Cloudflare replaces the generic 502 error page with one that explains where the error happened.

ben_lubar

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

inb4: yes i know there's probably some other headers or cookies or something i'm overlooking fek off.

	request.send(DateEqualsPost  & dateString);

maybe don't try to do bitwise AND on two strings?

kazitor

@Lorne-Kates said in I made a dating site:

Mobile.

Ah. That's different.