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article @boomzilla posted in Florida Man goes to...:
she “maliciously posted pictures” of a male victim’s genitalia
I mean, were they any good?
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Florida woman!
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@lolwhat Is having an alligator in your pants illegal? () Really spectacularly unwise, sure, but illegal (assuming she was its owner)?
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@dkf said in Florida Man goes to...:
assuming she was its owner
The article said:
Machan-Le Quire, along with 22-year-old driver Michael Clemons, claimed they were trying to collect wildlife from underneath an overpass. Investigators said the woman also had 41 small turtles inside of a backpack.
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Livin' the dream!
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@pie_flavor The first amendment protects his right to tell people he eats ass.
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@hungrier said in Florida Man goes to...:
Filed under: Things nobody will get
And they're glad for it.
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@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
A cassowary, a giant bird with long claws on each foot, killed its owner
#WhyICarry
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
A cassowary, a giant bird with long claws on each foot, killed its owner
#WhyICarry
You wouldn’t need a gun if you stopped doing this:
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@topspin
Sometimes a man just needs to beat his cock.
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@topspin he had it coming to him.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
florida-manatee-orgy-near-tampa-bay-highway-causes-worlds-most-awkward-traffic-jam
The topic is Florida Man, not Florida Manatee.
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
florida-manatee-orgy-near-tampa-bay-highway-causes-worlds-most-awkward-traffic-jam
The topic is Florida Man, not Florida Manatee.
The Florida Men were watching from their cars.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
florida-manatee-orgy-near-tampa-bay-highway-causes-worlds-most-awkward-traffic-jam
The topic is Florida Man, not Florida Manatee.
The Florida Men were watching from their cars.
So, the land whales were watching the sea cows fornicate?
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
florida-manatee-orgy-near-tampa-bay-highway-causes-worlds-most-awkward-traffic-jam
The topic is Florida Man, not Florida Manatee.
Florida Manatee includes Florida Man.
And atee.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
snarling-florida-woman-found-burger-king-syringes-pulled-body-cavity/
May we have a mod change the topic title to make it more gender-inclusive?
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
snarling-florida-woman-found-burger-king-syringes-pulled-body-cavity/
May we have a mod change the topic title to make it more gender-inclusive?
Sure.
Florida Helicopter goes to...
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@boomzilla
I just can't look this one straight in the eye
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
florida-manatee-orgy-near-tampa-bay-highway-causes-worlds-most-awkward-traffic-jam
The topic is Florida Man, not Florida Manatee.
New threads are free.
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The woman said Jones then pulled her hair and kicked her down the stairs, authorities said.
So maybe not so much for the burger, actually.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
A grave mistake on his part. I hope he gets a stiff penalty. I'm dying to find out why the one-box didn't work.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Florida Man goes to...:
I'm dying to find out why the one-box didn't work.
Summary doesn't include an image?
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@PleegWat said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Florida Man goes to...:
I'm dying to find out why the one-box didn't work.
Summary doesn't include an image?
I was mainly trying to worm another bad joke in there, but I guess it was pretty much DOA. Kinda decayed on me at the end there. Sorry.
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@Benjamin-Hall I guess it's gone to meet it's maker.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Jeymie
The fuck kind of spelling of "Jamie" is that? No wonder she ended up as a drug mule.
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
The fuck kind of spelling of "Jamie" is that?
The "Trailer Park" way
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@PleegWat said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Florida Man goes to...:
I'm dying to find out why the one-box didn't work.
Summary doesn't include an image?
It didn't even include a summary! It was just the title!
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When a stolen Orange County patrol SUV attempted to pull over a stolen car in Cocoa early Thursday morning, police said the driver of the car drove off and crashed into a home.
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Do you get any sense of irony from posting this?
Of course. Why else post it? But probably not that same as whatever you hallucinated.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Of course. Why else post it? But probably not that same as whatever you hallucinated.
I think you mean "imagined". Hallucinations refer to imaginary sensory input, usually audio, visual or tactile. "Delusions" is the verb for certain systematic erroneous beliefs, but I don't know what the verb form would be here.
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Of course. Why else post it? But probably not that same as whatever you hallucinated.
I think you mean "imagined". Hallucinations refer to imaginary sensory input, usually audio, visual or tactile. "Delusions" is the verb for certain systematic erroneous beliefs, but I don't know what the verb form would be here.
I said it right.
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The story is, alas, silent on whether he used a bow and arrow to start the fire.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
I said it right.No you didn't.
This is how you know someone's full of it, when they toss a Wikipedia page at you that is far more general than the specific point being discussed. If you have a specific sentence from that page that supports your erroneous usage, then please quote that sentence.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
The story is, alas, silent on whether he used a bow and arrow to start the fire.
forget that ... did he jump in through the window?
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
I said it right.No you didn't.
This is how you know someone's full of it, when they toss a Wikipedia page at you that is far more general than the specific point being discussed. If you have a specific sentence from that page that supports your erroneous usage, then please quote that sentence.
Acute mercury exposure has given rise to psychotic reactions such as delirium, hallucinations, and suicidal tendency.