Florida Man goes to...
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@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
we'll find a Florida ancestor or three...
Are we counting duplicates?
Oh wait, you said tree. There's your problem.tree
ancestry is their descendants' problem very specifically.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
All uranium is radioactive. It's not got any stable isotopes.
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It’s certainly noteworthy regarding the rattlesnake and whiskey.
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@kazitor said in Florida Man goes to...:
It’s certainly noteworthy regarding the rattlesnake and whiskey.
Nope. Only inert uranium would make this anything but commonplace.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Couple Used Playgound As Tunnel Of Love
In other news, journalist doesn't know how to spell Playground
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Couple Used Playgound As Tunnel Of Love
In other news, journalist doesn't know
how to spell Playground
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
A 21-year-old Florida Woman who was naked from the waist down
Not the worst looking mug shot I've seen, but why is it the people who do things like this are almost never the people you'd want to see in that condition?
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
A 21-year-old Florida Woman who was naked from the waist down
Not the worst looking mug shot I've seen, but why is it the people who do things like this are almost never the people you'd want to see in that condition?
Because the ones you want to see get paid for the pleasure of showing off their bodies, or they don't want strangers seeing it.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
A 21-year-old Florida Woman who was naked from the waist down
Not the worst looking mug shot I've seen, but why is it the people who do things like this are almost never the people you'd want to see in that condition?
Because they have cushier jobs, thanks to beautism.
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Florida man goes to...
...prove that it's not just the people, but also some of the local governments.
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@acrow who do you think runs those governments?
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@boomzilla
Lizards?
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@Luhmann Big lizards.
Speaking of which, this is a couple of years old, but I don't remember seeing it before:
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@HardwareGeek does Florida have a "small beer" category?
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@HardwareGeek does Florida have a "small beer" category?
Maybe…
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Florida man goes to . . . .
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@El_Heffe Again?
How many does that make by now?
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@acrow said in Florida Man goes to...:
@El_Heffe Again?
How many does that make by now?
Eventually we expect the Florida male hominid to develop a suitcase-opening spike.
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Florida lawyers:
Or for a more humorous and more lay-oriented take on it:
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@HardwareGeek is this primarily to call attention to the ABA sites' "how is this legal oh right who's gonna argue" cookie slider? It actually gets worse on the privacy policy page, nice touch. Too fuckeried didn't read.
I kinda want to see a color use analysis on video channels by affiliation. This guy is so red I am wondering whether maybe it's Maybelline. "I analyze law and stare straight at the sun, even split".
In summary, both items ignored, but positively acknowledged.
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Tennessee, apparently...
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Tennessee, apparently...
Nashville counts as Florida for these purposes, it gets bonus skeeve from having had a music industry.
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida woman goes to drum up IG followers:
Digging a bit deeper
Audrey Nicole Francisquini distributed fliers with her social media handle to students at American Senior High School on Monday while donning a backpack, painting under one arm and skateboard under the other, the Washington Post reported.
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@hungrier said in Florida Man goes to...:
painting under one arm and skateboard under the other
And handing out flyers.
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@boomzilla if Florida Man will not come to the Florida Man, then the Florida Man will come to Florida Man.
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@Gribnit *in.
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Not in Florida but definitely the right kind of story:
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@boomzilla Not just trapped in a space only 8 inches (20 cm) wide, not just naked and trapped in a space only 8 inches wide, but naked and trapped upside-down in a space only 8 inches wide.
Police had said the woman was naked, and the captain confirmed that appeared to be the case.
"Appeared to be?" They couldn't figure that out for certain? Maybe she was wearing invisible clothing?
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla Not just trapped in a space only 8 inches (20 cm) wide, not just naked and trapped in a space only 8 inches wide, but naked and trapped upside-down in a space only 8 inches wide.
Police had said the woman was naked, and the captain confirmed that appeared to be the case.
"Appeared to be?" They couldn't figure that out for certain? Maybe she was wearing invisible clothing?
This I think is a characteristically Californian form. In the Florida case it is generally obvious how they got there and that it was pretty stupid. The West Coast form adds an element of mystery.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla Not just trapped in a space only 8 inches (20 cm) wide, not just naked and trapped in a space only 8 inches wide, but naked and trapped upside-down in a space only 8 inches wide.
Police had said the woman was naked, and the captain confirmed that appeared to be the case.
"Appeared to be?" They couldn't figure that out for certain? Maybe she was wearing invisible clothing?
I've wore pants that were very close to my skin color and a friend said from a distance it looked like I didn't have any pants on.
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@Karla Sure, but the firefighters who were rescuing her weren't at a distance. They
almost certainly had to bewere, as shown in the photo, touching her (presumably with gloves) as they got her out of the space between the walls, and that close, the difference between skin-colored clothing and skin should be pretty obvious.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla Sure, but the firefighters who were rescuing her weren't at a distance. They
almost certainly had to bewere, as shown in the photo, touching her (presumably with gloves) as they got her out of the space between the walls, and that close, the difference between skin-colored clothing and skin should be pretty obvious.Maybe they figured that not telling press "yup, definitely naked" would cut down on photos. Decency can't be excluded.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Jaloopa what good is the obesity epidemic if it isn't?
Human foie gras. Just be careful you don't catch kuru.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla Sure, but the firefighters who were rescuing her weren't at a distance. They
almost certainly had to bewere, as shown in the photo, touching her (presumably with gloves) as they got her out of the space between the walls, and that close, the difference between skin-colored clothing and skin should be pretty obvious.
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@dangeRuss said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Jaloopa what good is the obesity epidemic if it isn't?
Human foie gras.
Ah yes, soilent gras.
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@nerd4sale said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dangeRuss said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Jaloopa what good is the obesity epidemic if it isn't?
Human foie gras.
Ah yes, soilent gras.
Reasonable for the French spelling. Try to find out the feed details, corn alcohol and corn both work to enlarge the liver.
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@M_Adams said in Florida Man goes to...:
Now I'm imagining Breaking Bad having been recorded in Florida.
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@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
@M_Adams said in Florida Man goes to...:
Now I'm imagining Breaking Bad having been recorded in Florida.
Apparently the cameramen need to have some idea what to point the camera at. Florida would be a bit confusing.
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@M_Adams He's lucky the alligator wasn't packing heat like roaches in Detroit do
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
Is it the same story? Maybe, but at the same time, I could easily believe that two different people in Florida would drunkenly/methenly fight an alligator to "teach it a lesson"