Tinder is shit
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@Luhmann said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
what kind of man am I even?
do let us know if you reach consensus on that one
Oh shit, you know about the Merge? I thought everyone forgot about that...
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@Tsaukpaetra
Merge? You still sound like the British Parliament! That's hardly a merge.
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@Luhmann said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra
Merge? You still sound like the British Parliament! That's hardly a merge.Nah, I had a personality split and recombine about 14 years ago.... Remnants of that event still remain.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Boy, it's a good thing I'm not a boob man... Or an ass man. Or a leg man......
Come to think of it, what kind of man am I even?Not a real man
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@TimeBandit said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Boy, it's a good thing I'm not a boob man... Or an ass man. Or a leg man......
Come to think of it, what kind of man am I even?Not a real man
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@boomzilla so many artifacts, yet no watermarks...
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Status: Well, might as well, I'm bored.
Creating a match.com profile, and trying to get through the "who are you anyways" questionnaire.
Fuckers, I gotta choose 5 things?!?!
Edit: Oh, no, it just encourages a max of five things.
Similarly, the "Enter your bio" field is not a limit, but a minimum character count before they let you continue... Intuitive.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
things.
So far it's "matching" me with athletic chicks that go on adventures every week in the mountains. Or something.
I am not impressed.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
So far it's "matching" me with athletic chicks that go on adventures every week in the mountains. Or something.
I get the sense that there's a cloning factory working around the clock to produce those. Strangely enough, there's no such factory for the "Hey guys, I'm totally sweet, kinda cute, I like playing video games and I'm not grossly overweight" types, which seem to last approximately 5 milliseconds on any dating site before getting snatched up.
I am not impressed.
Based on your reporting, I fully expect Match to be exactly like all the other sites, which is a shame as a new platform is needed now that OKCupid has become Tinder for SJWs.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
I am not impressed.
If anyone else wants to boost the site's userbase for some reason, this is (apparently) my profile URL:
Filed under: Great onebox, match
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Fuckers, I gotta choose 5 things?!?!
You have not selected "Gaming"? Or "Time Wasting"??
Unfortunately there are no categories for "taking every piece of junk apart and installing a server on it". That, or "upvoting".
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Fuckers, I gotta choose 5 things?!?!
You have not selected "Gaming"? Or "Time Wasting"??
I'm not all that interested in either of those, despite engaging in said activities on occasion.
Unfortunately there are no categories for "taking every piece of junk apart and installing a server on it". That, or "upvoting".
Yeah. I'm really ticked off at the selection available. Yes, what you see here is all there is, and I'm leaving a note about that in my bio:
I'm not athletic in the slightest, which I suppose can be put down on my list of peeves for this site because that's apparently one of the largest filters it uses (apparently the primary demographic are athletes on this site?).
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
You have not selected "Gaming"? Or "Time Wasting"??
Be a bit hard to pick the second…
edit: TRWTF is all the inconsistent capitalisation
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
primary demographic are athletes
Pfff real athletes use Strava as their dating app
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@Luhmann said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
primary demographic are athletes
Pfff real athletes use Strava as their dating app
Oh, sorry, I meant primary target demographic, my bad.
Edit: Fucking time, how does it work?
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@Luhmann said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Fucking time
no thanks, I'm at work
I'll just sit here consolidating free space then...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
my bio:
I wrote 2513 words there. Guess what site will transparently sign you out, and also doesn't have a local draft save of anything?
My opinion of Match.com continues to decline...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
I wrote 2513 words there.
I'm not a dating site specialist by any stretch of the imagination, but isn't that... way too long?
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
I wrote 2513 words there.
I'm not a dating site specialist by any stretch of the imagination, but isn't that... way too long?
It wanted minimum 100 characters. Then in the actual profile page it says max 4000. So I wanted to meet in the middle.
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@Tsaukpaetra Are words on your computer 32 bits and your bio was encoded as UTF-32 or something?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
My opinion of Match.com continues to decline...
And it keeps getting worse!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
And it keeps getting worse!
Your issue isn't on Daniel's script.
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@loopback0 said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
And it keeps getting worse!
Your issue isn't on Daniel's script.
What's even more fun: It's email-reply-only, and since I used a plus code for registration (inb4 Websites that cannot handle plus in email address thread is ) I couldn't add to the ticket and got a lively reply:
Since I haven't replied in.. um... 17 hours(?) apparently the automailer things we're all good...
Oh, you want me to do a survey? Well, sure, let's do it!
How... spartan. I'm confident any Web 1.0 browser will be able to handle this survey with no issue. Thumbs.. up? I guess? Love the ** there though. Great touch.
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So extremely monogamous that he's zerogamous!
Much ink has been spilled over the types of people who make these sorts of lists, but I'm beginning to wonder whether the internal consistency between even adjacent items is considered. Nah, who am I kidding? Occam's Razor suggests it's just a list of things the author likes and the author expects the universe to deliver someone who ticks all the checkboxes. It'd be like me walking into a car dealership and demanding a car that gets 100 miles to the gallon, does a 2.0 second 0-60, and has to be able to seat ten people.
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@Groaner if you don’t need female friends, I suggest Gri... ah wait, I think I’ve made that joke at least 5 times already.
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
if you don’t need female friends, I suggest Gribnit
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@kazitor said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
if you don’t need female friends, I suggest Gribnit
@gribnit is more for surrealist philosophy, but I’m personally not much into wine.
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@kazitor said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
if you don’t need female friends, I suggest Gribnit
@gribnit is more for surrealist philosophy, but I’m personally not much into wine.
Dadaist, actually. With a hint of LSD.
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"So, what do you think of me?"
"Sorry, but I'll be honest -- you're not cutting it."
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God this app sucks.
I started occasionally using it again. This morning I got a notification: "You have a new match!" - great. So I tap the notification to check out who it is, Tinder opens but all I get is loading icons. I let it run for a while which didn't do anything, and then I killed it and started it again from the app drawer.
Not only do I not have a new match, I actually have one match less than I had before - I had 21, now I have 20. Okay, fine, I'm willing to believe that whoever I matched with took a better look at my profile and deleted hers in horror, or something like that, and maybe another person I matched with ages ago unmatched me or something too. It's a bit of a stretch since that never seems to happen, but it's possible I guess.
But then, several hours later, I get another notification: "Don't let your new match wait! Send them a message now!"
FFFFFFUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
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Hong Kong edition:
tl;dr Men are setting up dates in order to sell stuff.
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@boomzilla AIUI, Tinder nowadays is full of spam profiles that will always match you, but instead of being
hot singles in your areaan actual person it's an ad for a paid phone sex service or camgirl stream or something.
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@blek said in Tinder is shit:
But then, several hours later, I get another notification: "Don't let your new match wait! Send them a message now!"
If I ever go on a rampage, the authors of apps with "please use me" notifications will be one of the first groups I'll target.
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@blek I thought was slang for vulva?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@blek I thought was slang for vulva?
I'm pretty sure you're wrong. Also, doesn't mean clitoris.
(Although for what it does mean I don't get why exactly eggplant would've gained popularity. )
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
I don't get why exactly eggplant would've gained popularity
you are more of a man ?
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@topspin
that only applies for bj's no?
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@blek I thought was slang for vulva?
I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
Urban dictionary disagrees.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@blek I thought was slang for vulva?
I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
Urban dictionary disagrees.
An emoji incorrectly used by Millennial twats to represent an ass. It actually represents the pussy
Sounds to me like ass is the one commonly understood for the emoji.