Tinder is shit
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@Zerosquare said in Tinder is shit:
Today, Karen's husband asks her why she hasn't washed for a few days.
group found that the more meat you consume the more pleasant your BO smells.
Suck it vegans!
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@DogsB said in Tinder is shit:
the more meat you consume the more pleasant your BO smells.
I'm not that gay...
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@boomzilla Maybe she actually has the right number. But that doesn't really makes the exchange any better...
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@Luhmann said in Tinder is shit:
@remi said in Tinder is shit:
she
it's 2022! don't assume genders
Male may not necessarily have shorter hair, but definitely a lifetime more experience with dealing with a bit of sperm.
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So does that mean you’re like an .mp3? Or more like a .wav or .midi?
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@topspin I didn't even read that far. Goddamn weebs.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin I didn't even read that far. Goddamn weebs.
“I’m a nerd who plays games and watches” was still good in my book, but lost it at “anime”.
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Well, got another match. I like her because a) she's a bit of a nerd as well, b) talking with her is fun and c) quite good looking if the photos are to be trusted.
Oh, and because when I asked her how she dealt with a particularly hot day, she responded with this:
Yeah, she's not a big fan of hot, sunny days either.
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@Rhywden I would upboat, but I'm afraid I can't be happy for you. Instead I shall express my envy, misery, bile and hopelessness with the following out-of-context take:
she's not a big fan of hot
It's a good thing you're not one, then.
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@Rhywden I miss the days of youth when I was excited for hot sunny days and summer was the best thing in the world.
Nowadays I’m just sweating and waiting for the end to come.(Winter is too cold, summer is too hot, spring I can’t leave the house without sneezing, and nobody likes fall)
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
nobody likes fall)
I do. But I'm nobody (important, anyway. Have I mentioned my crippling lack of self confidence?)
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Tinder is shit:
Have I mentioned my crippling lack of self confidence?
Are you really sure you lack self-confidence? Sounds like wishful thinking to me.
Filed under: Reverse psychology
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
nobody likes fall)
I do. But I'm nobody (important, anyway. Have I mentioned my crippling lack of self confidence?)
Sounds like a self-awareness problem.
Maybe if you were to improve, in all ways, completely out of recognition, you could have a self-confidence problem.
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@Gribnit said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
nobody likes fall
I like fall.
But are you Outis?
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@boomzilla The "May you live in interesting times"-routine, I see.
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@boomzilla
The reminds you of TDWTF members pre-marital status is
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@dkf said in Tinder is shit:
@Gribnit said in Tinder is shit:
I like fall.
Early-to-mid is fine, but November sucks.
Ah, you must not live near a 10-quadrillion-ton thermal mass.
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@Zerosquare so, where might I find the, y'know, remainder of this film?
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
So does that mean you’re like an .mp3? Or more like a .wav or .midi?
I think to get into even 70's you're looking at
.dat
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@HardwareGeek said in Tinder is shit:
@loopback0 said in Tinder is shit:
me who can only fluently speak one than some of you who can't speak
at least twoanyFTF certain forum members
RLL almost counts as a language, don't sell yourself short.
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@boomzilla she doesn’t look like she’d get a job. Any.
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Hell, it's not even the online version which is a problem. Last week I was on a speeddating event (which was actually nicely done for once) and afterwards you indicate on a form who you'd like to meet again. You get the results 2 days later.
Jotted down two crosses, got one match (which means that both her and me get the other's phone number).
Due to the lack of information (I mean, 5 minutes is not that much) I then sent her an SMS, basically stating: "Hei, hope you had a nice week? This is "me", by the way." because I couldn't think of anything else and wanted to keep it neutral.
No answer until now. So, that's nice.
I'll be honest, I was tempted to send a follow-up in the vein of
Um, hello? *taps microphone* This thing on?
to indicate that the complete silence was a bit annoying but who am I kidding.
At least this event was better than the one by a different organizer where all the women were gone suddenly.
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@Rhywden Whatever happened with the cool nerd gal that replied with the Mario picture (upthread) then? Just disappeared like all the others?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Tinder is shit:
@Rhywden Whatever happened with the cool nerd gal that replied with the Mario picture (upthread) then? Just disappeared like all the others?
Well, it was a case of "false advertising" - she did look quite a bit different from her photos. Overcoming such a difference is quite difficult, as it turns out.
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@Rhywden Goddammit
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Status: Thought of Tinder match rates.
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@Tsaukpaetra Tinder is more like