Programming Memes Thread
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/505477684868939789/520332647206092808/unknown.png
That's... a very appropriate porn title.
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@Gąska said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/505477684868939789/520332647206092808/unknown.png
That's... a very appropriate porn title.
It is pretty accurate, isn't it? Fits right in with the rest on that site.... Not that I'd know, of course.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
Fits right in
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@Gąska said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
Fits right in
Related video: he shoved it in all the wrong holes and wrecked everything!
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Hard as it may be, you probably should do the same to those users as to those cats.
Leave them be. They won't learn.
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@Tsaukpaetra I would upvote but the first two are swapped and third is mirrored vertically and I just can't.
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@Gąska said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra I would upvote but the first two are swapped and third is mirrored vertically and I just can't.
I disagree for the first two. If they were the equations of a curve, then a vertical/horizontal line wouldn't be "X" or "Y", it would be "X=constant" or "Y=constant". The only way just saying "X" or "Y" makes sense is if they are just showing the X/Y axes, in which case the pictures are correct.
No discussion on the 3rd though.
I still LOL'ed.
Also, the embbed fails, I see a broken picture icon, which usually happens when the source is gone (or blocked by my company's firewall ) but in this case the source still works, so I don't know why...
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@Zecc I don't get it.
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@Atazhaia Bloody Quantcast. I hate how difficult they make telling all the tracking companies to fuck off.
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@Vixen also
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@Gąska I use the countdown operator a lot in one-off scripts. It amuses me.
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@Zecc I've used a slightly different countdown one, with a winky face:
for (var i = maxval; i-- ;) { //do stuff }
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@Gąska So Swift makes Spongebob angry. It removed i++ and you have to write i += 1 because Apple decided it so.
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@Vixen said in Programming Memes Thread:
Hmm...
x = -~y % 10;
x = -~y * ~-z;
x = -~wcslen(s) * sizeof(wchar_t);
They’re called tadpole operators because they look like a tadpole swimming toward or away from the value. The tilde is the tadpole’s head and the hyphen is the tail.Syntax Meaning Mnemonic
-~y
y + 1
Tadpole swimming toward a value makes it bigger
~-y
y - 1
Tadpole swimming away from a value makes it smallerTheir tadpole physiology seems backwards to me. The tail (in the back of the critter) wiggles while it swims. Like the tilde.
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@boomzilla said in Programming Memes Thread:
Their tadpole physiology seems backwards to me. The tail (in the back of the critter) wiggles while it swims. Like the tilde.
your logic seems cromulent to me, but alas I am not Raymond Chen, to whom correction could be applied. I am but a lowly Boomzilla clone/copy/alt.
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@boomzilla said in Programming Memes Thread:
/shrug
That sounds like another Raymond Chen problem, not a Vixen problem.
;-P
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@Vixen as long as the retarded tadpoles who swim backwards don't make it out of the MS ecosystem I'm not going to worry too much about it.
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@boomzilla said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Vixen as long as the retarded tadpoles who swim backwards don't make it out of the MS ecosystem I'm not going to worry too much about it.
And as long as I don't need to see any tadpole, arrow, or discus operators in my codebase I do not need to play at the 8th knight of the apocalypse and inflict grievous bodily harm.
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@boomzilla every tadpole’s sacred!
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@anonymous234 said in Programming Memes Thread:
i love that screencap because it shows kids thought processes. she clearly knows what the sign means, and why it is placed there. but because she can't read it she doesn't have to obey it and that's totally and 100% logical.
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@Vixen said in Programming Memes Thread:
i love that screencap because it shows kids thought processes. she clearly knows what the sign means, and why it is placed there. but because she can't read it she doesn't have to obey it and that's totally and 100% logical.
Reminds me of a certain forum user on EULA enforcement...
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@Vixen said in Programming Memes Thread:
@anonymous234 said in Programming Memes Thread:
i love that screencap because it shows kids thought processes. she clearly knows what the sign means, and why it is placed there. but because she can't read it she doesn't have to obey it and that's totally and 100% logical.
In adult world it's known as plausible deniability.
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@Gąska said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Vixen said in Programming Memes Thread:
@anonymous234 said in Programming Memes Thread:
i love that screencap because it shows kids thought processes. she clearly knows what the sign means, and why it is placed there. but because she can't read it she doesn't have to obey it and that's totally and 100% logical.
In adult world it's known as plausible deniability.
My daughter playing Minecraft:
Dad, I'm building an efficient house. I don't know what efficient means so I'm not going to say that any more.
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@sockpuppet7 said in Programming Memes Thread:
The Pascal comic really works better with Prolog. Just declare all your truths, and let the compiler solve it!
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