The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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As a lawyer, I would like a good suit. Everybody needs a good law suit.
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@El_Heffe said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
A good name for a band would be "Penny Nichols and The Dimes".
Covering Michael Jackson's Eurock my World and Stephen Sondheim with Cent in the Clowns?
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Why Canadians don't make good friends?
Because they always give the cold shoulder.
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If someone tells you to put an 's' in front of your ham, don't do it. It's a sham.
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Q: What do you get if you rearrange the letters in POST OFFICES?
A: Angry postal workers.
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Why did the octopus beat a shark in a fight?
It was better armed.
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Budding dad joker:
From The Devil's Panties
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I didn't know that KITT was carnivorous!
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@djls45 obviously that's KARR.
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It's getting cold. Some places are getting two feet of snow already!
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I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too.
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Oboe Cop
https://i.imgur.com/EEbEZUo.jpg
Pup Fiction
https://i.imgur.com/7KYYsyx.jpg
Star Wars: A New Hoe
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@PJH said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
sound technician.
Czech one too.
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@LaoC Took me longer than I had patience for. Would you care to explain?
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@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC Took me longer than I had patience for. Would you care to explain?
You recognized Rudolf, right? Last line of the song.
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@LaoC Thanks!
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You'll go down in history
There. Hope this saves someone else the trouble.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Anyone else here old enough to remember these?
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Anyone else here old enough to remember these?
Yes there are many wearers here.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
remember these?
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Yes, it was stupider than tye dye, which you could at least wear....
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC Took me longer than I had patience for. Would you care to explain?
You recognized Rudolf, right?
Of course.
Last line of the song.
...There's a song?
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@Gąska
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeed,
He was pretty bad at math"
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Everyone says it’s too cold for snakes, but this is most definitely a water moccasin.
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