The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@kazitor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Vault_Dweller said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
touch grass
I've seen this phrase before more common recently. What the hell does it mean?
Go outside. Turn off the Internet for a little in favor of some mystical land called “real life”.
The graphics are rather sub-par, really. They splurged on the engine, but save for a few interspersed scenes, clearly put no effort into art direction that could make use of any of it.
And all the good gameplay bits are hidden behind microtransactions.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
This works better in New England, where we pronounce it, "sherbert". (We take r's from some words and put them in others, e.g. "I got an idear! Let's go get some beeyuh!"
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
We take r's from some words and put them in others, e.g. "I got an idear! Let's go get some beeyuh!")
Y'know,
beer
worked for millenia to have anr
. Damn New England commies.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
The storage life of baguettes is somewhat short of forever.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Oh-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-weee-oh-whim-oh-way
Whim-oh-way
Whim-oh-wayIn the jungle, the WTF jungle
The warthog kneels after midnightNot the only thing that happens after midnight: https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/405783/why-does-man-print-gimme-gimme-gimme-at-0030
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@loopback0 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I don't get what this is supposed to sound like.
Edit: will to live?
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@loopback0 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I don't get what this is supposed to sound like.
Edit: will to live?
hui
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I'm taking up dung shui. That's the ancient Chinese art of getting your shit together.
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I threw an Erectile Dysfunction party.
Nobody came.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I threw an Erectile Dysfunction party.
Nobody came.
You can come without an erection, it's not even that hard.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I threw an Erectile Dysfunction party.
Nobody came.
Did you hear the one about the impotent duck? He couldn't get his down up.
(Tip of the paper bag to Unknown Comic Murray Langston.)
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I threw an Erectile Dysfunction party.
Nobody came.
You can come without an erection, it's not even that hard.
Can confirm.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I threw an Erectile Dysfunction party.
Nobody came.
You can come without an erection, it's not even that hard.
Can confirm.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I threw an Erectile Dysfunction party.
Nobody came.
You can come without an erection, it's not even that hard.
Can confirm.
Not sure if "firm" is the right word here, but good you've come to the same upshot.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I threw an Erectile Dysfunction party.
Nobody came.
You can come without an erection, it's not even that hard.
Can confirm.
Not sure if "firm" is the right word here, but good you've come to the same upshot.
I attest it is enough for now. Will come again later to check.
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I briefly dated a girl who had no toes, but I broke up with her.
I guess I'm just lack toes intolerant.
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Being from Japan, "Mario" is actually his last name.
His first name is Itsumi.
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@boomzilla it's absolutely hideous.
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@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla it's absolutely hideous.
And one wonders how he even steers.
But that thing is bull. Anyway, we shouldn't have a cow about it. But I'm sure we're going to milk this for all it's worth.
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@Benjamin-Hall Where would you add the udder to that vehicle?
And, btw, is it capable of emitting veritable bullshit from its rear end?
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It behooves me to say you've overdone the puns.
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@Zecc They're not very well done, but nevertheless should be much, much rarer.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
is it capable of emitting veritable bullshit
The rider probably is
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@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla it's absolutely hideous.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen (weeps)
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Switzerland is a nice country.
And their flag is a big plus.
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Doctors who do circumcisions don't make a lot of money.
They only get tips.
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@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Actor/Comedian Albert Brooks real name is Albert Einstein.
I wonder why he changed his name?
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Actor/Comedian Albert Brooks real name is Albert Einstein.
I wonder why he changed his name?
He didn't want people to know he was the brother of Super Dave Osborne, and the son of radio comedian Parkyakarkus.
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Hey look, it's a...
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@Gribnit It's a park ranger.