The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I invented it
IP attorneys
Defense attorneys
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Growing up, I lived in the town of Bad Axe, Michigan and my mother worked as a truck driver.
She was a Bad Axe Mother Trucker.
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@Benjamin-Hall How long will it take your family to get fed up with that?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall How Long will it take your family to get fed up with that?
Not sure why his opinion matters here.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
And on the left, a meerkat. Safari lumber.
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@Mason_Wheeler I'll admit I was trying to find vulva before reading the caption...
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I once rented a car, and when they handed me the keys at the counter, pointed down one row and said "your car is just beyond the blue Horizon".
Seriously.
(Another time, I was in Borders Books looking for Weird Al Yankovic's then-most-recent CD and couldn't find the right subsection in the music department. Finally had to ask at the information desk "where is Comedy?" and the guy said "Oh, Comedy is just the other side of Blues". I told him that would make a great bumper sticker.)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I was trying to find vulva
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I was trying to find vulva
Admit it, you were actually surprised in this particular case. Unless... somehow you understood?
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I was trying to find vulva
Admit it, you were actually surprised in this particular case. Unless... somehow you understood?
Instructions unclear, penis in vagina.
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A horse walks into a bar, and asks for three beers.
The bartender says, “Do you think I can pour all three at once?”
The horse replies, “No, I don’t think,” and then he spontaneously ceased to exist.
This proves Descartes’ statement, “I think, therefore I am.” Now, I could’ve opened with that, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
This proves Descartes’ statement, “I think, therefore I am.”
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Ian McCollough, in his younger days, did several films that didn't quite make the channels. Mostly student and/or arthouse work. None of these survive today. In one scene, the lighting director quit immediately on the day of the first scene requiring nudity. Said the director,
"You're not the first to be stymied by the unlightable bareness of Ian!"
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@boomzilla s/b Bostonian
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla s/b Bostonian
I commend to you the late 19th century work The Boston Dictionary, sadly ISBN not available and not findable due to the proliferation of similarly titled works in the late 20th century (which I blame on the decline of manual typesetting) - if the term "gouging" is included, defined iirc as a method of removing the eye with the thumb, then you have found the right one.
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla s/b Bostonian
No. That'd be "prappaganda".
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla s/b Bostonian
No. That'd be "prappaganda".
No, that'd "what, you think you bedda than me? Huh?"
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla s/b Bostonian
No. That'd be "prappaganda".
No, that'd "what, you think you bedda than me? Huh?"
Boston: where "wicked" is an adverb.
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Someone sent this to me:
The topic is: "There are 4 stages in a man's life", then there are 4 sentences made with the same characters, that can be interpreted differently by placing space in different places.
"喜歡上" "一個人" (Like someone)
"喜歡" "上" "一個人" (Like to fuxk someone)
"喜歡" "上一個人" (Like the previous one)
"喜歡上" "一個人" (Like to be alone)The difference between the first and fourth sentence is that, "一個人" in the first sentence is a noun, while "一個人" in the fourth sentence is referring to the state, say "一個人在途上" means to "travel alone, not accompanied by anyone".
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@cheong Like someone, but not like like.
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Y'see, children, and this is why operator overloading is a bad idea.
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@Rhywden said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Y'see, children, and this is why operator overloading is a bad idea.
And that's why operator overloading is one of types of question that frequently appear in exams.
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@Rhywden said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Y'see, children, and this is why operator overloading is a bad idea.
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@JBert Fun with maps thread is
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert
FPun with maps thread is PTPY
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@LaoC Off-by-Pun Thread is
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@boomzilla No, that's Santa, played by Sean Connery.
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@Benjamin-Hall my name is Claus. Santa Claus.
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The fisherman divorced his wife because she never wanted to have sex. She would always tell him "Not tonight, I have a haddock".
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@Gustav said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall my name is Claus. Santa Claus.
Actually, that's "Closh. Shanta Closh."
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I call my girlfriend "Birdie" because I like her two cans.
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@Gern_Blaanston since she has two, she can even?
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I call my girlfriend "Birdie" because I like her two cans.
IDGI. Is this for Birdy of the Trashcan Darlings?
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I call my girlfriend "Birdie" because I like her two cans.
IDGI. Is this for Birdy of the Trashcan Darlings?
Toucan. A bird whose name sounds a lot like two cans. Which is a euphemism for one of the paired parts of a person's anatomy. Probably legs, but I can't say for certain.