The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Zecc Yeah, that's just wrong on so many levels.
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@Zecc Most of us here are not EFL (English as Frist Language) who may get those bad puns quickly, but often ESL which makes things more complicated. I, on the other hand, am EFL (english as Fourth Language - after Bavarian, standard German, and Latin).
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For me I upvoted the original visual pun plus the person (and later, persons) who went there. Because that's the sort of spirit that has to be rewarded.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
For me I upvoted the original visual pun plus the person (and later, persons) who went there. Because that's the sort of spirit that has to be rewarded.
After all, one can't punish interaction in this thread.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because that's the sort of spirit that has to be rewarded.
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says "Is this stool taken?"
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@boomzilla Even in humor I see the deterioration of language. The joke only works with marriage, not the genericized "relationship".
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla Even in humor I see the deterioration of language. The joke only works with marriage, not the genericized "relationship".
And only for people who don't aspirate initial "wh-".
(Or, as we call them in my circles, illiterates.)
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@da-Doctah Apparently your circles call people incorrect things. Not surprising, given the dubious logic of your first sentence. But we're probably getting off-topic here.
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
But we're probably getting off-topic here.
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@Mason_Wheeler welease the kwaken?
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@Bulb at a good price, yes.
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@Arantor You mean a good pwice, wight?
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@Mason_Wheeler no, the sign at the top of the tank doesn’t have a speech impediment, only the unicorn does.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
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A female janitor asked me if I wanted to smoke a joint with her, but I said no.
I don't like high maintenance women.
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Did you hear my joke about a bed?
I haven’t made it yet.
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@boomzilla My middle school science teacher showed us this one. Though it wasn't already in order.
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@boomzilla What happened to the
L
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@BernieTheBernie Yes, . NO ELL.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla What happened to the
L
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?With apologies to foreigners.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@BernieTheBernie Yes, . NO ELL.
Was torn between posting this info here or in the Random thoughts thread, decided on the former:
The Morse code for the letter L neatly fits the stress pattern of the phrase "the hell with it". Back when we had to learn Morse to get a ham radio license, this fact was of some help to me.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla What happened to the
L
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?With apologies to foreigners.
We cannot change the past. But we can promise you, we are holding ourselves accountable so that nobody, NOBODY, has to experience anything like this ever again.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@BernieTheBernie Yes, . NO ELL.
Was torn between posting this info here or in the Random thoughts thread, decided on the former:
The Morse code for the letter L neatly fits the stress pattern of the phrase "the hell with it". Back when we had to learn Morse to get a ham radio license, this fact was of some help to me.
I've started learning Morse, because why not?
I associate the letter R with the word "dedada" (fingerprint), but from today onwards I might start associating it with @da-Doctah instead.
Um, I just realized the word "retarded" has the same rhythm. Then again, so does "amazing".
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@boomzilla What?
Volca-noose?
or
Cah- ?
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@BernieTheBernie Yes.
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@HardwareGeek Of course. Oczywiście.
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I've started investing in stocks.
Beef, chicken and vegetable.
I hope to be a bouillionaire some day.
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What do you call men waiting in line to get a haircut?
A barberque.
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I hired a handyman to do some odd jobs. I gave him a list of things I wanted done, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I can't tell but it may even be all filly'd up.
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My pet chameleon can't change color. He has a reptile dysfunction.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Seriously, a guy I know from school who's originally from Prague became a film music composer and sound editor; his company is called "Sound Czech".
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A teacher from Prague was fired for giving good grades to students who should have failed.
She was accused of passing bad Czechs.
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A nun who sleepwalks is called a Roamin' Catholic.
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I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
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My friend David had his ID stolen.
Now he's just Dav.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
Easter Rabbit addressing egg: "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to dye.."
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I made Wookie steak for dinner last night. It was a little chewy.
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Went to a meeting of the kleptomaniacs support group.
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But all the seats were taken.