The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
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Dung shui - the ancient Chinese art of getting your shit together.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Another one from my uncle--
What's the formal name of a "fear of spiders in Babylonian salt":
Iraq-Na-phobia. Sorry, I'll leaveITHM Iraq-NaPH2O4bia
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Another one from my uncle--
What's the formal name of a "fear of spiders in Babylonian salt":
Iraq-Na-phobia. Sorry, I'll leaveITHM Iraq-NaPH2O4bia
Thank you. That was bothering me more than I realized.
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@error Why did the old prosecutor send his phone to jail? He was told he had to charge it.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@error Why did the old prosecutor send his phone to jail? He was told he had to charge it.
That's prosecutorial overstep!
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Through to the wet beaver?
Oh wait, this ain't the Tinder thread.Yeah, I know, my classifier is badly tuned to this kind of temperate climate fauna
Otter slide
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ghee, it's a pita people need daly reminders like this.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ghee, it's a pita people need daly reminders like this.
Pita is allowed in this usage, as it is the most common word used in Indian restaurants to prepone the arrival of naan, and that's pretty much an Indian word by US English updation standrads.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ghee, it's a pita people need daly reminders like this.
Pita is allowed in this usage, as it is the most common word used in Indian restaurants to order naan, and that's pretty much an Indian word by US English standrads.
ITYM paneerly an Indian word.
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Looks like a lad or lassi is salty.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Looks like a lad or lassi is salty.
Mmm, salty lassi
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Looks like a lad or lassi is salty.
At least you can be relatively sure it wasn't me
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Looks like a lad or lassi is salty.
Probably a boomzilla alt.
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High mountains take for-ever to climb.
Higher mountains take for-everer.
But the highest of them all takes for-Everest.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Beh, that's accident vs incident. Mere pattern-lock.
Spock would have chosen Laserdisc.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I think a less facile fusion approach could work. Maybe some grilled nopales in a six-sided string basket.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Beh, that's accident vs incident. Mere pattern-lock.
Spock would have chosen Laserdisc.
Yeah, but he would also have chosen Betamax. So there's that.
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@boomzilla
At first I thought this was the wrong thread but I might have been sitting on pins and needles
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What did Snow White say when she stepped out of the photo booth?
Someday my prints will come.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Freaking tease! Where's the rest?
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Freaking tease! Where's the rest?
Onlyfans, obvs.
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Stolen from facebook--the comment (and thus the reason for this topic) was "The poor creature hit an iceberg. What happens next romaines to be seen."
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Whenever my girlfriend is feeling upset for whatever reason, I let her draw colour in my tattoos.
She just needs a shoulder to crayon.
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From my uncle:
Q: Which philosopher never went barefoot?
Answer
Sockrates
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
From my uncle:
Q: Which philosopher never went barefoot?
Answer
SockratesUnless, of course, , in which case it's clear that
I know nothing.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I've always heard he was the one who most certainly did walk barefoot everywhere all the time.
That one was Diogenes, if there's a that one.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I've always heard he was the one who most certainly did walk barefoot everywhere all the time.
That one was Diogenes, if there's a that one.
I thought he was a follower of Nike
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Precioius and few are the moments we toucans share....
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
From my uncle:
Q: Which philosopher never went barefoot?
Answer
SockratesHe had a buddy called Simon the Shoemaker, duh.
Sapater of Apamea is said to have been a big fan of plateaunic shoes.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
plateaunic
Platoenic was right there.