Nope
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@Zecc Are you implying I'm American? Them's fighting words.
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@GOG Worse. I was estimating you're a Valley attorney.
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@Zecc I'm willing to let it slide provided we never return to the matter again...
(Incidentally, I don't believe the attorney's life or well-being was at any point threatened in any way.)
On a related note, a friend who works at a hospital told me of one time he was wheeling a patient to MRI and - having already learned not to trust the medical staff when it came to this stuff - started chatting with him on the way, and when he learned the patient rode motorcycles, casually asked about whether he had ever had an accident ("Of course!") and whether he might have had any implants ("Why yes! There's this, that, and the other.")
One can only imagine the amount of that would have been involved if he hadn't asked.
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(Incidentally, I don't believe the attorney's life or well-being was at any point threatened in any way.)
I'd assume a butt plug inside the chest cavity to be a hindrance to one's well-being. But I'm no medical professional.
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@Zecc Well, the attorney wasn't the one with a butt plug in the chest.
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@Zecc It wasn't the attorney with the butt-plug in his chest, but the attorney's client.
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I knew that yesterday when I read it more carefully. But I had evicted that from memory already.
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@Zecc Evicting useless facts and tidbits from memory? You're .
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
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I don't believe the attorney's life or well-being was at any point threatened in any way.
That's unfortunate. Attorneys should be threatened at every point in every way. Then the threats should be carried out.
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@Zecc Well, the attorney wasn't the one with a butt plug in the chest.
The attorney's butt plug is attached to its neck.
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@HardwareGeek When he got the knife tool close to the lock..... ugh.
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
And some more details:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mTq6o6sdzjo
tl;dw:
people on Reddit identified this as the Snug Plug 4 which vibrates ... the package shows the big metal balls [inside it]
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@Atazhaia It figures Reddit would be experts on that.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
@Atazhaia It figures Reddit would be experts on that.
Either that or 4Chan...
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just extracted this from my nose.
Holy fuck...
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@Tsaukpaetra How did you get the spoon stuck in there?
Wait. I don't want to know.
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@Tsaukpaetra How did you get the spoon stuck in there?
Wait. I don't want to know.
For size comparison.
Also, see: Bruce Almighty
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
For size comparison.
You stuck a spoon in your nose to compare sizes? Do I want to know?
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Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Filed under: I'm currently trying to see if someone would be willing to build this for me for a reasonable price...
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@Tsaukpaetra Hey, I found something for you!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Filed under: I'm currently trying to see if someone would be willing to build this for me for a reasonable price...
Ew. I mean, sure, I have one that works the other way round to connect a 1980s IBM Model M to a modern computer, but why would you want something like this?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Filed under: I'm currently trying to see if someone would be willing to build this for me for a reasonable price...
Ew. I mean, sure, I have one that works the other way round to connect a 1980s IBM Model M to a modern computer, but why would you want something like this?
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Has this earned a tautology yet?
Edit: As a hint, ponder on why I have already four devices of the other direction...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Filed under: I'm currently trying to see if someone would be willing to build this for me for a reasonable price...
Ew. I mean, sure, I have one that works the other way round to connect a 1980s IBM Model M to a modern computer, but why would you want something like this?
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Has this earned a tautology yet?
Edit: As a hint, ponder on why I have already four devices of the other direction...
Nope, I don't want to know the perverted games you use them for.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Filed under: I'm currently trying to see if someone would be willing to build this for me for a reasonable price...
Ew. I mean, sure, I have one that works the other way round to connect a 1980s IBM Model M to a modern computer, but why would you want something like this?
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Do I want to know?
No, you definitely don't. (Note: This is a general answer to this question about anything involving @Tsaukpaetra.)
Has this earned a tautology yet?
Edit: As a hint, ponder on why I have already four devices of the other direction...
Nope, I don't want to know the perverted games you use them for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QugQkASdQ
Could be fun!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
I'm currently trying to see if someone would be willing to build this for me for a reasonable price...
I could, but besides the probably high shipping costs, what's the probability it'd actually work once you get within 50 meters of it?
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@Zerosquare said in Nope:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
I'm currently trying to see if someone would be willing to build this for me for a reasonable price...
I could, but besides the probably high shipping costs, what's the probability it'd actually work once you get within 50 meters of it?
Science must be done!
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Hey, if you pay for it and don't blame me when it breaks, I'm okay with it.
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@Zerosquare said in Nope:
Hey, if you pay for it and don't blame me when it breaks, I'm okay with it.
My budget is approx $12.97.
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It wouldn't even cover shipping.
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@Zerosquare I think @Tsaukpaetra is doing plenty of shipping on his own already…
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@boomzilla Important rule of the jungle: always check your shoes before putting them on.
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I don't care how much pineapple you eat, there ain't nothing gonna make your colon smell good...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
I don't care how much pineapple you eat, there ain't nothing gonna make your colon smell good...
People have tried though.
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If someone has colon cancer and has part of it removed, does he/she then have only a semicolon?
Cologne is a French word, specifically, the French name for the city Köln am Rhein (which is in an area that has been part of France at times), where Eau de Cologne was first made in 1709.
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@HardwareGeek I think those people should have written eau de toilet instead.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
I don't care how much pineapple you eat, there ain't nothing gonna make your colon smell good...
People have tried though.
https://www.amazon.com/Anal-Lube-Cherry-Scented-3-pack/dp/B005K49X2MNote: Products with electrical plugs are designed for use in the US. Outlets and voltage differ internationally and this product may require an adapter or converter for use in your destination. Please check compatibility before purchasing.
Yes, even though my "outlet" is pretty much international standard, it's most definitely not compatible with US electrical plugs, not even with Cherry Lube.
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@HardwareGeek I think those people should have written eau de toilet instead.
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@Zecc Well, eau de toilette is one step above eau de cologne in the amount-of-smellitude rating. So you would need something like 2 colognes | 1 toilette for the intended effect.
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eau de toilette is one step above eau de cologne in the amount-of-smellitude rating
A smelly business anyways. Hence,
colon
could be the correct word too.
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@BernieTheBernie Curiously in English one usually uses the neutral word “smell” when talking about both foul and pleasant ones in preference to the specific words (stink or stench for foul and fragrance for pleasant). In Czech it is the other way around, one almost always uses either “smrad” (stink) or “vůně” (fragrance) and basically never “pach” (smell). But then the joke wouldn't work.
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