Found Examples of Word Salad
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@AgentDenton said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
Came here expecting to see today's Dilbert
Came here to post today's Dilbert. But you already did.
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@AgentDenton Huh, TIL. I knew the turboencabulator was technobabble nonsense, but I thought it had come from some classic sci-fi story.
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@Tsaukpaetra [IT HEAD] said:
Never thought a fandom could have its own jargon until today
That's like one of the key pillars of any
self-respectingfandom
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
Unclear if descends from brony or jabronie. More research needed. Stay strong. We're all counting on you.
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@Applied-Mediocrity in other news, we could use a more pejorative overstrike. Maybe --massive overstrike-- vs -overstrike- as a Markdown extension, except apparently Markdown disagrees with my basic assumptions. Regressing...
accidentalyeah, insufficient resolution. And this axis is Important.misleadingnon sequiturfurry pride
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@Tsaukpaetra [IT HEAD] said:
Never thought a fandom could have its own jargon until today
That's like one of the key pillars of any
self-respectingfandomYes, it's tongue-poking-out-of-cheek.
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At first sight, I read
World Salad
What does that mean?
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@BernieTheBernie said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
At first sight, I read
World Salad
What does that mean?
The reaction of Ghatanothoa if they see South America first
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@BernieTheBernie said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
At first sight, I read
World Salad
What does that mean?
Artisanally-grown, fair trade, organic Japanese mizuna, Moroccan arugula, and Tuscan cavolo nero, shipped fresh to the US by air cargo (with a carbon footprint of roughly 5 kg of CO2 for every kg of salad).
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The Comments on This Confusing First Alert Hurricane Post Are GOLD đ¤Ł
First Alert Hurricane prides itself on providing accurate and up-to-date hurricanes alerts. If only people could understand what on earth they are saying.
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@Applied-Mediocrity it's spinny and pushy in there.
So their angle is: Audience stupid, message at fault.
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@Gribnit No, it's just funny. Lay off the serious juice.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@Gribnit No, it's just funny. Lay off the serious juice.
What makes you think I'm not amused?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
The Comments on This Confusing First Alert Hurricane Post Are GOLD đ¤Ł
First Alert Hurricane prides itself on providing accurate and up-to-date hurricanes alerts. If only people could understand what on earth they are saying.
It says a lot about our society that instead of "this post is way over my head, but it probably means something to the experts", most people's reaction was "LOL such bullshit, who gave that clown access to this account". Especially since it's not all that hard to understand to start with.
I remember one time in my first year in USA I've done shopping and the total was like $19.78 so I gave the cashier $20 bill and three pennies and they just stared at me like WTF I'm doing.
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@GÄ ska said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
I remember one time in my first year in USA I've done shopping and the total was like $19.78 so I gave the cashier $20 bill and three pennies and they just stared at me like WTF I'm doing.
Even though they would have had a cash register right there to tell them exactly that, I'm guessing.
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@Watson said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@GÄ ska said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
I remember one time in my first year in USA I've done shopping and the total was like $19.78 so I gave the cashier $20 bill and three pennies and they just stared at me like WTF I'm doing.
Even though they would have had a cash register right there to tell them exactly that, I'm guessing.
The cash register doesn't have a button for 1 $20 bill and 3 pennies, it just has a picture of a $20 bill. So after like 20 seconds of staring at you like you have three heads, they'll eventually figure out they can give you back the 3 pennies, press the $20 bill picture, and then get you your 2 dimes and 2 pennies change.
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@izzion this is exactly what happened BTW.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
The Comments on This Confusing First Alert Hurricane Post Are GOLD đ¤Ł
First Alert Hurricane prides itself on providing accurate and up-to-date hurricanes alerts. If only people could understand what on earth they are saying.
If this were The Bee and not Not The Bee, I'd say they were using terrible JPEGs ironically.
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Happy FBMAC!
Let's read the CEO's new year message shall we? Or rather I shall translate euh semi-translate because it furiously relies on English buzzwords, I guess that is what you get when going to the UK for your master degree.
Quote of an unknown 'folk wisdom' about a sailing ship. Something something ... pandemic blabla ...
Our Strategic Plan "Top Gear" ... blabla- ... DNA ... #Trust and #Together
- ... Product stratigy ... synergie of our products
- ... futur proof technology ... #Data, #Mobility and #Cloud
- ... work together in a hybrid context ...
More ship references ... Mobile ... KPIs on customer satisfaction ...
Happy Holidays,
M.
CEO of ZCould have been worse I guess ... he could still seek a career in politics ... oh no, he did that before being named CEO ... I guess you can't win them all ...
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@boomzilla The trick is to not look at the words.
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@Zecc
What words?
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@Gribnit said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@Applied-Mediocrity in other news, we could use a more pejorative overstrike. Maybe --massive overstrike-- vs -overstrike- as a Markdown extension, except apparently Markdown disagrees with my basic assumptions. Regressing...
accidentalyeah, insufficient resolution. And this axis is Important.misleadingnon sequiturfurry prideFYI, double-tildes create the basic ~~
overstrike~~.
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@boomzilla said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
Well first of all I'd ask her if she was actually going to try cooking or if this is a signal to start the camera, because them's not kitchen attire!
Second, I'd whip out my wooden spoon, because that's not how you handle the stove and someone needs a paddlin'!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
them's not kitchen attire!
I have occasionally cooked wearing less than that, but I've never done it for the camera. (Nobody'd want to see me wearing less than that. Trust me.)
that's not how you handle the stove
I often put stuff that doesn't really belong on the stove on a burner I'm not going to be using, because I don't have available counter space. (I have a lot of counter space, but not much adjacent to the stove, and all of it, adjacent or not, is cluttered with stuff that really needs to be washed and put away in a cabinet or drawer, so the stove top gets used as a counter.)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
I'd whip out my wooden spoon, because that's not how you handle the stove and someone needs a paddlin'!
Excuses, excuses.
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@HardwareGeek said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
(I have a lot of counter space, but not much adjacent to the stove, and all of it, adjacent or not, is cluttered with stuff that really needs to be washed and put away in a cabinet or drawer, so the stove top gets used as a counter.)
On our kitchen, 70% of the available countertop space is used for not-food-not-kitchen-stuff stuff, so I can sympathize.
Pisses me off to no end....
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@GOG said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
I'd whip out my wooden spoon, because that's not how you handle the stove and someone needs a paddlin'!
Excuses, excuses.
Doesn't matter if they're good or not, someone will be punished!
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@HardwareGeek said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
cluttered with stuff that really needs to be washed and put away in a cabinet or drawer
Why not fix that instead?
(The stove top is convenient occasionally, but I usually only use it for pans or a tray of something about to go in the oven below.)
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I feel like Jamie Oliverâs marketing lied to us all at this point in his series, âThe Naked Chefâ.
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@boomzilla I'm not sure what maca powder is, and
to look it up, but other than that, the smoothie sounds pretty good (but far too much sugar for me have one).
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Maca, also called Ginseng Andin, Peruvian Ginseng, Lepidium meyenii, or Lepidium peruvianum, is a relative of radish and smells similar to butterscotch.
And because this is the word salad thread:
Maca contains glucotropaeolin, m-methoxyglucotropaeolin, benzyl glucosinolates, polyphenols, (1R,3S)-1-methyl-1,2,3,4-tetrahydro-β-carboline-3-carboxylic acid (MTCA) , and p-methoxybenzyl isothiocyanate. Alkamides are also present in maca.
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It's a word salad and a fruit salad! Buy it now for $9.99!
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Given the number of languages that Microsoft pretends to offer support in, their website must be about 95% word salad.
Literally every single translation of their Excel Glossary is completely unusable because nobody ever looks at the shit the machine translator vomits. The text itself is OKishš if very microsofty sounding, but the translator completely mangles the only thing you need a glossary for in the first placeâthe keywordsâby trying to separately translate the bold and non-bold portions of the word
- Activate
- Unecellule detive
- Unefeuille de tive
- Adresse
- Undossier de dĂŠmarrage au lternate
- Formulerray
- TableaucroisĂŠ dynamique ssociated
- Formatonditional C
- Graphiqueen Medded E
š You still get shit like this occasionally
Tabelle "Excel"
FrĂźher als Excel bezeichnet, kĂśnnen Sie eine Excel erstellen, formatieren und erweitern, um die Daten auf dem Arbeitsblatt zu organisieren.
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@LaoC It's really bad when even the glossary is machine translated even for major languages like Spanish, French or German.
Not only should the glossary be deliberately translated by humans, but the translator translating the body of the documentation â whether human or machine â should use the glossary to maintain consistent terminology. Because otherwise it ends up mixing terms and termites and nobody who actually needs the documentation will be able to make the commanders or empennages of it.
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@Bulb said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@LaoC It's really bad when even the glossary is machine translated even for major languages like Spanish, French or German.
Not only should the glossary be deliberately translated by humans, but the translator translating the body of the documentation â whether human or machine â should use the glossary to maintain consistent terminology. Because otherwise it ends up mixing terms and termites and nobody who actually needs the documentation will be able to make the commanders or empennages of it.
OTOH, the purpose of (contemporary) AI is to replace humans, replicate their behavior and extrapolate it to next levels --> in this particular case, I think they pretty much nailed it.
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@Kamil-Podlesak This is way worse than dumbest human, unless the human utterly and completely stopped giving shit
Microsoft is making sure their documentation continues to be the butt of jokes in the next quarter century.
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@Bulb said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@LaoC It's really bad when even the glossary is machine translated even for major languages like Spanish, French or German.
It's actually a conspiracy to make English the only language in use.
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@dcon said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@Bulb said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@LaoC It's really bad when even the glossary is machine translated even for major languages like Spanish, French or German.
It's actually a conspiracy to make English the only language in use.This already happened. The needed quotation marks were secretly added in the 1890s and are now stored in a vault under Westminster Abbey, establishing other extant texts as quotes in an English text.
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@dcon said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@Bulb said in Found Examples of Word Salad:
@LaoC It's really bad when even the glossary is machine translated even for major languages like Spanish, French or German.
It's actually a conspiracy to make English the only language in use.Given that native English speakers typically speak, at most, one language, that seems like a fair guess.
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