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  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

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    Your opinion matters to us at Wacom. At Wacom, experience has shown that delivering the highest possible standard in customer support excellence means more than just achieving good product support. It means actively listening to customers about their concerns and constantly asking the question: How are we doing, and can we do better? Hearing about what you think regarding your recent experience with our Support Center will help us continue to improve our products and support.

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  • AKA "You can take your opinion and you can shove it up your:

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  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Follow-up!

    Please Accept Our Apologies for the Recent Email

    We would like to offer our sincere apology for the recent customer survey email that was distributed without an active link to the actual questionnaire. Unfortunately, a testing error within our customer care department occurred and the email was sent inadvertently. Please understand that the email was in no way an attempt to spam or capture information from you and rest assured that we have started an initiative to make sure that it does not happen again.

    Thank you for your understanding, loyalty and trust.

    Sincerely,

    Wacom

    Let me emphasize that one line there:

    Please understand that the email was in no way an attempt to spam or capture information from you and rest assured that we have started an initiative to make sure that it does not happen again.

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    AKA "You can take your opinion and you can shove it up your:

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    @Dreikin said in Please click the blank link:

    Follow-up!

    Please Accept Our Apologies for the Recent Email

    We would like to offer our sincere apology for the recent customer survey email that was distributed without an active link to the actual questionnaire. Unfortunately, a testing error within our customer care department occurred and the email was sent inadvertently. Please understand that the email was in no way an attempt to spam or capture information from you and rest assured that we have started an initiative to make sure that it does not happen again.

    Thank you for your understanding, loyalty and trust.

    Sincerely,

    Wacom

    Let me emphasize that one line there:

    Please understand that the email was in no way an attempt to spam or capture information from you and rest assured that we have started an initiative to make sure that it does not happen again.

    @anotherusername said in Please click the blank link:

    AKA "You can take your opinion and you can shove it up your:

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    Further follow-up!

    Please Accept Our Apologies for the Recent Emails

    We would like to offer our sincere apology for the recent customer survey email that was distributed without an active link to the actual questionnaire. And the followup email that we apologized without giving you the link to the questionnaire again. Unfortunately, testing errors within our customer care department occurs because we use production environment to test . Please understand that the email was just from sheer incompetence and rest assured that we will continue spamming you with more useless information.

    Thank you for your understanding, loyalty and trust.

    Sincerely,

    Wacom



  • @dse said in Please click the blank link:

    Further follow-up!

    Please Accept Our Apologies for the Recent Emails

    We would like to offer our sincere apology for the recent customer survey email that was distributed without an active link to the actual questionnaire. And the followup email that we apologized without giving you the link to the questionnaire again. Unfortunately, testing errors within our customer care department occurs because we use production environment to test . Please understand that the email was just from sheer incompetence and rest assured that we will continue spamming you with more useless information.

    Thank you for your understanding, loyalty and trust.

    Sincerely,

    WacomRalph the Wonder Llama



  • @dse said in Please click the blank link:

    Thank you for your understanding, loyalty and trust.

    Welcome. Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.


  • SockDev

    @ben_lubar said in Please click the blank link:

    @dse said in Please click the blank link:

    Thank you for your understanding, loyalty and trust.

    Welcome. Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

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  • Fake News

    We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked...


  • SockDev

    @lolwhat But have those responsible for sacking the people that were responsible been sacked yet?



  • @Dreikin said in Please click the blank link:

    Let me emphasize that one line there:

    We didn't spam you.
    And if we did, it wasn't meant to be spam.
    And if it was meant to be spam, it was someone else's fault.
    And if it was our fault, we won't do it again.



  • @lolwhat said in Please click the blank link:

    We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked...

    We apologise for the fault in our stars. Those responsible have died of child cancer.


  • SockDev

    @Lorne-Kates said in Please click the blank link:

    the fault in our stars.

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    @Lorne-Kates said in Please click the blank link:

    Those responsible have died of child cancer.

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