The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®
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@bulb said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
Where's our resident hedgehog when we need her???
That topic is
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@hardwaregeek said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
@bulb said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
Where's our resident hedgehog when we need her???
Try @summonning her. See, like this: @RaceProUK.
That topic is
http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1920 :
🎮🥑🎮 Multiplayer avocado Unless a game based on avocados is the subject, there is, to say the least, a hardware compatibility issue here. Very different from the adult version, multiplayer eggplant (🎮🍆🎮; see 1870: Emoji Movie Reviews).
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@anonymous234 From the master:
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He'd be pleased to hear about dinosaurs like Dracorex (dragon-king) or Zuul crurivastator (Zuul, destroyer of shins).
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Looks more like Arabian Snake Roulette to me.
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@createdtodislikethis that's moderately funny, but the in me has to object: "I wanted to make a rainbow for him" isn't Noah's fault.
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@anotherusername God's a dick. Everyone knows this.
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@pie_flavor said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
@anotherusername God
'has a dick. Everyone knows this.I ETFY.
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@createdtodislikethis said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
This is the best explanation for that physics phenomenon that I have ever seen.
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@anotherusername said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
@createdtodislikethis that's moderately funny, but the in me has to object: "I wanted to make a rainbow for him" isn't Noah's fault.
Jung's analysis of Job makes it clear that this would not be a concern.
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Finally an answer to deal with s...
http://wumo.com/wumo/2018/01/07
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Today's Dumbing of Age is pretty funny, in a horrifying sort of way, if you know the characters and their histories - both in this series, and in the previous series which this is an alternate universe of.
BHT for freshness
Mike Warner, the blond dude, is based on a character of the same name in It's Walky!, and was far and away the biggest asshole in SEMME (which takes some doing, really, with the likes of Joe Rosenthal and Professor Doc around), which included fucking Dina Sarazu and then being a total dick to her afterwards. He later was in Shortpacked! as one of the employees of Shortpacked Toys and Games.
Ethan Siegal, the guy next to him, is based on another Shortpacked! character. It was mentioned that he'd been involved with Amber O'Malley before the series began, and they had sexxorred at least once. However, after Robin DeSanto (another SEMME alumna who was working with them at the store) starts going after him aggressively, Ethan realizes that he had no interest when she kisses him, leading someone to ask if maybe Ethan was gay. Apparently, Ethan had never considered it before, but after some thinking about it, he realized he'd never been attracted any of the other women he'd slept with, at which point Mike, being an asshole, decides to test it by kissing Ethan, who finds himself aroused.
When Robin asked him how it was he slept with Ethan when she thought he was straight, he replied, "I'm whatever you don't want me to be, babe."
Mike would go on to have abusive relationships with both Amber and Ethan, including one time where he apparently had sex with each of them, in different hotel rooms, at the same time. He's such an asshole it transcends time and space.
That's the Walkyverse versions of the characters. In the Dumbiverse, Ethan and Mike are freshman students at Indiana State U. who were friends (sort of) growing up. In this world,, Ethan had come out of the closet in their senior year of high school, breaking the heart of his best friend, this world's Amber, in the process.
Mike is still an asshole, so Ethan hooking up with him? This can't end well.
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@scholrlea said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
Mike is still an asshole, so Ethan hooking up with him? This can't end well.
Making out doesn't always lead to hooking up.
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@heterodox said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
@scholrlea said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
Mike is still an asshole, so Ethan hooking up with him? This can't end well.
Making out doesn't always lead to hooking up.
OK, there is that.
Besides, this is a great way for the author, David Willis, to pull the Drama Tag out a little further, because now Mike will be able to rub it in both Ethan's and Danny's faces about how they've been so timid with each other when it is clear to everyone they are on a hook-up trajectory. Assuming Danny doesn't freak out too much about triangulating Ethan and Amazi-Girl, whom he may or may not still be seeing depending on what happens when Amber gets a grip on something other than the knife she stabbed Ryan with.
Note that Danny is not dating Amber, just Amazi-Girl - both the Amber and Amazi-Girl personas are quite adamant about that.
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@ben_lubar I was about to reply that sudoku puzzles don't have 0s, but then I realised I don't have a clue what the rules on sodoku are.
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@pleegwat said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
I was about to reply that sudoku puzzles don't have 0s
Conventional ones don't, no, but the rules don't require that to be so. The digits are just arbitrary symbols really…
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@dkf The one shown has clues for all digits 1-9.
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@pleegwat So, did you solve it and get the codes already?
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@ben_lubar said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
@jbert said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
http://wumo.com/wumo/2018/01/15
00000000
But, but, but, the Pentagon says that never happened, and they would never lie, would they?
http://www.nti.org/gsn/article/air-force-insists-icbm-launch-code-was-never-00000000/
Filed Under: I would never cum on your mailed check, honey...
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@pleegwat Well, the main rule is that identical numbers can't appear on the same row or column.
Which would make hiding "00000000" pretty damn hard.
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@anonymous234 Especially since Sudoku doesn't contain zeroes.
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https://i.imgur.com/xwmgzVK.jpg
Edit - found source: http://www.theskeletonblog.com/2015/05/droid-baby.html
Also this: http://www.theskeletonblog.com/2017/10/curiosity.html ⇓
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alt Text: "The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of..."
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@dkf said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
@pleegwat said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
I was about to reply that sudoku puzzles don't have 0s
Conventional ones don't, no, but the rules don't require that to be so. The digits are just arbitrary symbols really…
The ones I solve don't have 0's, and they're in binary.
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