TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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@error_bot clean up room
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 Âthe pocket. Â Â>wear robe ÂYou are now wearing your gown. Â Â>look in pocket ÂOpening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what Âit is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff. Â Â>take analgesic ÂYou swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and Âbehave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. Â Â>clean up room ÂJust as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to Âmake way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your Âway to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and Âdemolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Â ÂBetter luck next life. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 ÂOpening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what Âit is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff. Â Â>take analgesic ÂYou swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and Âbehave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. Â Â>clean up room ÂJust as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to Âmake way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your Âway to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and Âdemolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Â ÂBetter luck next life. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Â ÂYour score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restore
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 Â Â>take analgesic ÂYou swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and Âbehave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. Â Â>clean up room ÂJust as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to Âmake way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your Âway to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and Âdemolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Â ÂBetter luck next life. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Â ÂYour score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >restore ÂEnter a file name. ÂDefault is "hhggN.qzl":
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 Â>clean up room ÂJust as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to Âmake way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your Âway to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and Âdemolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Â ÂBetter luck next life. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Â ÂYour score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >restore ÂEnter a file name. ÂDefault is "hhggN.qzl": ÂFailed. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>
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@error_bot go back to sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>go back to sleep ÂI don't know the word "back". Â Â>
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@error_bot go to sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>go back to sleep ÂI don't know the word "back". Â Â>go to sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂNext time, try turning on the light. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>go back to sleep ÂI don't know the word "back". Â Â>go to sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂNext time, try turning on the light. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Â ÂYour score is 0 of a possible 400, in 0 turns. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>
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If you hadn't guessed yet, I decided to try and see how many ways I can fail without leaving the bedroom.
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@PleegWat said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
If you hadn't guessed yet, I decided to try and see how many ways I can fail without leaving the bedroom.
Nethack has an Easter egg message for if you manage to die on turn 0.
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Oh, and Infinity Blade has a really cool hidden content Easter egg if you manage to die in the tutorial battle.
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@error I think
go to sleep
is the only way you can manage that here - there's precious little you can do without turning the light on.
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@error_bot browse what.thedailywtf.com
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>browse what.thedailywtf.com ÂI don't know the word "browse". Â Â>
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@error_bot sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>browse what.thedailywtf.com ÂI don't know the word "browse". Â Â>sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂNext time, try turning on the light. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
restart
turn on light
sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>browse what.thedailywtf.com ÂI don't know the word "browse". Â Â>sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂNext time, try turning on the light. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Â ÂYour score is 0 of a possible 400, in 0 turns. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): > Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 1 Â>turn on light ÂGood start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The Âlight is now on. Â ÂBedroom, in the bed ÂThe bedroom is a mess. ÂIt is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a Âwashbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with Âthe curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. ÂThere is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) ÂThere is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) Â Â>sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂToo bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 1 ÂIt is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a Âwashbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with Âthe curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. ÂThere is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) ÂThere is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) Â Â>sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂToo bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Â ÂYour score is 0 of a possible 400, in 1 turn. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
turn on light
get out of bed
sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 2 ÂBedroom, in the bed ÂThe bedroom is a mess. ÂIt is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a Âwashbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with Âthe curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. ÂThere is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) ÂThere is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) Â Â>get out of bed ÂVery difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways Âa little. Â Â>sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂToo bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 2 ÂThere is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) Â Â>get out of bed ÂVery difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways Âa little. Â Â>sleep ÂYou nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is Âunexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured Âin the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor Âships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new Âhyperspace bypass. Â ÂToo bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. Â ÂWe are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. Â(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Â ÂYour score is 0 of a possible 400, in 2 turns. Â ÂWould you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Âthe game? Â(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>
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@error_bot watch porn
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>watch porn ÂI don't know the word "porn". Â Â>
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
ÂI don't know the word "porn".
Aw, you poor thing.
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Â ÂTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY ÂInfocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story ÂCopyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>watch porn ÂI don't know the word "porn". Â Â>Aw, you poor thing. ÂI don't know the word "aw". Â Â>
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@error_bot locate bulldozer
kill bulldozer
get drunk with ford prefect
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>watch porn ÂI don't know the word "porn". Â Â>Aw, you poor thing. ÂI don't know the word "aw". Â Â>locate bulldozer ÂI don't know the word "locate". Â Â>kill bulldozer ÂIt's too dark to see! Â Â>get drunk with ford prefect ÂIt's too dark to see! Â Â>
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 ÂRelease 59 / Serial number 851108 Â ÂYou wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it Âwould be if you could see it which you can't. Â ÂIt is pitch black. Â Â>watch porn ÂI don't know the word "porn". Â Â>Aw, you poor thing. ÂI don't know the word "aw". Â Â>locate bulldozer ÂI don't know the word "locate". Â Â>kill bulldozer ÂIt's too dark to see! Â Â>get drunk with ford prefect ÂIt's too dark to see! Â Â>
turn on light
find bulldozer
kill bulldozer
get drunk
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 2 Â Â>turn on light ÂGood start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The Âlight is now on. Â ÂBedroom, in the bed ÂThe bedroom is a mess. ÂIt is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a Âwashbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with Âthe curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. ÂThere is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) ÂThere is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) Â Â>find bulldozer ÂYou'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid. Â Â>kill bulldozer ÂYou can't see any bulldozer here! Â Â>get drunk ÂYou can't see any alcohol here! Â Â>
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@error_bot get up
get dressed
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 4 ÂIt is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a Âwashbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with Âthe curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. ÂThere is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) ÂThere is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) Â Â>find bulldozer ÂYou'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid. Â Â>kill bulldozer ÂYou can't see any bulldozer here! Â Â>get drunk ÂYou can't see any alcohol here! Â Â>get up ÂVery difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways Âa little. Â Â>get dressed ÂYou're not holding your gown. Â Â>
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@error_bot get gown
get dressed
examine pockets
take analgesic
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 7 Â>get up ÂVery difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways Âa little. Â Â>get dressed ÂYou're not holding your gown. Â Â>get gown ÂLuckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in Âthe pocket. Â Â>get dressed ÂYou are now wearing your gown. Â Â>examine pockets ÂThe dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen Âbetter decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of Âthe collar. Â Â>take analgesic ÂYou can't see any analgesic here! Â Â>
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@error_bot
open pocket
take analgesic
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 9 ÂLuckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in Âthe pocket. Â Â>get dressed ÂYou are now wearing your gown. Â Â>examine pockets ÂThe dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen Âbetter decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of Âthe collar. Â Â>take analgesic ÂYou can't see any analgesic here! Â Â>open pocket ÂOpening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what Âit is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff. Â Â>take analgesic ÂYou swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and Âbehave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. Â Â>