TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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@error_bot clean up room
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 the pocket. >wear robe You are now wearing your gown. >look in pocket Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff. >take analgesic You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. >clean up room Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Better luck next life. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff. >take analgesic You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. >clean up room Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Better luck next life. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Your score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restore
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 >take analgesic You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. >clean up room Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Better luck next life. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Your score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >restore Enter a file name. Default is "hhggN.qzl":
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 6 >clean up room Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Better luck next life. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Your score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >restore Enter a file name. Default is "hhggN.qzl": Failed. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >
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@error_bot go back to sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >go back to sleep I don't know the word "back". >
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@error_bot go to sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >go back to sleep I don't know the word "back". >go to sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Next time, try turning on the light. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 It is pitch black. >go back to sleep I don't know the word "back". >go to sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Next time, try turning on the light. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 0 turns. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >
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If you hadn't guessed yet, I decided to try and see how many ways I can fail without leaving the bedroom.
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@PleegWat said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
If you hadn't guessed yet, I decided to try and see how many ways I can fail without leaving the bedroom.
Nethack has an Easter egg message for if you manage to die on turn 0.
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Oh, and Infinity Blade has a really cool hidden content Easter egg if you manage to die in the tutorial battle.
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@error I think
go to sleep
is the only way you can manage that here - there's precious little you can do without turning the light on.
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@error_bot browse what.thedailywtf.com
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >browse what.thedailywtf.com I don't know the word "browse". >
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@error_bot sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >browse what.thedailywtf.com I don't know the word "browse". >sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Next time, try turning on the light. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
restart
turn on light
sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 It is pitch black. >browse what.thedailywtf.com I don't know the word "browse". >sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Next time, try turning on the light. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 0 turns. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): > Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 1 >turn on light Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on. Bedroom, in the bed The bedroom is a mess. It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) >sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 1 It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) >sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 1 turn. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
turn on light
get out of bed
sleep
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 2 Bedroom, in the bed The bedroom is a mess. It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) >get out of bed Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little. >sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
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@error_bot [enter]
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 2 There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) >get out of bed Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little. >sleep You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover. We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) > Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 2 turns. Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
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@error_bot restart
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >
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@error_bot watch porn
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >watch porn I don't know the word "porn". >
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
I don't know the word "porn".
Aw, you poor thing.
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >watch porn I don't know the word "porn". >Aw, you poor thing. I don't know the word "aw". >
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@error_bot locate bulldozer
kill bulldozer
get drunk with ford prefect
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >watch porn I don't know the word "porn". >Aw, you poor thing. I don't know the word "aw". >locate bulldozer I don't know the word "locate". >kill bulldozer It's too dark to see! >get drunk with ford prefect It's too dark to see! >
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 0 Release 59 / Serial number 851108 You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black. >watch porn I don't know the word "porn". >Aw, you poor thing. I don't know the word "aw". >locate bulldozer I don't know the word "locate". >kill bulldozer It's too dark to see! >get drunk with ford prefect It's too dark to see! >
turn on light
find bulldozer
kill bulldozer
get drunk
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 2 >turn on light Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on. Bedroom, in the bed The bedroom is a mess. It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) >find bulldozer You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid. >kill bulldozer You can't see any bulldozer here! >get drunk You can't see any alcohol here! >
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@error_bot get up
get dressed
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 4 It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone. There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed) There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed) >find bulldozer You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid. >kill bulldozer You can't see any bulldozer here! >get drunk You can't see any alcohol here! >get up Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little. >get dressed You're not holding your gown. >
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@error_bot get gown
get dressed
examine pockets
take analgesic
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Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 7 >get up Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little. >get dressed You're not holding your gown. >get gown Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in the pocket. >get dressed You are now wearing your gown. >examine pockets The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of the collar. >take analgesic You can't see any analgesic here! >
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@error_bot
open pocket
take analgesic
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Bedroom Score: 10 Moves: 9 Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in the pocket. >get dressed You are now wearing your gown. >examine pockets The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of the collar. >take analgesic You can't see any analgesic here! >open pocket Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff. >take analgesic You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes. >