TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 109
(darkness)
You can't hear anything, see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or
taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how
you got there.>
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@error_bot feel
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 110
(darkness)
You can smell nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are
not even certain who you are.>
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@error_bot listen
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 111
(to darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above.
There is an exit to port.>
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@error_bot port
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 112
You can't go that way.
>
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@error_bot look
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 113
Dark
There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can feel,
nothing you can smell, you do not even know who you are.>
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@error_bot listen
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 114
(to darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above.
There is an exit to port.>
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@error_bot listen
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 115
(to darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above.
There is an exit to port.>
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@error_bot go port
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 116
You can't go that way.
>
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I don't get it
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@error_bot smell
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 117
(darkness)
You can smell nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are
not even certain who you are.>
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@error_bot listen
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 118
(to darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above.
There is an exit to port.>
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@error_bot listen port
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You used the word "port" in a way that I don't understand.
>
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 119
You can't go that way.
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@error_bot shout
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 120
You yell as loudly as you can, but no sound emerges.
>
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@error_bot switch on light
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 121
You can see nothing, feel nothing, taste nothing, smell nothing, and are
not entirely certain who you are.>
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@error_bot examine me
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 122
You can't see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything,
and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there.>
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@error_bot sleep
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 123
You can't see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything,
and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there.>
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@error_bot who am i
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 124
You can't see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything,
and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there.>
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 125
You can smell nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are
not even certain who you are.>
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@error_bot listen
Listen
Listen
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 126
(to darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above.
There is an exit to port.> Dark Score: 85 Moves: 127
(to darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above.
There is an exit to port.> Dark Score: 85 Moves: 128
(to darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above.
There is an exit to port.>
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@error_bot stand up
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 129
You can see nothing, feel nothing, taste nothing, smell nothing, and are
not entirely certain who you are.>
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@error_bot exit
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 130
There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can feel,
nothing you can smell, you do not even know who you are.>
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@error_bot go port
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 131
You can't go that way.
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@error_bot starboard
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 132
You can't go that way.
>
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@error_bot leave
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Dark Score: 85 Moves: 133
You can smell nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are
not even certain who you are.>
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@error_bot aft
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Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 134
(We were lying about the exit to port.) You emerge from a small doorway...
Entry Bay Number Two
This is an entry bay for the Heart of Gold. A corridor lies aft of here.
There is a sales brochure here."This looks like that incredible new Infinite Improbability Drive
spaceship, the Heart of Gold!" says Ford, with growing excitement."Announcement, announcement. This is Eddie (the shipboard computer). We
have just picked up two hitchhikers at an improbability factor of 2 to the
21,914th power to 1 against.">