TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

PleegWat

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 10       Moves: 6      
the pocket.

>wear robe
You are now wearing your gown.

>look in pocket
Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what
it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.

>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>clean up room
Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to
make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your
way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and
demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

Better luck next life.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

error

@error_bot [enter]

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 10       Moves: 6      
Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what
it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.

>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>clean up room
Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to
make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your
way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and
demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

Better luck next life.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >

error

@error_bot restore

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 10       Moves: 6      

>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>clean up room
Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to
make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your
way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and
demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

Better luck next life.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >restore
Enter a file name.
Default is "hhggN.qzl":

error

@error_bot [enter]

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 10       Moves: 6      
>clean up room
Just as you've got it all spick and span your home is unexpectedly demolished to
make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your
way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and
demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

Better luck next life.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 10 of a possible 400, in 6 turns.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >restore
Enter a file name.
Default is "hhggN.qzl": 
Failed.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >

error

@error_bot restart

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot go back to sleep

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>go back to sleep
I don't know the word "back".

>

PleegWat

@error_bot go to sleep

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>go back to sleep
I don't know the word "back".

>go to sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Next time, try turning on the light.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

PleegWat

@error_bot [enter]

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

It is pitch black.

>go back to sleep
I don't know the word "back".

>go to sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Next time, try turning on the light.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 0 turns.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >

PleegWat

@error_bot restart

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>

PleegWat

If you hadn't guessed yet, I decided to try and see how many ways I can fail without leaving the bedroom.

error

@PleegWat said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

If you hadn't guessed yet, I decided to try and see how many ways I can fail without leaving the bedroom.

Nethack has an Easter egg message for if you manage to die on turn 0.

error

Oh, and Infinity Blade has a really cool hidden content Easter egg if you manage to die in the tutorial battle.

PleegWat

@error I think go to sleep is the only way you can manage that here - there's precious little you can do without turning the light on.

loopback0

@error_bot browse what.thedailywtf.com

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>browse what.thedailywtf.com
I don't know the word "browse".

>

Vixen

@error_bot sleep

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>browse what.thedailywtf.com
I don't know the word "browse".

>sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Next time, try turning on the light.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

PleegWat

@error_bot [enter]
restart
turn on light
sleep

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

It is pitch black.

>browse what.thedailywtf.com
I don't know the word "browse".

>sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Next time, try turning on the light.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 0 turns.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): > Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 1      
>turn on light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The
light is now on.

Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

JBert

@error_bot [enter]

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 1      
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 1 turn.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >

PleegWat

@error_bot restart
turn on light
get out of bed
sleep

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 2      
Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>get out of bed
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

PleegWat

@error_bot [enter]

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 2      
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>get out of bed
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>sleep
You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured
in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor
ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new
hyperspace bypass.

Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now.
(Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 2 turns.

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of
the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >

PleegWat

@error_bot restart

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>

Vixen

@error_bot watch porn

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>watch porn
I don't know the word "porn".

>

PleegWat

@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

I don't know the word "porn".

Aw, you poor thing.

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>watch porn
I don't know the word "porn".

>Aw, you poor thing.
I don't know the word "aw".

>

Vixen

@error_bot locate bulldozer
kill bulldozer
get drunk with ford prefect

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>watch porn
I don't know the word "porn".

>Aw, you poor thing.
I don't know the word "aw".

>locate bulldozer
I don't know the word "locate".

>kill bulldozer
It's too dark to see!

>get drunk with ford prefect
It's too dark to see!

>

Vixen

@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>watch porn
I don't know the word "porn".

>Aw, you poor thing.
I don't know the word "aw".

>locate bulldozer
I don't know the word "locate".

>kill bulldozer
It's too dark to see!

>get drunk with ford prefect
It's too dark to see!

>

turn on light
find bulldozer
kill bulldozer
get drunk

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 2      

>turn on light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The
light is now on.

Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>find bulldozer
You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid.

>kill bulldozer
You can't see any bulldozer here!

>get drunk
You can't see any alcohol here!

>

Vixen

@error_bot get up
get dressed

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 4      
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>find bulldozer
You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid.

>kill bulldozer
You can't see any bulldozer here!

>get drunk
You can't see any alcohol here!

>get up
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>get dressed
You're not holding your gown.

>

Vixen

@error_bot get gown

get dressed
examine pockets
take analgesic

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 7      
>get up
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>get dressed
You're not holding your gown.

>get gown
Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in
the pocket.

>get dressed
You are now wearing your gown.

>examine pockets
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>

Vixen

@error_bot
open pocket
take analgesic

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 10       Moves: 9      
Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in
the pocket.

>get dressed
You are now wearing your gown.

>examine pockets
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>open pocket
Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what
it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.

>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>