Quotes Out of Context
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@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Maciejasjmj TIL @Karla works at restaurant.
That isn't the only job that gets tips.
hmm..... so we have either bartender, barista or cornerworker.....
i think we can eliminate at least two of those options out of hand.....
Well, barista is definitely out, I mean, some prick might come in and ask for cilantro in their coffee...
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@Onyx said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Maciejasjmj TIL @Karla works at restaurant.
That isn't the only job that gets tips.
hmm..... so we have either bartender, barista or cornerworker.....
i think we can eliminate at least two of those options out of hand.....
Well, barista is definitely out, I mean, some prick might come in and ask for cilantro in their coffee...
Plus I don't like coffee.
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Onyx said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Maciejasjmj TIL @Karla works at restaurant.
That isn't the only job that gets tips.
hmm..... so we have either bartender, barista or cornerworker.....
i think we can eliminate at least two of those options out of hand.....
Well, barista is definitely out, I mean, some prick might come in and ask for cilantro in their coffee...
Plus I don't like coffee.
you don't have to like it to make it. one of the best bakers i know is celiac.
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@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
cornerworker
Hmm, TIL there are some less adult definitions of this.
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
Hmm, TIL there are some less adult definitions of this.
huh..... surprisingly SFW..... some of them anyway.
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@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
Hmm, TIL there are some less adult definitions of this.
huh..... surprisingly SFW..... some of them anyway.
I will add to the mystery and say how I've had more than one job in the past that I received tips (not necessarily customary to do so).
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@Karla
Back before you prowled the streets of NYC looking for catches for your daughter, you worked the NYSE floor, trading tips and stocks?
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
I will add to the mystery and say how I've had more than one job in the past that I received tips (not necessarily customary to do so).
We already know you like to work topless, so that's a good way to attract tips
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla
Back before you prowled the streets of NYC looking for catches for your daughter, you worked the NYSE floor, trading tips and stocks?If it is anything like the scene Trading Places that would be hell for me.
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
I will add to the mystery and say how I've had more than one job in the past that I received tips (not necessarily customary to do so).
We already know you like to work topless, so that's a good way to attract tips
LOL I'm trying to remember which thread this was in.
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
LOL I'm trying to remember which thread this was in.
it was that way
Sorry, I only remember the important part
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
LOL I'm trying to remember which thread this was in.
it was that way
Sorry, I only remember the important part
This IS the quotes out of context thread.
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@Karla Ooh and one of the jobs I had when I went home for summer break after my freshman year in college, and I was fired.
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@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
hmm..... so we have either bartender, barista or cornerworker.....
barber, hairdresser, cab driver...
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@antiquarian said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
hmm..... so we have either bartender, barista or cornerworker.....
barber, hairdresser, cab driver...
I don't have a license.
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
I don't have a license.
You need a license to be a barber?
Yes.
ETA: You need one for all three. That's why I thought my response was funny. Clearly I was mistaken.
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@Karla TIL
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Said by my 3 yo:
But I could lick it clean
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
Said by my 3 yo:
But I could lick it clean
Or I could lick it for y-- um, er, yeah... Lets just get a new one, k?
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@Quwertzuiopp said in Scandals in Communist Frenchystan:
I am honestly 100% on you with this
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I aim for 4-5 but you're so fast I need to bust a chain early just so the junk isn't as large
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@Joe said:
good news: just tested kyle's bandaid fix per commit in vive on latptop and got solid 90 fps everywhere (we'll be making a nightly NOW [later than usual])
bad news: hands are entirely derepped visually (ie they stay in your butt) BUT when you hold something its in the right place
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@Polygeekery said:
I refer to it as a "data dump" if I am trying to be super sexy.
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@tharpa said:
TDWTF is a crowd well known for its compassionate and spiritual nature
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tharpa said:
TDWTF is a crowd well known for its compassionate and spiritual nature
this is The Daily What the Falsehood!
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@accalia yes
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@HardwareGeek said:
E_BOOBY_NOT_TIT
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@hungrier said:
I had considered putting it in but it seemed out of place.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
If anyone wants in on that tail action, have at it!
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Keep out of the black, and in the red.
Nothing in this game for two in a bed.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I could barely get an approximate size last time I fiddled with it.
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it doesn't HAVE to go in the mouth. :-P
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Even I have trouble atop prepositions sometimes.
So you prefer being on the bottom?
'Twas a joke.
But yes.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@all_users sounds like something a CEO of a tech company would say.
You have more faith in the honesty and humility of CEO's than I do.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
it doesn't HAVE to go in the mouth. :-P
So you prefer being on the bottom?
Filed under: Quotes Out of [their original] Context
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@RaceProUK said :
don't be too rigid
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@Jason said:
I'm going to make you ping yourself.
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@Yamikuronue said:
the truck had run out, and then did him anyway.
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@Boner said in Important health and safety information:
I'd say sharting is a subset of farting so the advice not to fart would cover the shart case.
I know we're supposed to remove context, but I feel the name of the thread it's from is important.
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@Yamikuronue said
eLorne Kates, the cybernetic intelligence that would have taken over the world if only skynet supported firefox 22
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@ben_lubar said:
I don't believe you. I think your daughter really is half an inch tall and you're lying to us!
@Kuro said:
you have to remember that children are smaller and as such take up less space.
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@another_sam said :
I now regret everything.
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said:
I don't believe you. I think your daughter really is half an inch tall and you're lying to us!
@Kuro said:
you have to remember that children are smaller and as such take up less space.
That second quote was worse in-context than it is out-of-context.
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@ben_lubar said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said:
I don't believe you. I think your daughter really is half an inch tall and you're lying to us!
@Kuro said:
you have to remember that children are smaller and as such take up less space.
That second quote was worse in-context than it is out-of-context.
I wasn't quite confident enough of @Karla's opinion of me to take it in the direction it was originally headed...