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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@remi has been eating too much junk food lately:
I try to shit at least a little bit
You'd think junk food would make that easier...
Depends.
No that is just to help for the aftermath of
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Taco Bell.
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@Dragoon displays his comprehensive knowledge of geography:
France isn't scotland
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@HardwareGeek A Taco Bell opened nearby for the first time.
I've haven't eaten there yet. Its fame precedes it.
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@dcon's avatar is misleading; he's actually a mouse:
My dad's house is a straw bale
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek A Taco Bell opened nearby for the first time.
I've haven't eaten there yet. Its fame precedes it.
I recommend the Baja Chalupa. It adds the thrill of dairy to the already exciting mix of iffily stored and handled ingredients.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody reminisces over being a child prodigy:
I was gifted
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@Parody said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody reminisces over being a child prodigy:
I was gifted
Disappointed face? Really?
Some folks kept saying I was gifted, but I goddamn wasn't.
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@Benjamin-Hall is getting into autoerotic asphyxiation.
I think I'm going to strangle someone. And that someone will absolutely be myself.
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@error () said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall is getting into autoerotic asphyxiation.
I think I'm going to strangle someone. And that someone will absolutely be myself.
Wouldn't know whether he's coming or going
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@Bulb is being constipated:
almost certainly won't be able to complete the dump
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@Atazhaia https://www.theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332
btw, that was in 1999 - last millenium inventions.
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@BernieTheBernie But does it automatically publish photos ro RateMyPoo? That's the needed killer feature!
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Something something paradigm shit.
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
automatically publish photos ro RateMyPoo
Oh, etoilet was designed for privacy, actually.
Let's add an upgrade then.
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
But does it automatically publish photos ro RateMyPoo?
Needs to turn them into NFTs.
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@dkf
Let's get some ShitCoin backing and get this show on the road
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@Luhmann Everything is on the table
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@Applied-Mediocrity Ewww!
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@hungrier said:
It's a bit but I can see it
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@Tsaukpaetra displays unreasonable optimism:
I might be possibly happy.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra displays unreasonable optimism:
I might be possibly happy.
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Reminder to self: Never watch a video posted by @Tsaukpaetra.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Reminder to self: Never watch a video posted by @Tsaukpaetra.
Going more senile?
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Reminder to self: Never watch a video posted by @Tsaukpaetra.
@Tsaukpaetra QA field broke the youtube embed plugin so as to easier trick everybody into watching posted videos. 'Twas all planned, I tells ye.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Reminder to self: Never watch a video posted by @Tsaukpaetra.
You watched it? I just it without watching.
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@topspin Yatta! is such a classic I am more surprised you haven't seen it before.
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@Applied-Mediocrity I believes ye.
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@DogsB is considering a change of profession:
fuck me if the prices get any higher
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@HardwareGeek And we all know how @DogsB would prefer to be paid.
Skittles and/or cornettos, of course.
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@Arantor is not merely a performer, but an artist. With standards.
I never favoured playing blue.
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A web page said:
Panicking is a core part of the Rust language.
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@Zerosquare could use some better production for his OnlyFans:
mid-2000s terrible AV quality, shaky picture from holding the camera with the other hand, and sloppy execution
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare could use some better production for his OnlyFans:
mid-2000s terrible AV quality, shaky picture from holding the camera with the other hand, and sloppy execution
"There's only room for one tripod in this shoot!"
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare could use some better production
Hey! At that time, I was young and lacked money, and...
...wait. I'm making it sound even worse. Damn.
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@DogsB Abraham Lincoln
"Many of the sayings attributed to me, in truth originate with Theodore Roosevelt." - Benjamin Franklin
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@Arantor is looking to use some blue pills for an unconventional purpose:
how much of a raging hard-on do you have to have to win an online argument
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After a long period of remote work, @DogsB is finally back to the office:
I've forgotten how enthusiastic someone could get about decapitations and dismemberment.
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@Zerosquare One of the small joys of in-person interactions with cow-orkers.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said:
(gansta wrap)
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@hungrier do you like fish sticks?
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@Arantor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier do you like fish sticks?
I feel like you might be quoting something or someone, but I am lacking the necessary context.
Carry on.
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@Zecc all I’m going to say is South Park.
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@acrow wants to expand his knowledge:
I've got to buy an anatomy book one of these days.
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@topspin defends his entitlement to a WTDWTF membership card:
I myself am guilty of being an annoying dick
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@Gern_Blaanston is feeling the inflation:
made about $2 Billion. Which is a decent amount of money.
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@sebastian-galczynski has mixed success with penis enlargement:
front-end is growing fast. [...] If only this translated to functionality...
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@Tsaukpaetra has curious ideas about anatomy and physiology:
much better without the asshole
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@HardwareGeek maybe he’s a flatlander.