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@Tsaukpaetra has done some quantum mechanics experiments with cats:
The cat had been in a more recognizable position, but by the time I re-observed it had changed itself
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@Polygeekery can stop anytime:
I needed to let the chicken rest for 15 minutes
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@Applied-Mediocrity I don't think I want to know what made the chicken tired.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity I don't think I want to know what made the chicken tired.
Do you know what you want to think made the chicken tired?
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity I don't think I want to know what made the chicken tired.
Cutting its head off, presumably.
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Speaking of animals, @Tsaukpaetra said:
I usually have it plugged into a duck.
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@topspin said:
(Okay, maybe that changed last decade)
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@Gąska something something out of context not with context
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
(Okay, maybe that changed last decade)
I don’t think I get it, unless the joke is that I’m old.
E: wait, I think I get it.
But then I have to point out that in the original joke it was a necessary condition, so changing that would just mean it would no longer be necessary, not no longer be sufficient.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
But then I have to point out that in the original joke it was a necessary condition, so changing that would just mean it would no longer be necessary, not no longer be sufficient.
Omg oldie that's not even close you're so old.
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@Gąska demanded:
@boomzilla release Monday evening.
Wait for it. There's still Monday morning to go through.
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@Zecc I DON'T CARE WE HAVE DEADLINE TO MEET JUST SHIP WHATEVER YOU HAVE
goes on 1 month vacation starting immediately
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@Zecc gets freaky when coding:
Maybe you can pull it off
I do, but only in the privacy of my own codebase.
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@Tsaukpaetra said
It seems the cops were uninterested in my socks.
I suspect they'd have been very interested - if they only knew.
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@izzion hell yeah! Hey, you notice how exceptions are kinda like events?I like to disable stacktraces sometimes.
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@topspin has finally joined Coders Anonymous:
I haven't touched a single line of code all week.
Congratulations
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[...] can sometimes be seen in the blind community.
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@Zecc you're auto-quoting. That, or taking reasonable precautions regarding a massive finding in... counter-espionage, I suppose.
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@Applied-Mediocrity has discovered the ultimate secret to happiness:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I think
I don't.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity has discovered the ultimate secret to happiness:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I think
I don't.
I'd rather be happy than right any day.
And are you?
That's where it all falls down, of course.
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@Applied-Mediocrity poor old Slartibartfast.
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@Arantor poor old impossibly wealthy, semi-immortal Magrathean with the only ship more powerful than the Heart of Gold, you say. Is it lunchtime where you are?
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@Gribnit the money, as ever, went to the senior management not the engineers, semi-immortality was only granted by way of technology (and not all of them made it; the cleaners didn't).
It is not lunchtime where I am, but I assure you, the numbers danced.
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@Zecc, not @Tsaukpaetra, said:
I find that IDE theme rather attractive.
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@Gąska
In his defense the keyboard was really off the hot/crazy scale
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@Luhmann that coworker I mentioned? Her first day at work she came dressed like a witch. Black hat and everything. And that was the least weird thing about her. So I guess checks out.
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@DogsB has something in common with Bill Clinton:
Fucking intern
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann that coworker I mentioned? Her first day at work she came dressed like a witch. Black hat and everything. And that was the least weird thing about her. So I guess checks out.
I like weird, that could click with me.
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@MrL same but she had a boyfriend (now husband).
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@Gąska did they look like a girlfriend (now wife)?
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska did they look like a girlfriend (now wife)?
Was it in February of last year?
Edit: wait, is this confidential?
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@Gribnit if you're asking if she looked like a solid girlfriend material then the answer is no, and that's the whole point.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
a solid girlfriend material
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska did they look like a girlfriend (now wife)?
Was it in February of last year?
Edit: wait, is this confidential?
It's not. You've got potential here.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
wait, is this confidential?
this joke has potential!
Heaven isn't close in a place like this ...
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@Carnage is advising his nearest and dearest to play surgeon:
Guess I'll tell her to get them swapped for decent nuts.
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage is advising his nearest and dearest to play surgeon:
Guess I'll tell her to get them swapped for decent nuts.
Le gustan mis huevos.
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@Carnage said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage is advising his nearest and dearest to play surgeon:
Guess I'll tell her to get them swapped for decent nuts.
Le gustan mis huevos.
Ich auch
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@Applied-Mediocrity said:
You're basically swinging dicks at each other, rinse and repeat, until one side dies, presumably of shame instead of any actual wounds.
Reminds me of Saints Row 3, except those dicks packed a real punch.
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@dkf
:excellent-bait:
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said:
You're basically swinging dicks at each other, rinse and repeat, until one side dies, presumably of shame instead of any actual wounds.
Reminds me of Saints Row 3, except those dicks packed a real punch.
That's why they're all in a bag, right?
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
wait, is this confidential?
this joke has potential!
Heaven isn't close in a place like this ...
Take that "anything goes" attitude to the . This is not a place like that.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said:
You're basically swinging dicks at each other, rinse and repeat, until one side dies, presumably of shame instead of any actual wounds.
Reminds me of Saints Row 3, except those dicks packed a real punch.
That's why they're all in a bag, right?
No, that's for shipping. The doorknobs go in a bag for punch.
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said:
You're basically swinging dicks at each other, rinse and repeat, until one side dies, presumably of shame instead of any actual wounds.
Reminds me of Saints Row 3, except those dicks packed a real punch.
That's why they're all in a bag, right?
No, that's for shipping. The doorknobs go in a bag for punch.
Be careful of doorknob juice, though, it can be pretty handy but the juice can be too potent for some.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said:
You're basically swinging dicks at each other, rinse and repeat, until one side dies, presumably of shame instead of any actual wounds.
Reminds me of Saints Row 3, except those dicks packed a real punch.
That's why they're all in a bag, right?
No, that's for shipping. The doorknobs go in a bag for punch.
Be careful of doorknob juice, though, it can be pretty handy but the juice can be too potent for some.
For juice, you always want virgin doorknobs.
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@HardwareGeek spent too much time in the Garage:
I'm poisonous, venomous and/or taste really bad.
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@BernieTheBernie knows someone on the night shift:
I have "institutional access"