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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
I... I don't think @Tsaukpaetra needs any coaching about that...
Considering how he tends to get things catastrophically wrong...
are you sure about that?!You're out of line, but kinda right?
Well-documented subgenre. Fair.
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@acrow reminds us that size matters:
a short one is a pain to get going
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@HardwareGeek does TMI:
My ex-wife and I did G and O
I wound up with all(?) the G
and she got the O
( This part shows a bit of petty selfishness: )
which never really interested me
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@boomzilla questions his looks:
I'm not too hot.
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@cvi understands the most important rule for dealing with felines:
I can see the point. Not to fuck with the cat
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@cvi want to join in with colleagues "collaborating":
a cow-orkers desk suddenly starting to rise and lower for unexplainable reasons? I can get behind that.
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@Zecc said:
No, no. It wants to be pinned down a second time
I get knocked down, but I get up again!
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
fucking retarded
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@Tsaukpaetra’s porn collection:
Excuse me, but Muffins is a blonde!
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@Tsaukpaetra is bragging:
I have a 7 inch
Just never got around to getting
I believe you...
... the harness and faceplate thing.
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The perversions of @Tsaukpaetra are reaching a new level:
the mouse feels nice, the ball does not
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@Gąska is getting desperate for someone to talk to:
I'll give you $50 if you swap numbers with me.
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@Atazhaia told us what's in the box.
Yes, it was a penis.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Atazhaia told us what's in the box.
Yes, it was a penis.
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Phoenix Wright wants to make a very blatant gender reveal...
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@TwelveBaud That's not Phoenix Wright
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@HardwareGeek said:
I did change the power setting to never sleep before I went to bed last night
That sounds counterproductive.
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Someone was very impressed with his purchase:
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A game I played recently had the following goal:
Make a child within the time limit.
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@Zenith is ripe for being featured either in the thread, or the fat-shaming thread:
I must be approaching 250
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@Applied-Mediocrity tells us he has an STD without telling us he has an STD:
I'm so not looking forward to pissing
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@hungrier Us -wearers experience that without STDs. Sometimes several times a night.
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Indeed, @HardwareGeek has something that's off-by-one:
Status: I have an SSD.
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Excerpt from @hungrier's memoirs "Liberté, égalité, tabarnak", p.3:
you can pretty much do whatever you want. Screw it
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier Us -wearers experience that without STDs. Sometimes several times a night.
This is common with pregnancy due to compression of the bladder.
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@Gribnit gives the sort of advice you'd expect @Gribnit to give:
you can't express it sanely, other than that what's stopping you?
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@Tsaukpaetra is f***ing his new toys:
my right-handed ball device
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Not sure how to fix other than adding more oil to the ball...
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@DogsB said :
Never realised that 17 inches was so huge. Could have chopped two off and I would have been happy.
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@boomzilla had his face surgically altered when he entered the Witness Protection Program:
my identity is made out of plastic
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla had his face surgically altered when he entered the Witness Protection Program:
my identity is made out of plastic
How did you... you're not supposed to... oh it's a joke
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
I know we have and on the forum; any ?
@dkf said:
The Norwegian ... is seriously awkward
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@Zecc it's a Templar conspiracy I tell ye!
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@acrow is onto :
I must be the only person here
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
I know we have and on the forum; any ?
@dkf said:
The Norwegian ... is seriously awkward
"You know it's a national flag of a prime nation, as opposed to a municipality or a colony, by how it's composed of basically a sideways cross."
-Class of heraldry, c.1850
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
I know we have and on the forum; any ?
@dkf said:
The Norwegian ... is seriously awkward
Because stripes are creative.
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@PleegWat Very.
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@acrow said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
I know we have and on the forum; any ?
@dkf said:
The Norwegian ... is seriously awkward
"You know it's a national flag of a prime nation, as opposed to a municipality or a colony, by how it's composed of basically a sideways cross."
-Class of heraldry, c.1850Half of those are actually municipalities, not countries.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat Very.
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@Zerosquare Cheesy Pacman?
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat Very.
Actually, is just upside down.
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@BernieTheBernie you're wrong. , not .
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@Gąska is not OR is not - that's the question.
I am
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Bad joke time!
Coca-Cola CEO managed to get a 1 on 1 meeting with Vladimir Putin
So what did you want to talk about?
You're a great nation, we're a great corporation. We could both benefit from cooperation. Remember when your country flag was all red?
Oh yes, good times.
Why not bring it back? Your electorate is going to love it. And I'm not saying it just because it matches our branding.
Oh, so that's what it's about. An advertisement deal.
Yeah, you got me. And in exchange, we're willing to support your country with voluntary donations of billions of dollars.
Hmm... That sounds very interesting... You know what, I'll discuss it with my staff and we'll call you back.
I understand. That works for me.After the meeting, Putin called his assistant to his office.
Vanya, dig up our contract with Aquafresh and tell me when it expires!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat Very.
:wrong_way: :do_not_enter:
@BernieTheBernie said in Quotes Out of Context:
Actually, is just upside down.
I can't remember. Which one is a pokeball and which one is an electrode?