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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
You need to observe that patterns underneath the cloaca
Nope thread is .
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
Hmmm, are languages venomous or poisonous?
Python is definitely venomous.
Somebody should write a language and call it Cobra. Or maybe COBRA, as a successor to COBOL, although I haven't come up with a good bacronym for it, yet.
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@HardwareGeek COBOL Only Better, Real Awesome
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
Seems like @levicki woke up
on the wrong side ofa dickhimselfHow is that possible?
ITYM @Polygeekery
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@hungrier said:
my old ass socket
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@vixen said:
great tits can and do kill
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@Mason_Wheeler said in Quotes Out of Context:
@vixen said:
great tits can and do kill
oi! i didn't say that!
i didn't even post that text!
you're taking my post of a picture that quotes someone else entirely out... of..... contex....
ah.
Carry on.
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@Rhywden said in Incorrectly funny:
Trump is the best
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
Hmmm, are languages venomous or poisonous?
Python is definitely venomous.
Neither one nor the other, just very constricting.
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An article said:
I told my son to clear my schedule. He bashed two wooden blocks together in understanding, encouragement, and sheer admiration.
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
you rang?
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@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
you rang?
It's like Pavlov's
dogsfox...
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@Mason_Wheeler said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
you rang?
It's like Pavlov's
dogsfox...what? saying hello when someone mentions you? seems only polite.
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
I have been summoned, and so I arise...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
I have been summoned, and so I arise...
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@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
I have been summoned, and so I arise...
Relevant:
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Look, Mr. Scott, I'd love to explain everything to you, but the Captain wants this
spectrographic analysisdone by 1300 hours.[La Forge goes back to work; Scotty follows slowly]
Scotty : Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Yeah, well, I told the Captain I'd have this
analysisdone in an hour.Scotty : How long will it really take?
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : An hour!
Scotty : Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would really take, did ya?
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Well, of course I did.
Scotty : Oh, laddie. You've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
While putting that post together I reworded parts of it to limit the potential entendres. It's a flaw in how I phrase things when speaking or writing conversationally that I've had for a long time.
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@Parody said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said :
We've gotten 8 inches
Paging @Vixen and @Tsaukpaetra
While putting that post together I reworded parts of it to limit the potential entendres. It's a flaw in how I phrase things when speaking or writing conversationally that I've had for a long time.
This makes me happy. I want to have to work on posts to find entendres. Often I pass on stuff because it's too obvious, or deliberate. Give some good, hard stuff
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@Mingan said
Give some good, hard stuff
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@Karla Not at all obvious or deliberate.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla Not at all obvious or deliberate.
I don't remember what the original comment was, but I remember an article that said, "one may claim that this is taken out of context, but given what was said it's difficult to imagine any way that having the context could improve it!"
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla Not at all obvious or deliberate.
I know, but he was just asking for it.
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@Karla
Filed under: Posting like a tramp
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla
Filed under: Posting like a trampI'm trying to think of something humorous to say in response...
But, I got nothing.
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla
Filed under: Posting like a trampI'm trying to think of something humorous to say in response...
But, I got nothing.
Filed under: Like a tramp
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla
Filed under: Posting like a trampI'm trying to think of something humorous to say in response...
But, I got nothing.
Filed under: Like a tramp
I think it is time to update my sig.
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla Not at all obvious or deliberate.
I know, but he was just asking for it.
well...... they are a Master Baiter.....
come to think of it.... most of us are.... and that's AWESOME!
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla
Filed under: Posting like a trampI'm trying to think of something humorous to say in response...
But, I got nothing.
Filed under: Like a tramp
I think it is time to update my sig.
To finally spell "coriander" correctly?
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@boomzilla said :
And none of them can touch Jame Bond's Pussy
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@kazitor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla
Filed under: Posting like a trampI'm trying to think of something humorous to say in response...
But, I got nothing.
Filed under: Like a tramp
I think it is time to update my sig.
To finally spell "coriander" correctly?
pfft
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Someone on a conference call said:
Citizen Data Scientists
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@Polygeekery said :
Proper phrasing
Don't any of you utter cunts start doing this or I'll have to get Clinton on you. Don't you fucking dare.
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@boomzilla said in Quotes Out of Context:
Someone on a conference call said:
Citizen Data Scientists
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@levicki said:
I am an ass
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
To finally spell "coriander" correctly?
pfft
Are you triggered by the word "coriander"?
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@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@levicki said:
I am an ass
There's a lot of animals on this forum lately.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@levicki said:
I am an ass
There's a lot of animals on this forum lately.
YIP! KYON!
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@levicki said:
I am an ass
There's a lot of animals on this forum lately.
Gąskly
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@Applied-Mediocrity That's easy. That's a .
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@Applied-Mediocrity It's pikachu!
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@hungrier It's voltorb, with a top hat and a monocle.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
To finally spell "coriander" correctly?
pfft
Are you triggered by the word "coriander"?
I'm triggered by the suggestion that the triggering cilantro should be called by any other name by myself (a USAian).
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
To finally spell "coriander" correctly?
pfft
Are you triggered by the word "coriander"?
I'm triggered by the suggestion that the triggering cilantro should be called by any other name by myself (a USAian).
In the US, the leaves are usually called cilantro and the seeds (same plant) are called coriander. I don't know why; Wikipedia probably does, but .
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
In the US, the leaves are usually called cilantro and the seeds (same plant) are called coriander.
i call then delicious!
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@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
In the US, the leaves are usually called cilantro and the seeds (same plant) are called coriander.
i call then delicious!
@Karla triggered