Quotes Out of Context
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@Gąska wrote:
Last names aren't the only long things we have.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Fuck horses
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@topspin it gets especially funny when you know his hobbies.
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@remi said:
I have a more twisted mind than most people
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Cardi B said:
I’m a good ass-fucking mom
Appropriate Rosie transformation applied.
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There is no way for me to say this without ending up in QOOC
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@HardwareGeek said :
We have normal, industrial-size dumpsters (which people like to bang
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@Cursorkeys said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Jaloopa
Just the tip?And only for a minute!
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@anotherusername said
If swallowing isn't for you, you could always try spitting it out.
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@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername said
If swallowing isn't for you, you could always try spitting it out.Pinging @kt_.
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@Gribnit said:
I still stand by this even though it now verges on the helpful.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername said
If swallowing isn't for you, you could always try spitting it out.Pinging @kt_.
Sure, I'll pass on the message to your mom.
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@kt_ fuck off. My family life is hard enough without creepy programmers looking for pity sex.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@kt_ fuck off. My family life is hard enough without creepy programmers looking for pity sex.
Ok, sorry. Got carried away. I'll cease and desist from now on.
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@anotherusername said
I swallowed...
(after making sure to get it all around in my mouth) and I'm in minor discomfort now. It's mostly a good hurt at the moment though.
(you asked for it...)
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@Polygeekery said :
For me it is more of a catharsis from knowing that I pissed
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@hungrier it happens when you drink too much beer and you don't want to break the seal.
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@LaoC said:
You know, if ever you need a good, hard debunking, I'm here for you.
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@Polygeekery said:
You want something around 1/4" thick to really support weight
Filed under: Junk in the trunk
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@izzion So 1/4" ought to be enough for anybody?
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@anonymous234 said:
it only takes one person to [...] make a crack
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@xaade said :
like a library book to have sex with.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@xaade said :
like a library book to have sex with.
Yes, there is porn of that.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
harder
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@Gąska said :
Shell scripts are some of the deepest fucking
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@hungrier you could've quoted it a bit differently and get even better result.
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@Luhmann said in Programming Confessions Thread:
These butt implants are going too far
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@Zecc oye! No context!
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My rule is: no context unless just a little bit of insufficient context makes it funnier.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
My rule is: no context unless just a little bit of insufficient context makes it funnier.
*Huff* Fiinnnne....
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@Tsaukpaetra upvoted for pretty.
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I was never afraid that our run could die to those cookie cocks.
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@topspin said :
And their shit smells
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@Tsaukpaetra Is that Irish Girl?
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@topspin No... Irish girl is hot.
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@izzion No... punctuation is important.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername said:
No Irish girl is hot.
I'll beg your pardon, sir!
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@anotherusername said:
@izzion So 1/4" ought to be enough for anybody?
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra Is that Irish Girl?
I rish it was.
Gets rejected even by the Bad Jokes Thread.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra Is that Irish Girl?
I rish it was.
Gets rejected even by the Bad Jokes Thread.
'd by the small print.
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@anotherusername said:
I guess I'm just using my hand...
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername said:
I guess I'm just using my hand...
@Gąska said:
My right hand is 5x slower than my left hand.
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@Gąska said:
my left hand reaches all the way
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@dkf said:
quite a large one usually…
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