Quotes Out of Context
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@anotherusername said
Admittedly, it was somewhat ambiguous the way I said it. But I knew what I meant...
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Clearly it wasn't enough kill!
Punchy, punchy, mustachey, mustachey!
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@gąska said:
It's not like I'm a pedophile, but
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@boomzilla said:
I'm sure a lot of people might agree with , but I'd bet that some wouldn't.
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
I'm sure a lot of people might agree with , but I'd bet that some wouldn't.
QfT
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@boner said:
the meat became lodged in his throat
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@masonwheeler said
And I love me some purple Ms...
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the more you do it, the easier it gets
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@boomzilla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Groaner said
the more you do it, the easier it gets
Oye! You could attribute that at least!
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
Oye! You could attribute that at least!
Too much context.
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@Polygeekery said:
grows quickly and becomes very Woody
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@tsaukpaetra said:
Oftentimes those mistakes are quite messy.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@julianlam said
the spots are narrower, so it's hard
Paging @Perverted_Vixen
Just because it's hard doesn't mean it's not worth doing.
In fact it's often the opposite.
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@perverted_vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
Just because it's hard doesn't mean it's not worth doing.
There's things that can't be done unless it's hard
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i know it in my water
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@nedfodder said:
WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING
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@pie_flavor said :
Can't abide the fucking
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Huh, I'm not getting any acetone...
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said :
Can't abide the fucking
their loss. it's FUN!
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Is it wrong to have such strong sexual feelings towards food?
That's Japan's official tourism slogan!
Filed Under: Some juxts just need to be positioned...
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Not sure if the rest of the post was serious, or if it was still talking about blowjobs.
My nipples do not look like that.
That's fine and all, but I don't really want to drink out of the toilet.
Shocked response, with an empty promise to rage quit.
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Why do all of these look like some unfortunate bodily fluid?
It's so pale and white and dry... like me!
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Just give me a moment to compile myself...
It smells like a night of regret.
Filed Under: I may be overdoing it with the particular source of quotes
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Again with the removal of context. What ABOUT the Chipotle burrito bowl?
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You may have accidentally installed a virus known as PHP.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
You may have accidentally installed a virus known as PHP.
That quote doesn't need context.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
Is it wrong to have such strong sexual feelings towards
foodschool girls?That's Japan's official tourism slogan!
Filed under: FTFY
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I love high-quality shitposts
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FBI is now outsourcing to Argentina... Thanks, Obama.
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implemented... via Indian loom punch cards and a webcam is implementation-detail.
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(I invented Mayonnaise)
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@anotherusername said:
I have no clue how that was supposed to fit in.
Filed under: If you want anything :giggity:ne right, you have to :giggity: it yourself
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fist-fucking? most definitely
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@pie_flavor said:
fist-fucking
@anotherusername said:
I have no clue how that was supposed to fit in.
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Pigeon enemas are very important.
Filed Under: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z of Z
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Because I am still re-watching this crap:
He's a punchline with basic coding ability!
I wouldn't conspire to have a food truck bring you a bad sandwich.
[A]n entire ten minutes on my knees, fucking a handful of my own shit.
More bugs than my dad's mons pubis.
(Apparently, Jim's father ordered the fillet of cod... )
Filed Under: Not all from the same entry.
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People fucking Konami out in the wild.
All the joys of using git, but without the pretentious Linux community
My wife is really tempted to start drawing penises on those things.
Your answer only raises more questions.
A dumpster full of wasps that's on fire, and the fire is made out of racism!
a load of spunk-filled garbage bags
Filed Under: Separated, and lifted, by a common language (oops, wrong kind of bags... but maybe it's on those bags?)
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Would really suck if waving my butt caused all 4 to trigger.
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Is this question the result of a newly prescribed Viagra?
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@thecpuwizard said:
Fair enough, but then also seemingly irrelevant since this entire thread is all about packages
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Any game designer worth their salt can throw together a Skinner box.
QFT. Getting players hooked isn't very difficult; something as mindless as Candy Crush, Flappy Bird, or Farmville can manage it. Making a game which people will enjoy, regardless of whether they are hooked or not, is hard, doubly so if you're goal is to keep them playing over a long time. Some of the worst games ever made are also very addictive, despite being a dull, tedious, and annoying experience. I don't know about anyone else, but my own experience with Cutie Riot, which is terrible game that I have had a lot of trouble getting away from, is more than enough proof of this in my mind.
OK, enough context. Sorry 'bout that.
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you have to give up otherwise inalienable consumer rights the second you touch a Turing machine.
for the love of the gods, stop it with emailing attachments and links.
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The good thing about Unix is when it screws up, it does so very quickly.
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@dreikin said in
my uncle is constantly wearing out the knees on his jeans.
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He should try kneepads. They work like a charm, especially if you are gonna be down there for a while.
Filed Under: They don't do much for sore jaws or chapped lips, though.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
He should try kneepads. They work like a charm, especially if you are gonna be down there for a while.
Filed Under: They don't do much for sore jaws or chapped lips, though.
He wears those out pretty fast, too.
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@scholrlea said:
He should try kneepads. They work like a charm, especially if you are gonna be down there for a while.
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You know, I have heard good things about 'winning'. New plan, let's try that!
Filed Under: I wonder if any of my ancestors were in his army... probably not, I expect that they were all just peasants.
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It sounds like we need to give all our cards condoms nowadays...