Quotes Out of Context
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I fully support that form of firing.
Rep. Blumenauer:
I was initially under the impression that my staff was sharing a copy of The Onion, until I realized this story was, in fact, true.
TBF, I would probably think the same thing. Or, as I once put it before myself in a similar situation,
That sobbing you now hear is the writers and editors for The Onion, Harvard Lampoon, Heuristic Squelch, and dozens of other satirical periodicals realizing they can never, ever out-weird the truth.
Filed Under: Toddler Politician Serial Killers. Sounds plausible!
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
I tried this on IE 6 and my computer caught fire.
All contexts applicable.
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When you get a Utah Republican and a Oregon Democrat both coming after you... you fucked up somewhere.
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It's like a divorce in my mouth!
It's time to juggle some bellends!
Filed Under: I love catching Bellends when playing Poke-A-Man
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@karla said :
I screw that up all the time.
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This is taxidermy gone wrong!
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Devoxx:
Why can you control chickens over the Internet?
Devoxx:
Totes McGoats!
Devoxx:
You're just setting yourself on fire at that point.
Devoxx:
Back to the paint drinking...
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
Devoxx:
Why can you control chickens over the Internet?
Devoxx:
Totes McGoats!
Devoxx:
You're just setting yourself on fire at that point.
Devoxx:
Back to the paint drinking...
Huh. Was it here I saw that video? Must have, that would be hella coincidental if someone started quoting a year old video just when I watched it yesterday...
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Yes and no, I'd guess. The video these are from wasn't posted here until today AFAICT, but another video by the same speaker was posted in the "Internet of Shit" thread yesterday, and it was from the links that came up after the end of that one that I found the one the quotes are from. I did post that one in reply to to TwelveBaud's post in the same thread a few hours ago, though. Also, the "Totes McGoats" thing appears in both of them.
I'm guessing you watched the first video, then followed the link to this one the same way I did.
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FYI, if you click the smaller "reply" button on my post, it puts a nice little link back to mine so I know you're replying to me (in case you don't want to @mention me for whatever reason).
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@tsaukpaetra sigh I thought I had clicked that one. Mii R Teh Dumaas.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
sigh I thought I had clicked that one.
Probably the only acceptable context allowed in this thread and you slipped.
Don't worry, you'll get used to it!
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Probably past it's sell-by date, but I expect it's fresh enough:
Can't be done! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!
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@ScholRLEA said:
multiple skulls would just muddy the water
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To food! Food is logical.
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Remy wrote:
One of the selling points of a language like Java is that it comes with a rich standard library of useful classes. This allows developers to completely ignore those useful features, and instead reinvent the wheel badly. Once this novel square wheel has come off the assembly line, it becomes the defacto standard for the organization.
Someone with his head up his ass wrote:
Java.util is a big black box, nobody understands how it works
Standard libraries, how the fuck do they work?
It gets better:
And we know it works, because I copied a lot of this code off StackOverflow.
Filed Under: Code Monkey Barbie wrote: "Standard libraries are hard!"
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@scholrlea Added the Juggalo macro, but then I made this one, too:
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Or would you rather live to legal drinking age?
@Jaloopa wrote:
Is there an ass based fanfic you haven't read?
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@cursorkeys said
I think most of it leaked straight back out unfortunately.
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@sloosecannon said:
It's simpler just to put it in...
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The only thing I do with the client is swear at it
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@pjh said
It's not as if it was that long, or it didn't feel that long.
Filed under: Low hanging fruit
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@boomzilla said:
I wasn't expecting some sort of Spanish Inquisition!
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@sloosecannon said in Quotes Out of Context:
@zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@sloosecannon said:
It's simpler just to put it in...
Ouch
No, "ouch" is when you have to use a coathanger to get it back out.
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@pie_flavor said :
You're still putting circular clown meat in your mouth.
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said :
You're still putting circular clown meat in your mouth.
:thatsthejoke.jpg.vbs:
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@blek said:
Stop worrying and embrace your inner ass.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@blek said:
Stop worrying and embrace your inner ass.
In some of the unluckier inhabitants of blekistan, a tapeworm is embracing it for them.
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@pie_flavor said
You're still putting circular clown meat in your mouth.
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Chipmunks have excellent judgment!
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TIL there is an echo in some threads ...
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
TIL there is an echo in some threads ...
Literally the purpose of this thread, actually...
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Alcohol and jet engines are a bad combo
No, really?
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Of course, by now the market has evolved to the point that each fetish has its own sprawling community, full of subgenres, and you can't Google brownie recipes without running into five of them.
And what hyperbolic discussion is complete without bringing in Hitler?
the best way to inform and educate people and get them to listen to you is to make multiple posts in all caps.
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No matter what you see in the movies, 90% of scientific research is done in offices, by guys sitting at desks pounding away at computers and reading very, very thick reports written by people who never took a Humanities class.
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Ohh, I missed this one before! Admittedly, the context is kinda obvious.
There are not enough s in the interwebz to properly describe Equifax.
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From the comments on a blog post I found via Troy Hunt (security researcher known for haveibeenpwned)'s Twitter feed:
Weâre also building a project to centralize all of them into an easy to use, open source platform:
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Here's a blast from the past:
Great bouncing satan on a pogo-stick. No. It can't be real. Please tell me it's not real.
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@xaade said:
Am I the only guy that feels more manly when covered in shit?
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So you're saying my own magic is trolling me.
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@blakeyrat said:
It's like jacking off a Dalek. It was a dark time.
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Simon, start up the Wayback Machine!
@dkf:
He's in my personal list of people to never interact with on the grounds that he's actively madder than a bucket full of squirrels on psilocybins.
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@Harrison said:
I'm not a troublemaker, I don't even have yellow clothes!
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You guys could make 'foot pussy' a thing.
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@Arantor said:
I'd feel comfortable doing them for money
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A long time ago in a message board an Intarweb away...
But my invisible shoulder pangolin said it was all right!
Super Rare Lisp was only introduced to sell more Lisp booster packs. >_<
@Guest:
The short answer is No. The long answer is . . . No.