TDWTF Plays Zork I


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    Sandy Beach                                      Score: 173      Moves: 244
    >get buoy
    Taken.
    You notice something funny about the feel of the buoy.
    >go east
    Sandy Beach
    (You are in the magic boat.)
    You are on a large sandy beach on the east shore of the river, which is flowing
    quickly by. A path runs beside the river to the south here, and a passage is
    partially buried in sand to the northeast.
    There is a shovel here. (outside the magic boat)
    >stand up
    I don't know the word 'stand'.
    >open buoy
    Opening the red buoy reveals a large emerald.
    >get emerald
    Taken.
    >drop buoy
    Dropped.
    >exit boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >leave boat
    You're not carrying the magic boat.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot get shovel
    go northeast


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    Sandy Beach                                      Score: 173      Moves: 246
    Sandy Beach
    (You are in the magic boat.)
    You are on a large sandy beach on the east shore of the river, which is flowing
    quickly by. A path runs beside the river to the south here, and a passage is
    partially buried in sand to the northeast.
    There is a shovel here. (outside the magic boat)
    >stand up
    I don't know the word 'stand'.
    >open buoy
    Opening the red buoy reveals a large emerald.
    >get emerald
    Taken.
    >drop buoy
    Dropped.
    >exit boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >leave boat
    You're not carrying the magic boat.
    >get shovel
    Taken.
    >go northeast
    You can't control the boat with words.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot leave the motherfucking boat already


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    Sandy Beach                                      Score: 173      Moves: 246
    You are on a large sandy beach on the east shore of the river, which is flowing
    quickly by. A path runs beside the river to the south here, and a passage is
    partially buried in sand to the northeast.
    There is a shovel here. (outside the magic boat)
    >stand up
    I don't know the word 'stand'.
    >open buoy
    Opening the red buoy reveals a large emerald.
    >get emerald
    Taken.
    >drop buoy
    Dropped.
    >exit boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >leave boat
    You're not carrying the magic boat.
    >get shovel
    Taken.
    >go northeast
    You can't control the boat with words.
    >leave the motherfucking boat already
    I don't know the word 'motherfucking'.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot land


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    Sandy Beach                                      Score: 173      Moves: 247
    partially buried in sand to the northeast.
    There is a shovel here. (outside the magic boat)
    >stand up
    I don't know the word 'stand'.
    >open buoy
    Opening the red buoy reveals a large emerald.
    >get emerald
    Taken.
    >drop buoy
    Dropped.
    >exit boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >leave boat
    You're not carrying the magic boat.
    >get shovel
    Taken.
    >go northeast
    You can't control the boat with words.
    >leave the motherfucking boat already
    I don't know the word 'motherfucking'.
    >land
    You can't go that way.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot exit from boat


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    Sandy Beach                                      Score: 173      Moves: 247
    >stand up
    I don't know the word 'stand'.
    >open buoy
    Opening the red buoy reveals a large emerald.
    >get emerald
    Taken.
    >drop buoy
    Dropped.
    >exit boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >leave boat
    You're not carrying the magic boat.
    >get shovel
    Taken.
    >go northeast
    You can't control the boat with words.
    >leave the motherfucking boat already
    I don't know the word 'motherfucking'.
    >land
    You can't go that way.
    >exit from boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot get out of boat


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    Sandy Beach                                      Score: 173      Moves: 248
    >open buoy
    Opening the red buoy reveals a large emerald.
    >get emerald
    Taken.
    >drop buoy
    Dropped.
    >exit boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >leave boat
    You're not carrying the magic boat.
    >get shovel
    Taken.
    >go northeast
    You can't control the boat with words.
    >leave the motherfucking boat already
    I don't know the word 'motherfucking'.
    >land
    You can't go that way.
    >exit from boat
    You must supply a verb!
    >get out of boat
    You are on your own feet again.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot save
    z6.qzl
    go northeast
    dig sand with shovel
    dig sand with shovel
    dig sand with shovel
    dig sand with shovel
    drop shovel
    get scarab


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    Sandy Cave                                       Score: 178      Moves: 256
    You must supply a verb!
    >get out of boat
    You are on your own feet again.
    >save
    Enter a file name.
    Default is "z5.qzl": z6.qzl
    Ok.
    >go northeast
    Sandy Cave
    This is a sand-filled cave whose exit is to the southwest.
    >dig sand with shovel
    You seem to be digging a hole here.
    >dig sand with shovel
    The hole is getting deeper, but that's about it.
    >dig sand with shovel
    You are surrounded by a wall of sand on all sides.
    >dig sand with shovel
    You can see a scarab here in the sand.
    >drop shovel
    Dropped.
    >get scarab
    Taken.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot inventory


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    Sandy Cave                                       Score: 178      Moves: 257
    >dig sand with shovel
    You are surrounded by a wall of sand on all sides.
    >dig sand with shovel
    You can see a scarab here in the sand.
    >drop shovel
    Dropped.
    >get scarab
    Taken.
    >inventory
    You are carrying:
    A jeweled scarab
    A large emerald
    A hand-held air pump
    A lamp
    A brown sack
    The brown sack contains:
    A screwdriver
    A sceptre
    A clove of garlic
    A pair of candles
    A matchbook
    A torch
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot go south
    go south
    wave sceptre
    go west
    go west
    get gold


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    Sandy Cave                                       Score: 178      Moves: 259
    >drop shovel
    Dropped.
    >get scarab
    Taken.
    >inventory
    You are carrying:
    A jeweled scarab
    A large emerald
    A hand-held air pump
    A lamp
    A brown sack
    The brown sack contains:
    A screwdriver
    A sceptre
    A clove of garlic
    A pair of candles
    A matchbook
    A torch
    >go south
    You can't go that way.
    >go south
    You can't go that way.
    >
    Sandy Cave                                       Score: 178      Moves: 262
    A hand-held air pump
    A lamp
    A brown sack
    The brown sack contains:
    A screwdriver
    A sceptre
    A clove of garlic
    A pair of candles
    A matchbook
    A torch
    >go south
    You can't go that way.
    >go south
    You can't go that way.
    >wave sceptre
    A dazzling display of color briefly emanates from the sceptre.
    >go west
    You can't go that way.
    >go west
    You can't go that way.
    >get gold
    I can't see any gold here.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot go southwest
    go south
    go south
    wave sceptre
    go west
    go west
    get gold


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    Shore                                            Score: 178      Moves: 264
    >go south
    You can't go that way.
    >go south
    You can't go that way.
    >wave sceptre
    A dazzling display of color briefly emanates from the sceptre.
    >go west
    You can't go that way.
    >go west
    You can't go that way.
    >get gold
    I can't see any gold here.
    >go southwest
    Sandy Beach
    There is an inflated boat here.
    The magic boat contains:
    A red buoy
    >go south
    Shore
    You are on the east shore of the river. The stream here seems somewhat
    treacherous. A path travels from north to south here, the south end quickly
    turning around a sharp corner.
    >
    End of Rainbow                                   Score: 178      Moves: 269
    >go south
    Aragain Falls
    You are at the top of Aragain Falls, an enormous waterfall with a drop of about
    450 feet. The only path here is on the north end.
    A beautiful rainbow can be seen over the falls and to the west.
    >wave sceptre
    Suddenly, the rainbow appears to become solid and, I venture, walkable (I think
    the giveaway was the stairs and bannister).
    >go west
    On the Rainbow
    You are on top of a rainbow (I bet you never thought you would walk on a
    rainbow), with a magnificent view of the Falls. The rainbow travels east-west
    here.
    >go west
    End of Rainbow
    You are on a small, rocky beach on the continuation of the Frigid River past the
    Falls. The beach is narrow due to the presence of the White Cliffs. The river
    canyon opens here and sunlight shines in from above. A rainbow crosses over the
    falls to the east and a narrow path continues to the southwest.
    At the end of the rainbow is a pot of gold.
    >get gold
    Your load is too heavy.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot go southwest
    go up
    go up
    go northwest
    go west
    enter house
    go west
    put scarab in case
    put emerald in case
    put sceptre in case


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    Living Room                                      Score: 199      Moves: 279
    >enter house
    Kitchen
    A clear glass bottle is here.
    The glass bottle contains:
    A quantity of water
    A hot pepper sandwich is here.
    >go west
    Living Room
    There is a skeleton key here.
    Your collection of treasures consists of:
    A crystal skull
    A gold coffin
    A crystal trident
    A trunk of jewels
    A painting
    A bag of coins
    >put scarab in case
    Done.
    >put emerald in case
    Done.
    >put sceptre in case
    Done.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot save
    z6.qzl
    go east
    go east
    go east
    go east
    go down
    go down
    go north


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    End of Rainbow                                   Score: 199      Moves: 287
    >save
    Enter a file name.
    Default is "z6.qzl": z6.qzl
    Ok.
    >go east
    Kitchen
    A clear glass bottle is here.
    The glass bottle contains:
    A quantity of water
    A hot pepper sandwich is here.
    >go east
    Behind House
    >go east
    Clearing
    >go east
    Canyon View
    >go down
    Rocky Ledge
    >go down
    Canyon Bottom
    >go north
    End of Rainbow
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot get gold


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    End of Rainbow                                   Score: 199      Moves: 287
    Default is "z6.qzl": z6.qzl
    Ok.
    >go east
    Kitchen
    A clear glass bottle is here.
    The glass bottle contains:
    A quantity of water
    A hot pepper sandwich is here.
    >go east
    Behind House
    >go east
    Clearing
    >go east
    Canyon View
    >go down
    Rocky Ledge
    >go down
    Canyon Bottom
    >go north
    End of Rainbow
    >get gold
    I can't see any gold here.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot restore
    z6.qzl
    remove garlic from sack


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    Living Room                                      Score: 199      Moves: 281
    A quantity of water
    A hot pepper sandwich is here.
    >go east
    Behind House
    >go east
    Clearing
    >go east
    Canyon View
    >go down
    Rocky Ledge
    >go down
    Canyon Bottom
    >go north
    End of Rainbow
    >get gold
    I can't see any gold here.
    >restore
    Enter a file name.
    Default is "z6.qzl": z6.qzl
    Ok.
    >remove garlic from sack
    Taken.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot go down
    go north
    go east
    go east
    go south
    go south
    touch mirror
    go north
    go west
    go north
    go west
    go north
    get figurine


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    East-West Passage                                Score: 199      Moves: 284
    >go east
    Canyon View
    >go down
    Rocky Ledge
    >go down
    Canyon Bottom
    >go north
    End of Rainbow
    >get gold
    I can't see any gold here.
    >restore
    Enter a file name.
    Default is "z6.qzl": z6.qzl
    Ok.
    >remove garlic from sack
    Taken.
    >go down
    Cellar
    >go north
    The Troll Room
    >go east
    East-West Passage
    >
    Bat Room                                         Score: 204      Moves: 294
    There is a rumble from deep within the earth and the room shakes.
    >go north
    Cold Passage
    >go west
    Slide Room
    There is a sword here.
    >go north
    Mine Entrance
    You are standing at the entrance of what might have been a coal mine. The shaft
    enters the west wall, and there is another exit on the south end of the room.
    >go west
    Squeaky Room
    You are in a small room. Strange squeaky sounds may be heard coming from the
    passage at the north end. You may also escape to the east.
    >go north
    Bat Room
    You are in a small room which has doors only to the east and south.
    In the corner of the room on the ceiling is a large vampire bat who is obviously
    deranged and holding his nose.
    There is an exquisite jade figurine here.
    >get figurine
    Taken.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot save
    z6.qzl
    go east
    put candles in basket
    put screwdriver in basket
    drop torch
    turn on lantern
    go north
    go down
    get bracelet


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    Gas Room                                         Score: 209      Moves: 303
    heavy iron chain is attached.
    At the end of the chain is a basket.
    >put candles in basket
    Done.
    >put screwdriver in basket
    Done.
    >drop torch
    Dropped.
    >turn on lantern
    The lamp is now on.
    >go north
    Smelly Room
    This is a small non-descript room. However, from the direction of a small
    descending staircase a foul odor can be detected. To the south is a narrow
    tunnel.
    >go down
    Gas Room
    This is a small room which smells strongly of coal gas. There is a short climb
    up some stairs and a narrow tunnel leading east.
    There is a sapphire-encrusted bracelet here.
    >get bracelet
    Taken.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot save
    z6.qzl
    go east
    go northeast
    go southeast
    go southwest
    go down
    go down
    go south
    get coal


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    Coal Mine                                        Score: 209      Moves: 305
    Dropped.
    >turn on lantern
    The lamp is now on.
    >go north
    Smelly Room
    This is a small non-descript room. However, from the direction of a small
    descending staircase a foul odor can be detected. To the south is a narrow
    tunnel.
    >go down
    Gas Room
    This is a small room which smells strongly of coal gas. There is a short climb
    up some stairs and a narrow tunnel leading east.
    There is a sapphire-encrusted bracelet here.
    >get bracelet
    Taken.
    >save
    Enter a file name.
    Default is "z6.qzl": z6.qzl
    Ok.
    >go east
    Coal Mine
    This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
    >
    Dead End                                         Score: 209      Moves: 312
    This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
    >go southeast
    Coal Mine
    This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
    >go southwest
    Coal Mine
    This is a non-descript part of a coal mine.
    There is a bloody axe here.
    >go down
    Ladder Top
    This is a very small room. In the corner is a rickety wooden ladder, leading
    downward. It might be safe to descend. There is also a staircase leading upward.
    >go down
    Ladder Bottom
    This is a rather wide room. On one side is the bottom of a narrow wooden ladder.
    To the west and the south are passages leaving the room.
    >go south
    Dead End
    You have come to a dead end in the mine.
    There is a small pile of coal here.
    >get coal
    Taken.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot go north
    go up
    go up
    go north
    go east
    go south
    go north
    go up
    go south
    put coal in basket


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    Shaft Room                                       Score: 209      Moves: 322
    >go up
    Coal Mine
    There is a bloody axe here.
    >go north
    Coal Mine
    >go east
    Coal Mine
    >go south
    Coal Mine
    >go north
    Gas Room
    >go up
    Smelly Room
    >go south
    Shaft Room
    There is a torch here.
    At the end of the chain is a basket.
    The basket contains:
    A screwdriver
    A pair of candles
    >put coal in basket
    Done.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot get candles
    light match
    light candles with match
    put candles in basket


  • 🔀

    Shaft Room                                       Score: 209      Moves: 326
    >go north
    Gas Room
    >go up
    Smelly Room
    >go south
    Shaft Room
    There is a torch here.
    At the end of the chain is a basket.
    The basket contains:
    A screwdriver
    A pair of candles
    >put coal in basket
    Done.
    >get candles
    Taken.
    >light match
    One of the matches starts to burn.
    >light candles with match
    The candles are lighted.
    The match has gone out.
    >put candles in basket
    Done.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot lower basket
    go north
    go down
    go east
    go northeast
    go southeast
    go southwest
    go down
    go down
    go west
    drop all


  • 🔀

    Timber Room                                      Score: 209      Moves: 336
    Coal Mine
    >go southwest
    Coal Mine
    There is a bloody axe here.
    >go down
    Ladder Top
    >go down
    Ladder Bottom
    >go west
    Timber Room
    This is a long and narrow passage, which is cluttered with broken timbers. A
    wide passage comes from the east and turns at the west end of the room into a
    very narrow passageway. From the west comes a strong draft.
    There is a broken timber here.
    >drop all
    sapphire bracelet: Dropped.
    jade figurine: Dropped.
    clove of garlic: Dropped.
    hand-held air pump: Dropped.
    lamp: Dropped.
    brown sack: Fatal error: Stack overflow
    [Hit any key to exit.]

  • Considered Harmful

    Yeehaw! @error I broke it again somehow.


  • Considered Harmful

    @pie_flavor Good job 👍.

    That error came from the child process though, nothing I can do to fix it.


  • Considered Harmful


  • 🔀

    u_setup.blorb_file /home/frotz/game/zork_1.blb
    u_setup.blorb_name zork_1.blb

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    West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
    Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 15 / Serial number ������
    West of House
    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
    door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot restore
    z6.qzl


  • 🔀

    Gas Room                                         Score: 209      Moves: 304
    ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
    Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 15 / Serial number ������
    West of House
    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
    door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
    >restore
    Enter a file name.
    Default is "zork_1.qzl": z6.qzl
    Ok.
    >

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    West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
    Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 15 / Serial number ������
    West of House
    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
    door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
    >

  • 🔀

    West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
    Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 15 / Serial number ������
    West of House
    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
    door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
    >

  • Considered Harmful

    @error_bot !restore
    z6.qzl


  • 🔀

    West of House                                    Score: 0        Moves: 0
    ZORK: The Great Underground Empire - Part I
    Copyright (c) 1980 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    ZORK is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.
    Release 15 / Serial number ������
    West of House
    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
    door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
    >z6.qzl
    I don't know the word 'z6'.
    >

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