TDWTF Plays Zork I
-
@error_bot hold glass bottle
-
hold glass bottle
You can't see any glass bottle here!Dam Score: 54 Moves: 184 >
-
@clippy Might be in the sack.
-
@error_bot open sack
-
open sack
It is already open.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 185 >
-
@error_bot put things in sack
-
put things in sack
I don't know the word "things".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 185 >
-
@error_bot get a dictionary then
-
get a dictionary then
I don't know the word "dictionary".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 185 >
-
@error_bot do you know any common words?
-
do you know any common words?
I don't know the word "do".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 185 >
-
@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
get a dictionary then
I don't know the word "dictionary".Best possible response.
-
@error_bot kill @ben_lubar with axe
-
Best possible response.
I don't know the word "best".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 185 >
-
kill @ben_lubar with axe
I don't know the word "@ben_lubar".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 185 >!0_1468425194024_upload-b6f3161f-3323-440c-910b-eebe99cc844c/uploads/files/14
I don't know the word
"!0_1468425194024_upload-b6f3161f-3323-440c-910b-eebe99cc844c/uploads/files/14"
.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 185 >
-
@clippy said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
@error_bot kill @ben_lubar with axe
error_bot himself has to deal with this issue. It's why this thread is "take 3."
-
@error_bot
diagnostic
look
inventory
-
diagnostic
You are in perfect health.
You can be killed by a serious wound.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 186 >look
Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 187 >inventory
You are carrying:
A platinum bar
A bloody axe
A brown sack
A rope
A nasty knife
A broken clockwork canary
A broken jewel-encrusted egg
A brass lantern (providing light)Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
-
@error_bot save
testing
-
save
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:stupid): testing
Ok.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
-
@error_bot hang yourself with rope
-
hang yourself with rope
I don't know the word "hang".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
-
@error_bot kill yourself with rope
-
kill yourself with rope
I don't know the word "yourself".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
-
@error_bot kill self with rope
-
kill self with rope
Suicide is not the answer.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 189 >
-
@error_bot kill self with axe
-
kill self with axe
If you insist.... Poof, you're dead!**** You have died ****
Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I
can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to
be sunlight.Forest Score: 44 Moves: 190 >
-
@error_bot restore
testing
-
restore
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:testing): testing
Ok.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
-
@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
Default is C:testing
I must remember to check if it's dumping over my root directory when I get home.
INB4
config.sys
Filed under: That file is still relevant, right?
-
@error_bot tie rope to axe
-
I must remember to check if it's dumping over my root volume when I get home.
I don't know the word "must".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >INB4
config.sys
I don't know the word "inb4".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >---
I don't know the word "---".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >Filed under: That file is still relevant, right?#tag
I don't know the word "filed".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 188 >
-
tie rope to axe
You can't tie the rope to that.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 189 >
-
@error_bot save
autoexec.what
-
save
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:testing): autoexec.what
Ok.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 189 >
-
@error_bot your system file was eaten by a grue
-
your system file was eaten by a grue
I don't know the word "your".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 189 >
-
@error_bot look
-
look
Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 190 >
-
@error_bot I don't know what scramble down or sluice gate means
-
I don't know what scramble down or sluice gate means
I don't know the word "don't".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 190 >
-
@error_bot take bubble
-
take bubble
It is an integral part of the control panel.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 191 >
-
@error_bot hit bubble
-
hit bubble
What do you want to hit the bubble with?Dam Score: 54 Moves: 191 >
-
@error_bot I'm glad we're in the same level
-
@error_bot hit bubble with fist
-
I'm glad we're in the same level
I don't know the word "i'm".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 191 >
-
hit bubble with fist
I don't know the word "fist".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 191 >