TDWTF Plays Zork I
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@error_bot hit bubble with hands
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hit bubble with hands
I've known strange people, but fighting a green bubble?Dam Score: 54 Moves: 192 >
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@error_bot examine green bubble
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examine green bubble
There's nothing special about the green bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 193 >
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I'm really hoping I didn't lose the game by breaking that egg and canary.
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@error_bot wind canary
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wind canary
There is an unpleasant grinding noise from inside the canary.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 194 >
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This thread is killing my posts/likes ratio. Next error_bot module: he likes everything I post.
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@error just create an alt for it, or put the game in it's own website
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@error said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
This thread is killing my posts/likes ratio. Next error_bot module: he likes everything I post.
Evil ideas thread: List of allies and foes that he stalks and automatically up- or down-votes.
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Reservoir South
You are in a long room on the south shore of a large lake, far too deep and
wide for crossing.
There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing
southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the
southeast.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 195 >
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@error_bot e
e
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Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 196 >e
Dam Base
You are at the base of Flood Control Dam #3, which looms above you and to the
north. The river Frigid is flowing by here. Along the river are the White
Cliffs which seem to form giant walls stretching from north to south along the
shores of the river as it winds its way downstream.
There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 197 >
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You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 198 >
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@error_bot www
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www
I don't know the word "www".Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 198 >
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@error_bot w w w
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w w w
You used the word "w" in a way that I don't understand.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 198 >
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@error_bot w
w
w
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w
You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 199 >w
You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 200 >w
You can't go that way.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 201 >
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Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 202 >
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Deep Canyon
You are on the south edge of a deep canyon. Passages lead off to the east,
northwest and southwest. A stairway leads down. You can hear the sound of
flowing water from below.Deep Canyon Score: 54 Moves: 203 >
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Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 204 >
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Go south, go east, back where I started? The fuck?
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zork on discourse would be cool:
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Toaster: post is too small
N (filler text)
N (filler text)
Toaster: this body is too similar to something you already posted
S (filler text)
Toaster: you're posting too much, let others participate in the discussion
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@clippy I should be able to get several ANSI-terminal based games running concurrently in different threads. I just need to give them independent command queues.
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@error_bot nw
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nw
You can't go that way.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 205 >
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Dam Lobby
This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam.
There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there
is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
Some guidebooks entitled "Flood Control Dam #3" are on the reception desk.
There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 206 >
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@error_bot read guidebook
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read guidebook
(Taken)
" Flood Control Dam #3FCD#3 was constructed in year 783 of the Great Underground Empire to harness
the mighty Frigid River. This work was supported by a grant of 37 million
zorkmids from your omnipotent local tyrant Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive.
This impressive structure is composed of 370,000 cubic feet of concrete, is
256 feet tall at the center, and 193 feet wide at the top. The lake created
behind the dam has a volume of 1.7 billion cubic feet, an area of 12 million
square feet, and a shore line of 36 thousand feet.We will now point out some of the more interesting features of FCD#3 as we
conduct you on a guided tour of the facilities:
1) You start your tour here in the Dam Lobby. You will notice on your
right that....Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 207 >
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@error_bot take matchbook
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take matchbook
You're holding too many things already!Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 208 >
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@error_bot drop guidebook
take matchbook
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drop guidebook
Dropped.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 209 >take matchbook
You're holding too many things already!Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 210 >
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You are carrying:
A platinum bar
A bloody axe
A brown sack
A rope
A nasty knife
A broken clockwork canary
A broken jewel-encrusted egg
A brass lantern (providing light)Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 211 >
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@error_bot drop egg
take matchbook
take guidebook
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drop egg
Dropped.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 212 >take matchbook
Taken.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 213 >take guidebook
You're holding too many things already!Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 214 >
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Maintenance Room
This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam
#3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the
valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons
colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
There is a group of tool chests here.
There is a wrench here.
There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
There is a screwdriver here.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 215 >
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Fucking inventory limit.
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@error_bot drop canary
take wrench
drop bar
take screwdriver
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drop canary
Dropped.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 216 >take wrench
Taken.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 217 >drop bar
Dropped.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 218 >take screwdriver
Taken.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 219 >