TDWTF Plays Zork I
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@error_bot climb window
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climb window
You can't do that!Behind House Score: 54 Moves: 354 >
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@error_bot enter window
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enter window
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the
east is a small window which is open.Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 355 >
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@error_bot go down chimney
take boat
go up chimney
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go down chimney
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 356 >take boat
You can't see any boat here!Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 357 >go up chimney
The chimney doesn't lead upward.Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 358 >
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@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
Har, har.
jump down chimney
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Har, har.
I don't know the word "har".Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 358 >jump down chimney
That sentence isn't one I recognize.Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 358 >
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@error_bot enter chimney
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enter chimney
You hit your head against the chimney as you attempt this feat.Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 359 >
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@error_bot kill chimney
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kill chimney
What do you want to kill the chimney with?Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 359 >
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@error_bot kill chimney with hands
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kill chimney with hands
I've known strange people, but fighting a chimney?Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 360 >
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@error_bot down
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down
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 361 >
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@error_bot look
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look
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used
recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark
staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the
east is a small window which is open.Kitchen Score: 54 Moves: 362 >
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down
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Living Room
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with
strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a
trophy case, and a closed trap door at your feet.Living Room Score: 54 Moves: 363 >down
The trap door is closed.Living Room Score: 54 Moves: 364 >
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@error_bot open trap door
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open trap door
The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into
darkness.Living Room Score: 54 Moves: 365 >down
The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and
a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which
is unclimbable.Cellar Score: 54 Moves: 366 >
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Mkay, that's enough for today.
Except the forest, which is more like:
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@error_bot save
maintenance
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save
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:chimney): maintenance
Ok.Cellar Score: 54 Moves: 366 >
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You are carrying:
A brass lantern (providing light)Cellar Score: 54 Moves: 367 >
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Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and
a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which
is unclimbable.Cellar Score: 54 Moves: 368 >
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The Troll Room
This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole
leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the
walls.The Troll Room Score: 54 Moves: 369 >
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East-West Passage
This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down
at the north end of the room.
There is a bird's nest here.East-West Passage Score: 54 Moves: 370 >
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Round Room
This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them
have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.Round Room Score: 54 Moves: 371 >
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Loud Room
This is a large room with a ceiling which cannot be detected from the ground.
There is a narrow passage from east to west and a stone stairway leading
upward. The room is eerie in its quietness.Loud Room Score: 54 Moves: 372 >
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@error_bot w
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Round Room
This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them
have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.Round Room Score: 54 Moves: 373 >w
East-West Passage
This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down
at the north end of the room.
There is a bird's nest here.East-West Passage Score: 54 Moves: 374 >
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The Troll Room
This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole
leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the
walls.The Troll Room Score: 54 Moves: 375 >
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Cellar
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and
a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which
is unclimbable.Cellar Score: 54 Moves: 376 >s
East of Chasm
You are on the east edge of a chasm, the bottom of which cannot be seen. A
narrow passage goes north, and the path you are on continues to the east.East of Chasm Score: 54 Moves: 377 >
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Gallery
This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with
exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.Gallery Score: 54 Moves: 378 >
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Studio
This appears to have been an artist's studio. The walls and floors are
splattered with paints of 69 different colors. Strangely enough, nothing of
value is hanging here. At the south end of the room is an open door (also
covered with paint). A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace;
although you might be able to get up it, it seems unlikely you could get back
down.
There is a nasty knife here.
There is a rope here.
There is a wrench here.
There is a bloody axe here.
There is a magic boat here.
There is a screwdriver here.
There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
A hot pepper sandwich is here.
There is a ZORK owner's manual here.Studio Score: 54 Moves: 379 >
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@error_bot take knife
take boat
take screwdriver
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take knife
Taken.Studio Score: 54 Moves: 380 >take boat
Taken.Studio Score: 54 Moves: 381 >take screwdriver
Taken.Studio Score: 54 Moves: 382 >
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