TDWTF Plays Zork I
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plug leak with viscous material
By some miracle of Zorkian technology, you have managed to stop the leak in
the dam.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 206 >
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@error_bot
push all buttons
push red button
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push all buttons
blue button: The blue button appears to be jammed.
red button: The lights within the room shut off.
brown button: Click.
yellow button: Click.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 207 >push red button
The lights within the room come on.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 208 >
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@error_bot turn off lamp
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turn off lamp
The brass lantern is now off.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 209 >
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@error_bot
save
plumber
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save
Insert save disk then enter file name.
(Default is C:watercloset): plumber
Ok.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 209 >
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@error_bot
west
south
turn bolt with wrench
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west
Dam Lobby
This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam.
There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there
is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
Some guidebooks entitled "Flood Control Dam #3" are on the reception desk.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 210 >south
Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble which is glowing
serenely.
There is a brown sack here.
The brown sack contains:
A broken jewel-encrusted egg
A broken clockwork canaryDam Score: 54 Moves: 211 >turn bolt with wrench
The sluice gates open and water pours through the dam.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 212 >
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@Cursorkeys You have been eaten by a grue!
I knew eventually this would happen.
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@clippy I was a bit surprised. I wanted to conserve the lamp and thought you would get the 'you are likely to be eaten by a grue' message if there was a risk of that. I guess you aren't safe in any darkness then.
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@error_bot examine control panel
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examine control panel
There's nothing special about the control panel.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 213 >
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@error_bot double click control panel
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double click control panel
I don't know the word "double".Dam Score: 54 Moves: 213 >
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You are carrying:
A viscous material
A screwdriver
A wrench
A matchbook
A bloody axe
A rope
A nasty knife
A brass lanternDam Score: 54 Moves: 214 >
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Dam Base
You are at the base of Flood Control Dam #3, which looms above you and to the
north. The river Frigid is flowing by here. Along the river are the White
Cliffs which seem to form giant walls stretching from north to south along the
shores of the river as it winds its way downstream.
There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 215 >
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@error_bot up
w
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up
Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates are open, and water rushes through the dam. The water level
behind the dam is still high.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble which is glowing
serenely.
There is a brown sack here.
The brown sack contains:
A broken jewel-encrusted egg
A broken clockwork canaryDam Score: 54 Moves: 216 >w
You have moved into a dark place.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 217 >
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@error_bot turn on lantern
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turn on lantern
The brass lantern is now on.Reservoir South
You are in a long room. To the north is a large lake, too deep to cross. You
notice, however, that the water level appears to be dropping at a rapid rate.
Before long, it might be possible to cross to the other side from here.
There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing
southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the
southeast.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 218 >
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@error_bot wait
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wait
Time passes...
The water level is now quite low here and you could easily cross over to the
other side.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 219 >
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Reservoir
You are on what used to be a large lake, but which is now a large mud pile.
There are "shores" to the north and south.
Lying half buried in the mud is an old trunk, bulging with jewels.Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 220 >
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@error_bot take jewels
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take jewels
Your load is too heavy.Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 221 >
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@error_bot drop wrench
take jewels
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drop wrench
Dropped.Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 222 >take jewels
Your load is too heavy.Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 223 >
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@error_bot open trunk
look in trunk
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open trunk
The jewels are safely inside; there's no need to do that.Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 224 >look in trunk
There are lots of jewels in there.Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 225 >
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@error_bot take wrench
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take wrench
Taken.
A seedy-looking individual with a large bag just wandered through the room. On
the way through, he quietly abstracted some valuables from the room and from
your possession, mumbling something about "Doing unto others before..."Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 226 >
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The fuck!
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This post is deleted!
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I've been robbed! And fbmac'd!
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You are carrying:
A wrench
A viscous material
A screwdriver
A matchbook
A bloody axe
A rope
A nasty knife
A brass lantern (providing light)Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 227 >
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@error Doesn't look like you actually got robbed to me....
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@pydsigner He stole fbmac's post.
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@error_bot take jewels
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take jewels
You can't see any jewels here!Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 228 >
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Robbed, I say.
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@error_bot /ban fbmac "Filthy thief"
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BAN fbmac "Filthy thief"
I don't know the word "ban".Reservoir Score: 54 Moves: 228 >
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@otter said in TDWTF Plays Zork I:
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