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Paul Reubens (aka Peewee Herman) passed away recently, just a few days before his 71st birthday.
Peewee Herman.
71.
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Have been trying to buy a small rug or mat I can put by the door for the wiping of feet. This is not particularly exciting or interesting.
But I found a floor rug earlier, at least it claimed to be one, except it said quite clearly on the description: no foot traffic.
What does that mean? It's decorative floor-wear? You're meant to hang it up as art?
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@Arantor Motor vehicles only.
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Have been trying to buy a small rug or mat I can put by the door for the wiping of feet.
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@Zerosquare sadly this mat I am looking for is for the garden door which is not generally accessible to regular folks, but otherwise absolutely!
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@Arantor Go around. Then go away.
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@Applied-Mediocrity to get to the garden entrance requires dealing with a padlock and a bolted-from-the-inside wooden door. Assuming you even find the entrance to the alleyway in the first place because even though it’s a metal gate, it’s hidden behind a lot of leafy stuff which gives it a secret garden kind of feel.
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@Arantor Keep your fax machines in your secret garden then, away from my playing cards
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I have one of those
it shows that I spend too much time at the computer, my preference for dark themes and my welcoming nature.
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@MrL I regret that I have only one to give.
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My little breakout game is a 27MB export from Godot as a web project, 65MB as a Windows exe.
If I want to strip the builds down I need to sit and recompile Godot to make new export templates.
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I have one of those
it shows that I spend too much time at the computer, my preference for dark themes and my welcoming nature.
I guess the "go away" version would say "Return"
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Status: Nothing to see here...
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@Tsaukpaetra I'm more annoyed that they're not in order.
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My little breakout game is a 27MB export from Godot as a web project, 65MB as a Windows exe.
If I want to strip the builds down I need to sit and recompile Godot to make new export templates.
Update: have installed as per the Godot manual Emscripten, Python and SCons, which means I now have Emscripten, Python, plus Emscripten's own copy of Python and Node and whateverthefuckelse and SCons.
My terminal is just scrolling many, many lines of text, and naturally the instructions to get the thing going were... not entirely correct. Open sores and all that.
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have installed as per the Godot manual Emscripten, Python and SCons
IOW, to make your game smaller you have to fill up your HD more
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@TimeBandit Yup because the default build template comes with the full-fat does-everything version of the Godot runtime, whereas I can drop 3D support, the extended GUI stuff etc etc
I'm baffled though at how the Windows desktop version of the same thing is 65MB though.
800KB of assets + source.
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I'm baffled though at how the Windows desktop version of the same thing is 65MB though.
800KB of assets + source.A very efficient compiler
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....and the compilation failed with a cryptic error deep down in the build for Emscripten.
wasm-ld: error: D:\Tools\emsdk-main\upstream\emscripten\cache\sysroot\lib\wasm32-emscripten\lto\libc-mt-debug.a(scalbnf.o): attempt to add bitcode file after LTO. em++: error: 'D:/Tools/emsdk-main/upstream/bin\wasm-ld.exe -o bin\godot.web.template_release.wasm32.wasm platform\web\audio_driver_web.web.template_release.wasm32.o platform\web\display_server_web.web.template_release.wasm32.o platform\web\http_client_web.web.template_release.wasm32.o platform\web\javascript_bridge_singleton.web.template_release.wasm32.o platform\web\web_main.web.template_release.wasm32.o platform\web\os_web.web.template_release.wasm32.o platform\web\api\web_tools_editor_plugin.web.template_release.wasm32.o platform\web\web_runtime.web.template_release.wasm32.o main\libmain.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodules.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_dds.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_gdscript.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_glslang.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_lightmapper_rd.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_minimp3.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_raycast.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_squish.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_webp.web.template_release.wasm32.a modules\libmodule_zip.web.template_release.wasm32.a platform\libplatform.web.template_release.wasm32.a drivers\libdrivers.web.template_release.wasm32.a scene\libscene.web.template_release.wasm32.a servers\libservers.web.template_release.wasm32.a core\libcore.web.template_release.wasm32.a -LD:\Tools\emsdk-main\upstream\emscripten\cache\sysroot\lib\wasm32-emscripten\lto D:\Tools\emsdk-main\upstream\emscripten\cache\sysroot\lib\wasm32-emscripten\lto\crtbegin.o -lGL-mt-webgl2-ofb -lal -lhtml5 -lbulkmemory -lstubs-debug -lc-mt-debug -ldlmalloc-mt -lcompiler_rt-mt -lc++-mt-noexcept -lc++abi-debug-mt-noexcept -lsockets-mt -mllvm -combiner-global-alias-analysis=false -mllvm -enable-emscripten-sjlj -mllvm -disable-lsr C:\Users\sleep\AppData\Local\Temp\tmpmcfrd9t0libemscripten_js_symbols.so --import-memory --shared-memory --strip-debug --export-if-defined=main --export-if-defined=_emscripten_thread_init --export-if-defined=_emscripten_thread_exit --export-if-defined=_emscripten_thread_crashed --export-if-defined=_emscripten_tls_init --export-if-defined=pthread_self --export-if-defined=__start_em_asm --export-if-defined=__stop_em_asm --export-if-defined=__start_em_lib_deps --export-if-defined=__stop_em_lib_deps --export-if-defined=__start_em_js --export-if-defined=__stop_em_js --export-if-defined=__main_argc_argv --export-if-defined=fflush --export=emscripten_stack_get_end --export=emscripten_stack_get_free --export=emscripten_stack_get_base --export=emscripten_stack_get_current --export=emscripten_stack_init --export=stackSave --export=stackRestore --export=stackAlloc --export=__errno_location --export=_emscripten_thread_free_data --export=emscripten_main_runtime_thread_id --export=emscripten_main_thread_process_queued_calls --export=_emscripten_run_on_main_thread_js --export=emscripten_stack_set_limits --export=__get_temp_ret --export=__set_temp_ret --export=__funcs_on_exit --export=__wasm_call_ctors --export=_emscripten_thread_init --export=_emscripten_thread_exit --export-table -z stack-size=65536 --initial-memory=33554432 --max-memory=2147483648 --no-entry --stack-first' failed (returned 1) scons: *** [bin\godot.web.template_release.wasm32.js] Error 1 scons: building terminated because of errors. [Time elapsed: 00:05:42.170]
woo.
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Frantic Googling tells me the issue is that I have a too new version of Emscripten (which is what the docs told me to install), and having fixed that, it builds.
This is why I never seriously got into any of the neat shit back in the days when I had more time, because every time I wanted to learn C or do anything interesting with things I found online, I'd always have to contend with shit like this with esoteric and non-descript errors that I had no comprehension of at the time and no resources to help me work around it.
Like, I'd get a hello world to compile but as soon as I tried to do anything beyond that (up to and including following tutorials), I'd hit so many weird errors that I gave up and went to Visual Basic and then PHP where none of this shit ever really happened to me.
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@Tsaukpaetra I'm more annoyed that they're not in order.
They are in order. They are in alphabetical order by name. Unfortunately, that's not how calendars are arranged.
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I have one of those
it shows that I spend too much time at the computer, my preference for dark themes and my welcoming nature.
at the back door, right?
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@Gern_Blaanston you mean my calendar here that says April, August, December, February, January, July, June, March, May, November, October, September is wrong?
Shit, it was such good value from Wish as well.
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@Arantor do we have an "insane shit they sell on wish.com" thread?
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@topspin not that I recall but that’s practically a TV Tropes level timesink and I, uh,
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@Gern_Blaanston they could conceivably be in (reverse) chronological order, depending on which year each of these month names corresponds to...
At least, Office_new is surely the oldest of them
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I have one of those
It makes me wonder how many people coming to your door saw that, walked back to the street, turned right and looked to see where the actual entrance is.
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I have one of those
It makes me wonder how many people coming to your door saw that, walked back to the street, turned right and looked to see where the actual entrance is.
Hopefully very many.
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@Tsaukpaetra I'm more annoyed that they're not in order.
They are. Just not the order you want.
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@BernieTheBernie
It's a work in progress
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@BernieTheBernie
It's a work in progressIs that also why no Office_final_final(1) ?
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@Arantor
Or an Office_old and Office_old_old ... there clearly is room for improvement
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@Luhmann there are definitely months I’d prefer to restore from a backup in the clbuttic
_old
folder tradition.
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@Arantor
oh almost forgot: one of those months is from 2019.
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@Arantor
oh almost forgot: one of those months is from 2019.If it’s July 2019 I’ll take that, had a great holiday that month I’d quite like to have again on my calendar.
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@Arantor
euh ... you only get the office version from that month this isn't a frikkin' time machine
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@Arantor
oh almost forgot: one of those months is from 2019.Thanksfully, no.
For now.
Though why there's so many copies I'll have no idea. We're not deploying any of the old versions once the new one is validated, so what's the point in keeping them?
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@Arantor do we have an "insane shit they sell on wish.com" thread?
Threads are free! Wish.com threads are even cheaper.
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
@Arantor do we have an "insane shit they sell on wish.com" thread?
Threads are free! Wish.com threads are even cheaper.
I assure you the problem here isn't the thread tax.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:
Thanksfully, no.
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Why.
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@kazitor Because beaver!
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@Gern_Blaanston said in WTF Bites:
@Tsaukpaetra I'm more annoyed that they're not in order.
They are in order. They are in alphabetical order by name. Unfortunately, that's not how calendars are arranged.
Some of us have opinions about that.
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What the absolute fuck.
We knew that Tesla operates a fleet of creepy data hoovers, but what those other brands are doing was kinda new to me:Nissan earned its second-to-last spot for collecting some of the creepiest categories of data we have ever seen. It’s worth reading the review in full, but you should know it includes your “sexual activity.” Not to be out done, Kia also mentions they can collect information about your “sex life” in their privacy policy. Oh, and six car companies say they can collect your “genetic information” or “genetic characteristics.” Yes, reading car privacy policies is a scary endeavor.
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it includes your “sexual activity.”