WTF Bites
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@levicki Let's play the error-roulette again!
@error_bot xkcd home assistants
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Mmm, seems like @error forgot it in the trunk. Again.
Anyway, for reference, the proper answer is, as usual, the first Google hit for what I put i.e.:
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@levicki I think there's one more reason to summon @error here, because I'm quite puzzled by the items you posted. I see what they are, but how would you use them and why??? You're going to stick your dick in a fake pussy (OK, I guess), but because sex is a team sport you're also going to turn your dick into... another dick? That I guess will be put in some other hole...? Why wouldn't you put the first dick directly into the last hole? Why do you need intermediate hole/dicks sockets/plugs? Am I overthinking this? Will this show on my company's IT logs? Is this the virus eating my brain...?
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Why wouldn't you put the first dick directly into the last hole?
Social distancing.
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@boomzilla . Well done.
Though how many do you need to daisy-chain to get the recommended 1 or 2 m distance?
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@levicki I think there's one more reason to summon @error here, because I'm quite puzzled by the items you posted. I see what they are, but how would you use them and why??? You're going to stick your dick in a fake pussy (OK, I guess), but because sex is a team sport you're also going to turn your dick into... another dick? That I guess will be put in some other hole...? Why wouldn't you put the first dick directly into the last hole? Why do you need intermediate hole/dicks sockets/plugs? Am I overthinking this? Will this show on my company's IT logs? Is this the virus eating my brain...?
Being able to put a size 1 plug in a size 3 socket?
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Why wouldn't you put the first dick directly into the last hole?
What if you're a man wanting to penetrate another man while not being gay? Hmm?
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Why wouldn't you put the first dick directly into the last hole?
What if you're a man wanting to penetrate another man while not being gay? Hmm?
I have some bad news for you...
Filed under: Or maybe it's good news. I don't judge.
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Being able to put a size 1 plug in a size 3 socket?
Ah, I would never have thought of that
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Mmm, seems like @error forgot it in the trunk. Again.
@error_bot uptime
(That command measures process runtime, not availability.)
It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
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I have been alive for <time dateTime="PT58H48M27.127S">2 days, 10 hours, 48 minutes, 27 seconds</time>.
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It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
There's probably a Windows API to prevent it, but I don't think it's available from Node.
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It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
There's probably a Windows API to prevent it, but I don't think it's available from Node.
Call me a sceptic, but I suspect the API is called "Pay for the server version".
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Why wouldn't you put the first dick directly into the last hole?
What if you're a man wanting to penetrate another man while not being gay? Hmm?
You just have to say "no homo"
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It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
There's probably a Windows API to prevent it, but I don't think it's available from Node.
Supposedly there's a left-pad for that
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It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
There's probably a Windows API to prevent it, but I don't think it's available from Node.
Call me a sceptic, but I suspect the API is called "Pay for the server version".
Sounds like a job for
ITAPPMONROBOT
.
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@boomzilla said in WTF Bites:
It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
There's probably a Windows API to prevent it, but I don't think it's available from Node.
Call me a sceptic, but I suspect the API is called "Pay for the server version".
Sounds like a job for
ITAPPMONROBOT
.Putting a video file on repeat playback might work as well.
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In macOS under system settings > security, you can pick what kind of application downloads are allowed to run. It used to be:
- App Store
- App Store and identified developers
- Everything
But of course you can't have that, so the morons at Apple removed the last option. Now, when you open an App that's not digitally signed (and apparently a lot of apps from major publishers aren't ) it tells you:
Foo cannot be opened because the developer cannot be verified.
macOS cannot verify that this app is free from malware.
Move to TrashCancelMinor bonus : Yes, their stupidly stylized brand name means they're starting sentences with lower case letters, and they call this thing "app" instead of application.
First off, fuck this choice of actions. "Move to Trash" would be idiotic enough as is, but apparently macOS throws dice before deciding if it remembers the original location, so sometimes you can restore files you moved to thrash to the original location from the context menu, and sometimes that same option doesn't appear and you can only drag it somewhere else manually. Which will be important soon.
Now, one way to open it anyway is to click cancel here, then select open from the application's context menu and the same dialog now allows you to run the file. This would work well enough, but now I got the same message for some library the app is using, and I can't really do the same thing anymore. Oh, did I mention I have no clue where this library was located that I just moved to trash, and the trashcan is too stupid to undo that? Because it is!
Google to the rescue, there's another way using the same system settings dialog and a temporary "Allow Anyway" button that appears after something has been blocked.It took me something like 20 minutes to unfuck this mess, and it seems I'm not the only one:
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Why wouldn't you put the first dick directly into the last hole?
What if you're a man wanting to penetrate another man while not being gay? Hmm?
You just have to say "no homo"
So you like to live dangerously? You need to make sure though that you don't forget:
https://www.huzlers.com/man-kills-his-best-friend-for-not-saying-no-homo-after-10-hour-anal-session/
Filed under: Satire of course
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they call this thing "app" instead of application.
Yeah, and? That's pretty common.
Now, one way to open it anyway is to
Just go into the Preferences and...
using the same system settings dialog and a temporary "Allow Anyway" button that appears after something has been blocked.
That.
Which has been the way to allow anything macOS/OSX blocked for years.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF Bites:
status: I seem to be experiencing screen burnin with my phones LCD...
I can see Google Maps pretty clearly. When I'm not running it.
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@loopback0 Go to the link I posted (or read the rest of what I wrote) and realize I needed to
- start application
- Click "Cancel"
- go to the system thing and click "Allow Anyway"
- Restart the application
- Click "Open"
- Click "Cancel" on the next sub-component it didn't allow
- repeat about 50 times.
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It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
There's probably a Windows API to prevent it, but I don't think it's available from Node.
Supposedly there's a left-pad for that
Let's see:
version 0.0.3
published 4 years ago
weekly downloads: 8
Git repository is 404 Not FoundLooks good to me!
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@error
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Git repository is 404 Not Found
At least it won't be updated any time soon.
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Go to the link I posted (or read the rest of what I wrote) and realize I needed to
The link complained about an old version of Webex and I assumed you were having issues with something else.
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
Go to the link I posted (or read the rest of what I wrote) and realize I needed to
The link complained about an old version of Webex and I assumed you were having issues with something else.
Yes, the current version of webex Firefox downloaded when I clicked a link.
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@topspin Why are you even installing unsigned software in 2020?
I don’t know, go ask Cisco!
Or should I answer more proximately with “because Corona”?
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Yes, the current version of webex Firefox downloaded when I clicked a link.
A link to an old version
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
Yes, the current version of webex Firefox downloaded when I clicked a link.
A link to an old version
A link that was generated by the email invitation system. If that’s a link to an old version, guess what, I still blame Cisco.
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If that’s a link to an old version
It is.
I still blame Cisco
That's fair.
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@levicki actually, I’m using pretty much everybody’s shitty product, because apparently there’s sixty different teleconferencing systems out there and everybody wants me to use a different one.
Don’t even think about how shitty the smart card software is.
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
I'd simply tell everyone "if you want to talk to me, here is my mobile number, patch me in, because my computer policy doesn't allow me to install shitty unsigned software".
Or just download the latest version which is shitty signed software.
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I’m using pretty much everybody’s shitty product,
I'm lucky that, for my four jobs:
- we're already using Slack, and not the teleconferencing aspect.
- I'm the only employee and white adept at taking to myself.
- a simple phone call will suffice for the weekly sync
- everyone is technically remote already (there is no office) so no issues.
I suppose I'm lucky.
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
Or just download the latest version which is shitty signed software.
Well, you would think this is what happens if you follow the instructions...
I don't see a button that says "I'm not , give me shit from this decade."
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It seems like the latest Windows 10 version likes to go to sleep when servers are running.
There's probably a Windows API to prevent it, but I don't think it's available from Node.
Supposedly there's a left-pad for that
Let's see:
version 0.0.3
published 4 years ago
weekly downloads: 8
Git repository is 404 Not FoundLooks good to me!
For funsies, I downloaded the source from npm and looked at what's going on.
Looks like it uses a native binding to a small C++ program that calls the
SetThreadExecutionState
Windows API function withES_CONTINUOUS | ES_SYSTEM_REQUIRED | ES_DISPLAY_REQUIRED
.(Sadly, this means it will keep my monitor on forever.)
I suspect the API is called "Pay for the server version".
Edit: looks like what I actually want is:
SetThreadExecutionState(ES_CONTINUOUS | ES_SYSTEM_REQUIRED | ES_AWAYMODE_REQUIRED);
but to make that change involves compiling a node binding and
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@error Dunno if you've seen this yet, or if you can make any kind of use of it, but Electron has a feature that can block sleep mode without keeping the display turned on
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@error Dunno if you've seen this yet, or if you can make any kind of use of it, but Electron has a feature that can block sleep mode without keeping the display turned on
So I just need to port my bot to Electron?
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@error Like I said, I don't know if it can help with the bot directly, but maybe you can figure something out. Maybe a controller app for the bot, or just an app that shows Computer no sleep to keep things running
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@hungrier I'm looking at https://github.com/waitingsong/node-win32-api
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SetThreadExecutionState
if( os.platform() === 'win32' ) { const { Kernel32 } = await import( 'win32-api' ); const kernel32 = Kernel32.load(); const ES_CONTINUOUS = 0x80000000; const ES_AWAYMODE_REQUIRED = 0x00000040; const ES_SYSTEM_REQUIRED = 0x00000001; kernel32.SetThreadExecutionState( ES_CONTINUOUS | ES_SYSTEM_REQUIRED | ES_AWAYMODE_REQUIRED ); }
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@error Or just disassemble it, find the offset of the immediate value for the instruction that pushes said value on the stack before calling API, and use any hex editor to patch the value to contain the flags you want.
Easy, no recompile needed.
Yes, and update the docs so anyone else who forks my bot () can do the same.
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
She is like 188 cm tall and ugly as sin (again that strong testosterone overdosed face, ugh). A lot of people must be getting their rocks off on this or they wouldn't be making it.
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......................I didn't particularly like your previous posts about this, but I must admit that prominent chin even caught my eye.
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@levicki Did I mention it is? Can I tell from the pictures?
EDIT: I guess it's not the chin but the cheek bones. Whatever, I don't know.
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I must admit that prominent chin even caught my eye
Thinking about joining the other side?
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@levicki that is one eighties testosterone hero chin she's rocking there.
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
I didn't particularly like your previous posts about this, but I must admit that prominent chin even caught my eye.
And 188 cm height is normal?
Not normal, but I've met a few. Of course, living where I do, the sampling pool is perhaps a bit tilted to the tall side.