Noob bring back up something previously laughed about on wtdwtf - move along
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So, remember that time our FAVORITE person decided he would try to take over Markdown?
I sure do!
TL;DR:
The creator of markdown got MAD!
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John Gruber sounds like a baby.
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The creator of markdown got MAD!
15 months ago...
Still though - haha Jeff!
I don't think they're even planning on using Common Markdown for the upcoming new Discourse markdown engine.
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Welcome to over a year ago:
Partially 'd, but I have links.
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AH, k. Newb is a newb.
newb fail ftw!
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I agree. In this situation (and only in this situation!) Jeff isn't the biggest tool in the box.
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Jeff and Co had at first tried to appease this guy, but now they feel somewhat bitter and are snipping back a bit.
I say! That sounds nothing like
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I say! That sounds nothing like
Meh, remember all the times he was kissing asses of paying customers? Atwood can be nice if there's something in it for him.
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You seem to misunderstand. I'm saying it's well nigh unheard of for him to act bitter when someone resists his will and doesn't allow him control over their stuff.
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This domain was disabled at the request of John Gruber.
That domain looks distinctly un-disabled. Let me double check...
pjh@what:~$ dig standardmarkdown.com ; <<>> DiG 9.9.5-3ubuntu0.2-Ubuntu <<>> standardmarkdown.com ;; global options: +cmd ;; Got answer: ;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 52980 ;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 2, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 1 ;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION: ; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; udp: 512 ;; QUESTION SECTION: ;standardmarkdown.com. IN A ;; ANSWER SECTION: standardmarkdown.com. 1379 IN A 192.30.252.153 standardmarkdown.com. 1379 IN A 192.30.252.154 ;; Query time: 1 msec ;; SERVER: 8.8.4.4#53(8.8.4.4) ;; WHEN: Wed Dec 09 08:43:20 EST 2015 ;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 81 pjh@what:~$
In fact it appears to be enabled on two different servers...
Edit - yay - another formatting bug.
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That domain looks distinctly un-disabled. Let me double check...
it's discodisabled
accalia@what:~ $curl standardmarkdown.com <html> <head> <title>Standard Markdown</title> </head> <body> <p> This domain was disabled <a href="http://blog.codinghorror.com/standard-markdown-is-now-common-markdown/">at the request of John Gruber</a>. </p> </body> </html> accalia@what:~ $curl -I standardmarkdown.com HTTP/1.1 200 OK Server: GitHub.com Date: Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:13:41 GMT Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8 Content-Length: 255 Last-Modified: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 22:33:22 GMT Access-Control-Allow-Origin: * Expires: Wed, 09 Dec 2015 14:23:41 GMT Cache-Control: max-age=600 Accept-Ranges: bytes X-GitHub-Request-Id: 1861FF42:6928:4D47392:56683715 accalia@what:~ $
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HTTP/1.1 200 GONE
Filed under: [Not to be confused with 504 OK](#tag)
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I think Jeff just cannot into HTTP.
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New, from the genius (Jeff Atwood!) that brought you SO: Standard Flavor HTTP!
Tired of boring old
200 OK
status codes in your HTTP stack? Just install SFHTTP and you, too, can return404 OK
, or504 OK
, or even961 SUCCESSED
! You can have the power to confuse the absolute living shitlights out of every user your site has! So take control! And make your site a fucking unusable mess!
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I'd propose
100 BOTTLES_OF_BEER
, but it would probably get moved to UX and I just can't be bothered to fight it...
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Tired of boring old
200 OK
status codes in your HTTP stack? Just install SFHTTP and you, too, can return404 OK
, or504 OK
, or even961 SUCCESSED
!418 IM_A_BOWL_OF_PETUNIAS
?
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200 EVERYTHING IS OK I DID NOT LOSE ALL YOUR DATA OR ANYTHING
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402 PAYING_CUSTOMERS_DID_NOT_REPORT
411 NEEDS_MORE_DESCRIPTIVE
417 **_*\**)**
This post was 411.
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404 Not Found (Uninclused)
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095 GONE
<a body is invalid
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[Object null] DOING_IT_WRONG