Dorf dorf dorf dorf dorf little person dorf dorf
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To be fair, the werejackal arrived the day before he took office. And the only dwarf that died was a dwarf that forgot to go to the hospital after he fell out of a tree after being attacked by the corpse of a great horned owl. He died of an ear infection.
Also, the werejackal turned back into a female goblin before I sent the military in. She was wearing these items:
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Guess who's 1 year old! It's @FrostCat! For your birthday, you got some socks @accalia made and some other clothes that were left on the ground by various dwarves.
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cats are dying of alcohol
Stop washing them then! Half of it's supposed to be for the hospital!
Hi, @blakeyrat.
Shoot. We're simultaneously doomed and expected to be more productive!
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Stop washing them then! Half of it's supposed to be for the hospital!
Alcohol? For a hospital? Sorry, but some things just aren't worth it. Not even for a Dwarf's life.
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Totally worth spending 210ā¼ on.
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21:31 <DersEvvak> Books about nothing. Serious business. 21:31 <SMT_YHVH> >amateurish 21:31 <SMT_YHVH> That's actually pretty funny 21:31 <Gno> 1 page novel 21:32 <BenLubar> I picture it as the author mistakenly only submitting the first page to be published 21:33 <SMT_YHVH> I have to agree 21:33 <SMT_YHVH> Too bad the first page is just a fancy T 21:33 <SMT_YHVH> along with he
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not awful, but not very good either.
I can live with that
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So I got curious as to what the pink slime stuff did. So I did some data hacking. Here's the raws for the pink slime with some comments by me:
inorganic_generated[OBJECT:INORGANIC]
[INORGANIC:EVIL_RAIN_7]
[GENERATED]
[SPECIAL]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling filthy mucus]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling filthy mucus]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:filthy mucus]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:filthy mucus]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen filthy mucus]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen filthy mucus]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:PUCE]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:5:0:1] hot pink
[MATERIAL_VALUE:1]
[SPEC_HEAT:4181] J kg-1 K-1 at STP (basically the same specific heat as water)
[IGNITE_POINT:NONE]
[MELTING_POINT:NONE]
[BOILING_POINT:NONE]
[HEATDAM_POINT:NONE]
[COLDDAM_POINT:NONE]
[MAT_FIXED_TEMP:10000] degrees Urist, equal to 0C or 32F
[MOLAR_MASS:1]
[TEMP_DIET_INFO:SLIME] presumably decides the word that is used when dwarves are unhappy about a contaminant being in their food
[ENTERS_BLOOD]
[SYNDROME]
[SYN_NAME:filthy mucus sickness]
[SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON] every creature defined by the game is in this class
[SYN_INJECTED]
[SYN_CONTACT]
[SYN_INHALED]
[SYN_INGESTED]
[CE_COUGH_BLOOD:SEV:10:PROBSTART:630:PEAK:1383:END:3462:SIZE_DELAYS] basically, if you eat, breathe, touch, or somehow get it into your blood, you cough up some blood. SEV:10 is really low, but it's a 100% chance. The START, PEAK, and END are in in-game seconds, but SIZE_DELAYS, so I'm not sure what the actual values are for dwarves.
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What the fuck?
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Can you explain for the rest of the class what's wrong with that description?
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Don't get him started!
Can you explain for the rest of the class what's wrong with that description?
What the?! Why'd you have.... great. now he's going to be talkinbg about this for ages!
i just wanted to make my socks in peace and quiet! was that too much to ask?!
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Can you explain for the rest of the class what's wrong with that description?
It's a 113-year-old dwarf that has a newborn baby brother. Dwarves live for about 160 years, so that's like a 65-year old having a newborn baby sibling.
And no, dwarves don't re-marry or adopt.
i just wanted to make my socks in peace and quiet! was that too much to ask?!
We're gonna need other clothes, too. Dwarves don't like being partially nude, especially in the winter. Going outside with skin showing is how you get filthy mucus sickness.
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We're gonna need other clothes, too. Dwarves don't like being partially nude, especially in the winter. Going outside with skin showing is how you get filthy mucus sickness.
look. i make socks. it's in my job description.
in fact it's my entire job description.
if you want very large socks i can handle that, but if you want me to sew two socks together and add belt loops, or sew three socks together and make the appropriate cutouts for head and hands, well that's simply not on! i make socks!
What you do with the socks once i make them is up to you!
:-P
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@FrostCat, maybe you shouldn't stand there?
Edit: ah, good. He went to get some beer.
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I laughed when I read about the @sloosecannon wool cap thing.
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@FrostCat II, what the fuck is so interesting in that river bed?
I had @Placeholder mine out some space to build floodgates. Hopefully they'll hold most of the water back so @FrostCat II only gets a little wet.
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I can only assume they're Playing Make Believe that he's a great wizard holding back the fury of the river with their magical prowess!
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they're
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On mobile, can't be arsed to risk crashing due to OOM with discourse.
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So I just found this fisherdwarf overcome by grief next to a pond.
I looked up the dwarf they were worried about because I hadn't seen anyone die recently.
This guy died of an ear infection last year. And this new dwarf had never seen him before in her life.
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Well for one who likes coffee wood wood, I'm sure it's par for the course. I hear it's not uncommon for someone to grieve terribly upon receiving news of someone's death, despite never having actually met them.
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DOUBLE SUGAR POWER!!!!
Ā
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Mmmmm....syrup...
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Where the pink slime came from:
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Google isn't returning any results for that image.
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I would be surprised if it did since I just took that screenshot about a minute before posting the crop.
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Hexxit?
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I didn't know google had a reverse image search. But tineye also didn't find it.
Here is something google claims to be similar:
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Minecraft with the Tinker's Construct mod.
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No, custom modpack built on 1.7.10. Biomes O Plenty & Battle Towers are the main two mods visible.
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Minecraft with the Tinker's Construct mod.
tcon is awesome except for when you have trouble finding lava or one of the materials for grout.
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Iguana's submod is cool, but it's a big tradeoff:
Pro: Free modifiers as you use your tools more, interchangeable parts.
Con: Wood and stone tool parts are worthless. So, optionally, are vanilla tools. Which makes a flintless existence... interesting, to say the least.
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Yup. I gave up and turn off the "pickaxes are one level lower than they should be" thing because finding a skull is a crapshoot and "5 minutes mining to level the pick" is annoying. IIRC I had to re-enable a couple of paper items, too, for the Writable mod.
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For some reason, when the firewall blocks the image in my machine, the discourse baked version generates the wrong size, and I only see the problem after changing networks. ( it's not blocked when viewed from the image search but the image URL is )
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Here's a twitch stream with no sound so the onebox is okay:
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Or, as it turns out, the onebox is broken.
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coi @ancarda mi'e @ben_lubar
.i.e'u ko samyzilkeikei lo du'erga badydi'u
.i mi ji'a prami la lojban. ce la golang.
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coi @ancarda mi'e @ben_lubar
mhmmmmm. yes.
@ben_lubar said:.i.e'u ko samyzilkeikei lo du'erga badydi'u
you did WHAT to him?!
@ben_lubar said:.i mi ji'a prami la lojban. ce la golang.
AND THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON?!/me backs slowly away and dials CPS.
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.i coi la @ben_lubar
.i la @arantor jungau mi fo do
.i xamgu lo tavla fo la lojban ku'i .i mi nintadni .i xu do filta'a
.i xu do nelci lo do tavla mi la golang la lojban :)
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.i xu do filta'a
na go'i
.i mi pu sarcu sisku ro lo valsi
.i xu do nelci lo do tavla mi la golang la lojban
go'i.ui
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go'i.ui
I'm just going to watch in amusement. I'm not usually a people-watcher, but sometimes conversations are a good distraction.
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go'i.ui
.ui .i xu lo mutpapri ku zasti lo do sampla finti ku
.i lo mi finti ku na ca gubni
.i mi ca gunka lo sampla fi la dns server
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but sometimes conversations are a good distraction.
Conversations are good.
Conversations I can understand are better.Not even google translate accepts this as a language...
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Conversations I can understand are better.
Well it appears @ancarda is talking about configuring a DNS server. So there's that at least. ;)
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.i xu lo mutpapri ku zasti lo do sampla finti ku
go'i .i kibzva zoi gy. https://github.com/BenLubar .gy.
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Good guess, I'm actually writing one from scratch (in Go) for fun and ... well, no profit. Just fun.