In other news today...
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@DogsB said:
I think the metro is sending me a subtle message.
You're shit at your job because you spend too much time on
FacebookTDWTF?TDWTFFY
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I bet they knew about at least one of those cable breaks. After seeing that I'm 95% convinced the shutdown was at least partly an attention-getter.
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After seeing that I'm 95% convinced the shutdown was at least partly an attention-getter.
The quote from the new boss explicitly says that.
>In ordering a 24-hour shutdown of the Washington region’s rail system for safety reasons, Metro General Manager Paul J. Wiedefeld said he also hoped to send a forceful signal to his staff that the new boss is determined to put passengers’ security first, regardless of other consequences.
Granted, he said it to his staff, but the local pols will hear it, too.
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There is a pond behind my current house that I was thinking of introducing otters into but maybe not...
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I would think a dog would probably be the best defense.
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http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/14/taking-lsd-for-breakfast-helps-you-beat-your-facebook-addiction-5751904/
I think the metro is sending me a subtle message.
It sounds like bologna to me. LSD builds up extremely rapid tolerance - if you take the same dose for four days in a row, on the fourth day, it will have no effect whatsoever.
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There is a pond behind my current house that I was thinking of introducing otters into but maybe not...
Otter: "But they were slow. And stupid. It was like...shooting fish in a barrel!"
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Who didn't see this coming?
TLDR Microsoft creates ai that has conversations like this.
what do you think of the jews
we should of gassed them years ago.One from my timeline
Another one
Okay I think that's enough
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Download Speeds?
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@lucas1 Huh?
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Wow this is actually a thing.
http://votetrumpgetdumped.com/
TLDR strikes again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQ79ISyQ-w
What's that phrase about prostituting yourself for political candidates.
*Edit someone should tell them about colour coordination because I can't fucking read that website without highlighting the text.
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@Maciejasjmj said:
Well, it's probably why she's a former radio producer.
Alternatively, it's all a load of BS, which it probably is. Have they actually done any blind tests on her?
This is not at all bull-shit. For people in our profession must keep open mind. In our country, we have people suffering from this problem. They are not getting disability though. Some farmer has also reported that increase cell phone towers are causing his cows to produce less milk.
Also see this - http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-02/disconnected
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Nik Software:
$499$149$0.
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That's quite a long time. None of the companies I've worked for are that old.
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@DogsB He's maintained that game for longer than I've been alive…
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@RaceProUK I'm pretty sure you've been 29 for a decade now :D
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TIL That increasing your bandwidth can speed up your clock
TL;DR
Cheap tickets for the Theme Park were to be available online at 10am but "...A problem with an increase in the bandwidth to the website meant the sale went live "two-three minutes earlier than expected. All tickets were sold and email confirmations sent to the winners of the 1,871 tickets by 10am..."
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After "1. Working for Free" I keep hearing @lorne-kates favorite phrase.
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President Erdogan is about to discover the Streisand Effect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP2qqMegNKA
God bless , shitposting is older than the internet.
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http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Ohio-teen-accused-of-posing-as-state-lawmaker-7213520.php
SYCAMORE, Ohio (AP) — A teenager who toured an Ohio high school while posing as a state senator has pleaded guilty to impersonating a peace officer.
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Runners in a marathon were left with a bad taste in their mouths when they mistook free bars of soap for energy bars in an incident that's been put down to the language barrier.
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Bless, our favorite artifical shit poster returned briefly.
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HOT SPRINGS, Ark., March 30 (UPI) -- Two pest control workers accidentally caused a lockdown at an Arkansas school while attempting to remove squirrels from a nearby apartment complex.
SWAT officers arrived at Gardner Magnet School after the three exterminators were mistaken for gunmen wielding rifles.
The exterminators fired at and missed a squirrel and began to chase the animal when they were spotted by a teacher who called police and reported gunmen on the campus.
According to police, the exterminators said they saw police and SWAT officers in the area and left because they believed a dangerous situation was taking place at the school.
The exterminators were not aware that they were the reason for the police presence, but police confirmed the three men were never actually on the school grounds.
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I really think this is something I can get behind.
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@boomzilla My favorite part of this is that they apparently recruited a third exterminator sometime between spotting the squirrel and pursuing it.
"I have eyes on the target, Bravo."
"Roger, Alpha, how's it look?"
"We're gonna need backup. It's a squirrel."
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@boomzilla It is apparently a big week for squirrels, actually. In addition to swatting a school, they're also going to war, having anime-main-character offspring, being saved from homelessness, penetration testing, and going on crime sprees. If I didn't know any better, I'd say there were some sort of squirrel conspiracy at work.
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How did we miss this?
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Fucking hate packing peanuts.
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I honestly don't know what to think...
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I honestly don't know what to think...
I would probably do this, out of curiosity.
But I'd do some serious research first on how to disable any kind of autorun. Or if that's even possible.
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@cartman82 Haven't we had a thread here about USB killers?
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@cartman82 said in In other news today...:
I'd do some serious research first on how to disable any kind of autorun. Or if that's even possible.
Yes and no.
If the USB drive identifies itself to your computer as a USB drive containing an autorun, then yes. You can disable the autorun.
If it identifies itself as something else, all bets are off. It could contain a hidden partition with a driver that it asks Windows to install to make it work. It could even claim to be a USB keyboard and type in nefarious commands when you're not looking.
Or, it could just short out your motherboard and fry your whole computer...
@PleegWat said in In other news today...:
Haven't we had a thread here about USB killers?
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I honestly don't know what to think...
The trick is to plug it into a computer you don't care about. Or something that doesn't run Windows. Like, are there any viruses for smart tvs?
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@FrostCat said in In other news today...:
Like, are there any viruses for
smart tvsPlan9?
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@ben_lubar I bet not even you use Plan 9.
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I think we should all take a minute to mourn this most tragic of events.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I think we should all take a minute to mourn this most tragic of events.
Keep pushing guys. You'll get there eventually.
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@DogsB They laugh now, but the Great Tomato Sauce purge will come, and only the faithful will be touched by His noodly appendage!
I have no idea how apocalypse works in pastafarianism, so meh.
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@cartman82 said in In other news today...:
@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I think we should all take a minute to mourn this most tragic of events.
Keep pushing guys. You'll get there eventually.
Be mindful of which guys you push, though. They might push back.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I think we should all take a minute to mourn this most tragic of events.
In all seriousness, if scientology is a religion, so is pastafarism.
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@swayde The mere fact it got to court amuses me endlessly.
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@Onyx said in In other news today...:
@swayde The mere fact it got to court amuses me endlessly.
There was some dude who went to court (in Canada I think) to be allowed to have a pasta strainer on his head.
It's not unique at all:
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And then there's the Rule 63 version:
http://rule34-data-011.paheal.net/_images/7fe86b0759a63615c96cd3dadab5de7f/171325 - Flying_Spaghetti_Monster Pastafarianism Rule_63 religion tagme.jpg
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@da-Doctah This one of the most disturbing images I have seen in a while.