In other news today...
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
her colleagues have been tracking her menstrual cycle to avoid her
Based on my experience with my ex-wife and her mood swings, this sounds like something that belongs in the good ideas thread.
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@Fox I get drunk as fuck but I deffo didn't quote that.
EDIT: Fucking hell @fox, it was a joke article.
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@lucas1 You realize that post you replied to was actually in response to someone who was replying to you, not directly in response to you, right? Are you still drunk/drunk again?
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@Fox I don't give a shit at the moment. The point was that you guys was arguing about the fucking onion post about religious gravity FFS.
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@Fox said in In other news today...:
Are you still drunk/drunk again?
funny enough I can't be in a continued state of drunkenness.
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@lucas1 said in In other news today...:
@Fox I don't give a shit at the moment. The point was that you guys was arguing about the fucking onion post about religious gravity FFS.
No, I was showing an example I'd seen of when someone took that idea seriously. You're mentioned there because I quoted you for context.
: Hah, look at this and have a laugh!
: True story: I saw someone take that seriously once. Here's the proof.
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@Dreikin I don't remember shit from many weeks ago. Christ.
You all call me out for being a drunk and then complain when I don't remember everything.
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@lucas1 said in In other news today...:
@Dreikin I don't remember shit from many weeks ago. Christ.
You all call me out for being a drunk and then complain when I don't remember everything.
No, I explained what happened since you seemed confused about it. I'm pretty sure the reason @Fox asked if you're drunk is because the context was visible in the post you replied to (there are two levels of quotes there, with different names at the top of each. The innermost is yours, then mine outside of that.).
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@lucas1 said in In other news today...:
You all call me out for being a drunk and then complain when I don't remember everything.
Frequently getting so drunk you don't recall anything is one of the signs you might have a problem...
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
allows Americans to sue countries for funding terrorism on U.S. soil and to seek monetary damages from individuals accused of bankrolling terrorists
NIMBY
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
That one is a hoax, by the way. Neither the lawyers the original article quoted nor the courts where such a case has to be handled have knowledge about there actually being a case.
What the lawyers of the supposedly quoted law office actually did was giving advice to the newspaper on how such a case could be handled. Yes, hypothetically.
And the source of the story (Ganze Woche) simply doesn't return any calls or answer questions.
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@lucas1 goddamit dude is that a harambe/trump avatar
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@bb36e said in In other news today...:
@lucas1 goddamit dude is that a harambe/trump avatar
Maybe they're trying to avert attention from the British mistake by pointing at a couple of American ones?
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
http://sportsmockery.com/2016/09/savage-sex-turtle-saves-entire-species/
This turtle would of made a fine catholic!
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
In other news, researchers have put down Koko the Gorilla after she signed to them that she supported Trump.
Filed Under: Is this a joke about Trump supporters, or a joke about Clinton supporters? It's a whipped topping and a floor wax!
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Oldest kid ever finally becomes a man!
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
Daisy, Daisy, give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy, my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom, a plastic bag will do
But you'd look sweet upon a sheet with me on top of you
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@Jaloopa said in In other news today...:
@PJH said in In other news today...:
Daisy, Daisy, give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy, my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom, a plastic bag will do
But you'd look sweet upon a sheet with me on top of youthat's not how... but.... what.... how.... you can't..... but.....
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@accalia PRESS ANY KEY
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@groo said in In other news today...:
All 28 websites
I can't imagine just how easy it would be to DDoS the shit out of that. Apparently: very easy.
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@groo LOL:
Despite this, most of North Korea's citizens have worse things to worry about than limited internet choices. Starvation, brainwashing and an extreme violation of human rights come to mind.
Ah, the little things in life.
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@bb36e Yup
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@Boner The phrase "poop nuggets" comes to mind...
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Investigators also found a container of vaseline in his locker and the trial was presented with the prospect that a puck could be concealed in an anal cavity and not be detected by the wand. In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea, Barnes said.
I can't imagine most employees would be that dedicated to their jobs.
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@Fox Whatever he's being paid, it isn't enough....
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@Boner I bet he shat bricks when they caught him
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
http://fusion.net/story/320747/gender-masked-for-tech-job-interviews/
TRWTF:
I'd ask how they could possibly be related to the article, but I don't think I want to know.
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@Boner
... it really explains a lot ...
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Huzzah! the Annals of Improbable Research have announced this year's Ig Nobel Prize recipients!
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CHEMISTRY PRIZE [GERMANY] β Volkswagen, for solving the problem of excessive automobile pollution emissions by automatically, electromechanically producing fewer emissions whenever the cars are being tested.
Ha!
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Howard studied chemical engineering at the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn until he fell out with one of his professors over the answer to the 1x1=1 conundrum.
"How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told its two, and that cannot be."
That moron was trying to take chemical engineering?
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@anotherusername More worryingly, how did he even qualify to take the course if he was this dense?
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@lucas1
He should have taken up programming ... he would have become brillant!
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Like... What the fuck do they mean by "polyester sling"? The article itself is paywalled, but based on the abstract, it sounds like basically it was tight polyester underwear. Maybe.
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@Fox Also, the previous study on rats:
Side note: Furries won Biology!
BIOLOGY PRIZE [UK] β Awarded jointly to: Charles Foster, for living in the wild as, at different times, a badger, an otter, a deer, a fox, and a bird; and to Thomas Thwaites, for creating prosthetic extensions of his limbs that allowed him to move in the manner of, and spend time roaming hills in the company of, goats.