Windows 10 upgrade causes marital bliss, AKA, The official over-sharing thread
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I'd don't know if you're kidding (or intentionally wooshing ). But the point was that I was served as community service.
which he ordered to be served in the community
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Is this the official over-sharing thread?
No, it's the de facto over-sharing thread.
Apparently it is now.
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12 months' jail, which he ordered to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order.
Essentially the guy's sentence is being sent to Australia, which is how we deal with criminals.
I missed that bit of the article though, I rarely get past the
tapered wooden stick.
without losing concentration.
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But the point was that I was served as community service.
Ah, I'm not sure the part about it being you was apparent at first.
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@cdosrun1: said:
Better yet, ask what they masturbate to.
That's a question you might very much regret. One of my relationships actually ended partially because of exactly that.
There are certainly good and bad ways to bring it up. And without knowing the particulars, I certainly can't judge in your specific case. But I'd say that overall, generally speaking, I don't understand why someone would want a long term sexual relationship with a person with which they are unable to discuss their sexual fantasies.
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a long term sexual relationship with a person with which they are unable to discuss their sexual fantasies
That's my fetish.
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But I'd say that overall, generally speaking, I don't understand why someone would want a long term sexual relationship with a person with which they are unable to discuss their sexual fantasies.
Shyness, taboo, possibility of being scarred for life when it turns out that nice loving girl's idea of good sex involves a lot of leather, large sphincter-ripping objects and medieval torture devices...
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Dammit. *it
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Shyness, taboo, possibility of being scarred for life when it turns out that nice loving girl's idea of good sex involves a lot of leather, large sphincter-ripping objects and medieval torture devices...
Versus a life of never experiencing you sexual fantasies, of unfulfilled desire, of feeling ashamed and that you have to hide your sexual identity, likely as not resulting in one or more members of the relationship going outside of the relationship to meet needs being unfulfilled?
Like I said, I don't understand that decision. Fortunately, I'm not living your life, so it probably doesn't matter that I don't understand it.
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Dammit. *it
Damn, and I was about to ask you where one can get served under community service.
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Versus a life of never experiencing you sexual fantasies, of unfulfilled desire, of feeling ashamed and that you have to hide your sexual identity, likely as not resulting in one or more members of the relationship going outside of the relationship to meet needs being unfulfilled?
What can I say, I like my sphincter.
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What can I say, I like my sphincter.
And there are lots of nice, loving girls who don't want anything to do with that part of your body. Wouldn't it be better to have a long term relationship with one of them? And maybe one of them has a fantasy you enjoy as well?
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Why all the
heteronormative pressuremicroagression against sexually deviant?Obligatory xkcd: Fetishes.
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Always? Seems like a barrier to posting...
Chorded keyboard, dude. Chorded keyboard.
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What about changing the currently under-descriptive title "Windows 10 upgrade causes marital bliss, AKA, The official over-sharing thread" to
"Windows 10 causes extended discussion on masturbation techniques"?
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And there are lots of nice, loving girls who don't want anything to do with that part of your body. Wouldn't it be better to have a long term relationship with one of them? And maybe one of them has a fantasy you enjoy as well?
You never know when she pulls out a Nazi uniform, a spiked dildo and extensive knowledge of German words for "bend over".
Also, if you didn't catch it, I was making a joke there. Overall I agree with you, we're in the 21st century and you're not supposed to close your eyes and think of England, but that's really up to the people involved.
And as far as my personal sexual habits are concerned, I don't think that this sausagefest of a forum is the best place to discuss it, isn't it?
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And as far as my personal sexual habits are concerned, I don't think that this sausagefest of a forum is the best place to discuss it, isn't it?
If not here, where else? Pretty sure this is the most accepting, non-judgmental, and sexually explicit site on the entire internet.
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If you really need to, creating an encrypted archive is very easy.
No it's not very easy at all for a novice user.
Select a folder and right click... oh look, no BitLocker option because you don't have the "Pro" edition! "FUCK YOU HOME USERS" - Microsoft.
What else, password-protected rar files? Enjoy the time it takes to compress and decompress your shit.
(For advanced windows users, here's how you do it like a pro: you can place a .bat in any folder in the %PATH%, that will not show up anywhere but will run if you type its full name in the start menu/screen. Use it to mount your encrypted volume with your program of choice. Inside this volume you can also keep a full Firefox browser profile for ultra-comfy navigation)
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Pretty sure this is the most accepting, non-judgmental, and sexually explicit site on the entire internet.
We're actually plenty judgy here, it's just that no one cares about anyone else's judgments.
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How about changing the title to "Windows 10 causes extended discussion on masturbation techniques"?
I like that title, but I do love the TDWTF meme of having faux "official" threads.
I will meditate on this further...
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Pretty sure this is the most [...] sexually explicit site on the entire internet.
Hell no. Not even close.
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Hell no. Not even close.
Well we don't know what's going on in the oft-references PM chains between the female brigade here, but I'm quite sure Alex has to scrub his hands every time he swaps a HDD on the server.
Filed under: figuratively, we're on DigitalOcean
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If not here, where else? Pretty sure this is the most accepting, non-judgmental, and sexually explicit site on the entire internet.
Yeah ,but why here? I doubt people would enjoy hearing other guys ranting about their sex lives, and after all, we're a fun site.
Filed under: anyway, how's your sex life? you're tearing me apart Lisa
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you're tearing me apart Lisa
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Oh, I'm sure about that. But most explicit site in the Internet? I have seen many more explicit sites, and I'm not even one of the people who are into discussing their sex life in detail on the internet.
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But most explicit site in the Internet?
I think we're odd not in being explicit, but in being horrifyingly explicit for how civilized the discussion here is. I mean, there's a lot of sites that host the humanity's reject pile throwing poop jokes and crude sex language, but not so many that do it with our style.
In short, we're like Patrick Bateman, not Leatherface. Anybody can be Leatherface.
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I have seen many more explicit sites
Eh? They have explicit sites on the internet these days? Asking for a friend...
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I am a lojban speaker and will chose to translate "explicit" as "pavysmu" and not "glefi'a".
Yes, there are explicit sites. There are also a few implicit sites.
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... It's a font! Yeah, that's right. It's just another programming geekery font.
Pfffffbt, not even I am that polygeekerous.
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Pretty sure Stack Overflow is a website... probably unable to masturbate
It is founded, run, and mostly populated by jerk-offs though. Close enough.
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Right now I'm wondering whether some mod might jeff all the windows 10 off-topicness out of this nifty thread...
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...but the two topics intertwine so well!
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@marczellm said:
How about changing the title to "Windows 10 causes extended discussion on masturbation techniques"?
I like that title, but I do love the TDWTF meme of having faux "official" threads.
I will meditate on this further...
What about "The Official Windows 10 Jack Off Thread"?
I am a lojban speaker and will chose to translate "explicit" as "pavysmu" and not "glefi'a".
Yes, there are explicit sites. There are also a few implicit sites.
is the obsession with lojban over here?
Also makes Discourse disable the reply button and load for like 5 seconds when I push the 'Quote whole post' button. [spoiler]Discourse.[/spoiler]
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is the obsession with lojban over here?
The only one obsessed is Ben. We limit ourselves to groaning about his constant references.
What about "The Official Windows 10 Jack Off Thread"?
Hey, hey, what about the ladies?
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Hey, hey, what about the ladies?
wait, wait! i've got this!
What about "The Official Windows 10 Jack and/or Jill Off Thread"?
FTFY
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What about "The Official Windows 10 Jack and/or Jill Off Thread"?
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Had a night in with a bottle of wine and spent the evening Jilling it off.
Filed under: but I'm not sure if it works, I like it
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Filed under: but I'm not sure if it works, I like it
i'll admit, i didn't think it up. It's been a think in certain circles online for a while now.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jill+off
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How has @algorythmics not posted in this thread yet? He's going to be pissed that he's missing out on all the sexy fun!
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is the obsession with lojban over here?
That's just Ben making sure that the signal-to-noise ratio stays at acceptably low levels.
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@marczellm said:
What about "The Official Windows 10 Jack Off Thread"?
Hey, hey, what about the ladies?
I think I just inadvertently microaggressed them.
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I am Algorythmics and I approve this thread.
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Also MacOS has a "Recent Items" menu... . Not that outrageous as the live tiles tho.
Hope its not your work computer!