The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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I like your first suggestion but the second one breaks flow of the sentence in my opinion.
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I don't know why, but I cannot resist the urge
(You can jeff it if required - posting it elsewhere at this time would be pointless):but ultimately I thought this throughSpeaking of names and addresses (https://what.thedailywtf.com/t/nil-null-nihilism/50677/34?u=loose
[spoiler]
Mary Lykes
Itwell Inn
Tillet
Herts
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I didn't think I'd ever get myself drunk enough to have unprotected sex, but last month I went to a party and, well... one drink just led to a mother.
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"Fancy that! There are phones that are smarter than their owners!"
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"And fancy that! I have one of those!"
(I know this jokes with hunting dogs.)
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They made a similar joke last season on Doctor Who, with the 2DIS, that approximately nobody seems to have gotten.
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That's because Dr. Whom fans have no sense of humour
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That's because Dr. Whom fans have no sense of humour
I guess I'm a Who fan, not a Whom one, because it cracked me up.
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Chesapeake
Is this Engrish for Cheapskate?
Filed under: better read twice berfore you buttume you found a funny name
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Chesapeake
Thank you sooo much for the link! What is that site called? Wi... wi... wiki... wiki-what? Never heard of it before!
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
[spoiler]One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter[/spoiler]
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Waiter! There's a needle in my soup!
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That's just a typo, sir. It should read "noodle".
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From @SwiftOnSecurity's drafts folder.
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A nice explanation of the hazards of race conditions
(Thanks to the kind soul that linked to thecodelesscode.com first here - alas, I don't know anymore who it was.)
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A nice explanation of the hazards of race conditions
(Thanks to the kind soul that linked to thecodelesscode.com first here - alas, I don't know anymore who it was.)
The best line was from the predicessor page:
The nun asked: “How will I know when I have learned enough to use threads wisely?”
Banzen replied: “When you no longer wish to use them.”
Clearly I must read more.
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It's an excellent site, with much to contemplate. Too much sleep was lost to it last night.
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One day, a farmer was out mending fences and at some point along the way he lost his Bible.
A month later, one of his sheep walks up to him clutching the Bible between its teeth.
"Oh, Lord", exclaims the farmer as he drops to his knees, "Thank you Lord, it's a miracle!"
"Not really", says the sheep, "Your name's inside the cover, you daft twat."
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That's really baaaad.
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A man was brought into the emergency room with a badly injured penis. Apparently, he was hired to work as a brick layer, but misunderstood what the job entailed.
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When attempting to rob a bank always focus on the part of the bank where the money is locked away.
Just to be on the safe side.
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A man was brought into the emergency room with a badly injured penis. Apparently, he was hired to work as a brick layer, but misunderstood what the job entailed.
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I'm pretty sure it didn't; I'd nominate you for a 'whoosh', but instead I think I'll point out that there's a hot lookin' piece of kilned red clay making come-hither eyes at you, over at the bar.
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there's a hot lookin' piece of kilned red clay making come-hither eyes at you, over at the bar.
Either it's squinting, or it's looking your direction-ish.
Actually, I just thought that "dicksores" might be a catchy word in this forum.
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Actually, I just thought that "dicksores" might be a catchy word in this forum.
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So it possibly maybe perchance could be under circumstances regarded as that.
Edit: I admit I didn't search for that word on this forum, so said something that made sense both ways.
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A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what's wrong.
"Parity error."
"Yeah, you look a bit off."
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How do malware vendors advertise their products?
Viral marketing
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What do a prostitute and a bowling ball have in common?
Both get picked up, fingered and then banged down an alley.
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Ahh. Yes. No. But. Only the prostitute can get banged up in an alley
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Was looking for a meme to say something along the lines of "so is mine" and found this:
Which I thought so good it had to be shared right here, right now!is a "webp" image format anyway?
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is a "webp" image format anyway?
Apparently it's not something any of the browsers I have on this machine can display.
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Chrome, if you left-click the image.
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I see it for like a second or two, then I get the place-holder. I can see it if I then click on the image - but that may be a cache thing. When I clicked on the downloaded image I was asked if I wanted to open in Chrome or my image viewer of choice.
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Chrome
Not allowed per IT security policies. The official explanation is it used to be the most targeted browser for attacks or something with even less sense.
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Opera or some other Chrome derivative?
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In my recent experience, Firefox should have that honour. Which is why I have stopped using it
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OK, OK, I will try and get a version of the image you can see without the expenditure of effort. But I am old and everything (and tool) I own is old, so don't get your hopes up.
Sheesh...............
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Don't have any of those installed. When the policy came, I decided it isn't worth the hassle and I would stick with FF and Safari respectively on my work machines.
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I'm not the one writing policies.