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Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
You don't turn your back on family.
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@lolwhat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
You don't turn your back on family.This principle is carried through the legal structure, and goes a great way towards explaining, for instance, their sodomy laws as well.
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@lolwhat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
You don't turn your back on family.This principle is carried through the legal structure, and goes a great way towards explaining, for instance, their sodomy laws as well.
Q: Why is there no such show as CSI: Kentucky?
A: No dental records, and everybody has the same DNA.
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@lolwhat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
You don't turn your back on family.This principle is carried through the legal structure, and goes a great way towards explaining, for instance, their sodomy laws as well.
Q: Why is there no such show as CSI: Kentucky?
A: No dental records, and everybody has the same DNA.We're too busy reloading in Chicago to get into figuring out who's shooting us.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Please treat her right.
Naturally.
I really want to sign up for this auction list,seems the good ones are only in fairy tales...
I heard so many stories about importing wives from Ukraine but somehow nobody can recommend a good company that offers it.
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@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Please treat her right.
Naturally.
I really want to sign up for this auction list,seems the good ones are only in fairy tales...
I heard so many stories about importing wives from Ukraine but somehow nobody can recommend a good company that offers it.
The degree of probity in the institution has declined drastically from the salad days of the Paris Ballet.
Maybe try a theocracy, like Saudi Arabia or Poland.
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@DoctorJones Explanation for those who had a vague memory triggered, or just don't know:
https://youtu.be/cUYgNEwD3gQ?t=60
Bonus from the comments:
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@hungrier and another from the comments:
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@loopback0 also
(inb4 the "things that remind you of TDWTF is )
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
Bartender says to the rabbit, "What are you doing here?"
The rabbit replies, "I'm here only because of autocorrect."
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@lolwhat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
The rabbit replies, "I'm here only because of autocarrot."
:spanner:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749695117568245761/870910872556564510/Screensho.jpg
No, that's vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia.
(Not to be confused with vodka and prune juice, aka a pile driver.)
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749695117568245761/870910872556564510/Screensho.jpg
No, that's vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia.
(Not to be confused with vodka and prune juice, aka a pile driver.)
Scotch and Green Goodness tastes like chocolate. I call it Defeating The Purpose.
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Scotch and Green Goodness tastes like chocolate. I call it Defeating The Purpose.
Green Goodness? Is that some kind of thinly disguised absinthe reference?
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Scotch and Green Goodness tastes like chocolate. I call it Defeating The Purpose.
Green Goodness? Is that some kind of thinly disguised absinthe reference?
No, it's one of those health smoothies. The green one. Absinthe would go poorly with nearly all of these.
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I spent my entire life savings on pasta.
It was worth every Penne.
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@TwelveBaud oh, yes...I put that one in the Nerdy Jokes thread recently.
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@boomzilla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@TwelveBaud oh, yes...I put that one in the Nerdy Jokes thread recently.
Yeah well, it's not nerdy enough, this is where it belongs.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Use spring water.
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When driving to work, I got to thinking about the commonalities between a priest's job and a car mechanic's.
It's not the routine jobs, though oil changes could be seen as akin to pastoral care, if a bit messier.
But no. The real commonality is in the acute cases. Or rather, in how the jobs come in. By phone or by person, someone approaches you, and says:
"I keep hearing these noises...".(The joke works better in Finnish, since it uses the same word for voices and noises.)
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@acrow said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
the same word for voices and noises.
If you listen to what people say, there's usually not much difference.
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I've spent $300 dollars on a limousine, only to learn that for that price no driver is included.
All that money, but nothing to chauffeur it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
If you listen to what people say, there's usually not much difference.
And if you don't, there's none at all.
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@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I've spent $300 dollars on a limousine, only to learn that for that price no driver is included.
All that money, but nothing to chauffeur it.
Only $300? Holy shit I just had an idea,.,
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Holy shit I just had an idea,.,
If it involves hardware, the Bad idea thread is
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@TimeBandit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Holy shit I just had an idea,.,
If it involves hardware, the Bad idea thread is
I think it involves rented automotive hardware.
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I think it involves rented automotive hardware.
You know what happen to hardware that goes through the hands of @Tsaukpaetra?
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@TimeBandit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I think it involves rented automotive hardware.
You know what happen to hardware that goes through the hands of @Tsaukpaetra?
It undergoes a beautiful transformation. Like a caterpillar into a butterfly, it becomes something new. Which just like a butterfly, may break if you touch it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@acrow said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
the same word for voices and noises.
If you listen to what people say, there's usually not much difference.
I'd also say that it's pretty much archetypically Finnish that "noise" and "voice" use the same word.
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@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@acrow said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
the same word for voices and noises.
If you listen to what people say, there's usually not much difference.
I'd also say that it's pretty much archetypically Finnish that "noise" and "voice" use the same word.
I wouldn't have been too surprised if "priest" and "car mechanic" were the same word.
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@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I'd also say that it's pretty much archetypically Finnish that "noise" and "voice" use the same word.
Well, we do have a separate word for continued, loud, unwanted noise; "meteli". But that's... not helping me here, is it?
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@acrow said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
continued, loud, unwanted noise; "meteli"
Of which there are many kinds: Heavy meteli, death meteli, Gothic meteli, glam meteli, progressive meteli, ...
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@acrow said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
continued, loud, unwanted noise; "meteli"
Of which there are many kinds: Heavy meteli, death meteli, Gothic meteli, glam meteli, progressive meteli, ...
Just in case you're not joking, the Finnish word for metal is "metalli". "Meteli" has no relation to that one, and clearly comes from another root.
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